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2018

09

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Got Them Tits On of the Day

Hannah Ferguson went to some fashion week event. She’s been trying to polarize her life as a low to mid level bikini model from Sports Illustrated to doing the the whole fashion thing….so she lives in NYC, she goes to Fashion Events, she hangs with other models, and she is pulling it off.

She’s also lost weight, and some tit, even though her tits were her whole strategy when she was doing the cheesy model thing…but now she’s trying to high brow the half nakedness…while still showing off some tits.

I appreciate her hustle, if you get part of the way to where your ego thinks you belong, make the adjustments to get where your ego wants you to be, because no one actually cares enough to stop you.

Living the dream.

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More random pics of her from random bullshit…looking better than she did at the event…because I can see her asshole….

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2018

09

Feb

Madison Beer Erotica of the Day

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Madison Beer and her YOUTUBE money that she’s been generating for a long fucking time, even though she’s barely 18, she’s been exploiting herself to Bieber like she was Bieber thanks to her mom for a long time. Pulling the brand deals long before ever releasing a song, and now that she has finally released a song, she’s out there promoting hard, the way she should, tits out, seducing us perverts because we live in a sexualized world, everyone addicted to porn, both men and women, so if you want to get people to listen to your bullshit, play low level slut, producing low level slutty content…it’s good..

She just released her tour dates, that you should buy tickets to, I hear it’s a live sex show, and a great place to publicly masturbate.

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2018

09

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Sports Bra of the Day

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Here is Alessandra Ambrosio at the gym wearing a sports bra….a place I assume she spends most of her days, like a weathered and exhausted athlete before retiring doing all he can to compete with the younger versions of herself that she probably thinks she paved the way for…but that she definitely didn’t pave the way for shit…girls have been getting naked and half naked for decades, if not centuries, even for this brand that has made their promo models celebrities.

It amazes me that Ambrosio is still one of their stars, getting the big money, but they run analytics on these bitches, and know she converts because I guess she’s got that celebrity and those fans and other 35 year old women who buy the VS garbage respond to her, she is familiar, what they know, and they prefer it to young pussy that makes them feel like shit about themselves…fascinating..

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2018

09

Feb

Demi Rose Backpages Erotica of the Day

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I still don’t know what a DEMI ROSE is, but it sure as fuck sounds like a sex worker’s stage name, and she sure as fuck looks like a sex worker, so if you look like a sex worker, and sound like a sex worker, otherfucker and her fake ass and big tits must be a sex worker…that you likely can’t afford thanks to her having a big instagram following…that’s how sex work works now.

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2018

09

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Gym Day of the Day

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I guess Sarah Hyland dumped her mooch homosexual boyfriend she was praising so hard on the internet for the last 6 months, giving dude all kinds of traction and opportunity, which is why he was there in the first place. It’s the move you make when you are a momma’s boy who grew up on Disney, who moves to LA, and who tries to make it, but never quite hits….you know find that older dude with money to carry your fag ass to the top, or find a broken child star who is lonely and open to be manipulated….and manipulate because getting on her social media…is the answer.

Or maybe she’s trying to get fit to fuck him better, because like most broken girls, they try to please the man who has manipulated them, if they’ve been manipulated properly…

The result is GYM PORN, workout porn, her showing her muscles because she’s into fitness porn, and her muscles make her less creepy than when she looked 12 at 30….you know fills her out a bit…but more interestingly…she’s got some tits she’s showing off which is really what this is all about. ISN’T IT.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

09

Feb

Britney Spears Fitness Erotica to Start the Day of the Day

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Here’s some Britney spears showing off her flexibilty, her hot mom tits, her muscles and fitness, with this little short and sport bra workout video, to remind everyone, that if you have an addictive personality, or if you’re held captive by your family to dance and lip sync as hard as she fucking can, you must be physically fit to do it…

What you don’t see in this video is the gun to her kid’s head that the filmer is holding with his other hand, as he encourages to go deeper with the squat…the family depends on her physical strength….and ability to song and dance..

She’s looking great for 40, reminding all you fat sluts that fitness is the answer…especially if you’re really rich, have the resources to spend your days doing this, and can afford healthy food cooked for you by a chef…right…right.

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2018

09

Feb

Naked Woman at a Funeral and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Jerking Off on a Plane

Reporter Hit by Football / Soccer Ball

A Couple of Nice Guys Rob a Pregnant Chick

Distracted Driver Takes Out a Semi Truck

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the winter Olympics, or what I like to call, the sports events I can’t jerk off to, except maybe for ICE DANCING, because those girls wear mini skirts, those fit little dancing asses constantly exposed, and as a Canadian, it’s almost the only porn we had before the internet…

But other than that, unless you like speed skating thighs, or Bobsledding masculinity, or Lindsay Vonn’s nudes after being destroyed by all the black cock…

I think jerking off to the Olympics may be hard…but I believe in you, you are the champion of the masturbation perversion…and this is your time to fucking shine…

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Rose McGowan’s Manager Killed Herself
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RATS ON AN EXCALATOR
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98 Year Old Finds Old He really Is
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Ariana Granda Almost Died after the Manchester Attack – but Failed to Die
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Olivia Wilde Tight Jeans in LA
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Trombones Playing the Star Spangled Banner
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Joaquin Phoenix is the Next Joker
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Eagles Coach Cathing a Beer One-Handed
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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2018

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am old enough to remember when porn was this below the radar thing that pervert weirdos would watch, buy, become obsessed with, you know the kind of person you’d expect to watch porn if you saw them in public…back when regular people were jerking off to catalogs and when girls weren’t even masturbating…it was a different era..

But now all these people watch porn, it’s more mainstream than Disney, and I don’t know if the general public, that isn’t innately a creepy pervert can handle it…cuz all these people, mainly young people, are fucking dirt bag half retard pigs who can’t process much more than cumming….a lot like the handicap dude I used to work with at a pharmacy, just always jerkin’ off…

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Madonna Getting Forked on Instagram
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Drunk Guy vs Twerking Girls….
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Drake Spreading Kindness….
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Watch This Titty Drop….
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Alexandra Daddario Fighting AIDS
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Selena Gomez Busty in Magazine
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Brie Larson in her 2013 Bollywood Movie Because She was Desperate as Fuck
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Beetle Unleashes Deadly Fart….
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Demi Rose in Lingerie….
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Charlie Sheen Admits to Causing his Assistant’s Overdose..
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Jimmy Buffett Doesn’t Drink Margaritas
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Rugby Fight….
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Katy Perry is Bullshit…
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Karlie Kloss Hangs with Katy Perry
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Street Race Of the Day
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African Pastor Arriving at Church….
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Francesca Eastwood POKIES
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Quincy Jones Fucked Ivanka Trump
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Joaquin Phoenix To Play Joker in Standalone Movie…
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Oldest Restaurant in the World….
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SLUTS AT FASHION WEEK
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Alicia Vikander in a Magazine
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Lindsay Lohan – Super Disappointing in a Magazine
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Carmen Electra Out in Public
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Melissa Benoist in Leather Pants….
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Madelaine Petsch Crotch Shot for Glamour of the Day
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Elizabeth Olsen – Hiking in Shorts
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Elizabeth Debicki in a Magazine
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Julie Benz in Beverly Hills….
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Sluts at Fashion Week
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Amateur of the Day
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JERK OFF BETTER!
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Danni Summers in Lingerie – Got them Tits
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Tommie Jo’s Fake TIts
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Arab Girl Fingering
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Drinking Her Friend’s Pee of the Day
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19 Year Old Face – With a Big Ol Pussy
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TIT PLAY IDEO
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Huge Tits,,,,
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France’s First Sex Doll Brothel
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JERK OFF TOOLS!
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Huge Fake Tits….
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Fat Ass Jiggles…
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Bromo Sexual of the Day
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Saffy Got a Bald Pussy
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2018

08

Feb

Selena Gomez Broken and Doing Squats with her New Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such an entitled, fucked up, annoying, not very hot, rich chick who spends 200,000 dollars a week in rehab because she’s just that fucking broken, her head so far up her average at best, if that, ass….all crying for attention in a “Poor little rich girl”…we really feel your pain…and understand why you’d be self destructing…because even she knows she’s a fucking hack…a hack with a jacked up face, new Kidney thanks to her God Complex, and most importantly tits…

So here she is doing squats outside her car, while being so self important and irritating, it’s how these things work out when you’re exploited by your parents, sold off to Barney as a Sex worker at 5, until becoming this fucking brat.

I’m not a fan, but I’ll post the pics…why not..

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