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2018

16

Jan

Dakota Johnson Erotica of the Day

Dakota Johnson is Don Johnson’s Miami Vice ejaculate that was left inside Melanie Griffith’s womb when they were likely on drugs in the 80s…and relevant…

She’s not on my list of favorite celebrity kids who work as actors because acting is a joke and anyone can do it…but she’s a celebrity kid who work as actors because acting is a joke…They are like social media influencers with a budget….

The most interesting thing about her is that her grandma was jerked off on by Hitchcock during the filming of The Birds…back when creepy directors were celebrated and no one cared what slutty girls they took advantage of, but instead focused on the movies….

Something that gives Dakota some street cred….but not really….just another rich kid…being a rich kid…trying to find purpose and doing it via taking jobs her family friends give her….

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2018

16

Jan

Halle Berry Seeks Attention of the Day

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I often discount the level of black that Halle Berry is, which in and of itself is wrong of me by today’s standards, because girl is clearly black, or half black, which by definition makes her black, and who am I to say that she was raised in a white community as the token black friend you see in the movies, she married white, her mom white, her kid 3/4 white, she was probably white in meetings with Jewish producers who were racists, as we found out were racists with the Oscars so White campaign, and because of that, we’re now on the Oscars so Perverted dudes in power positions campaign, that I am sure Halle Berry has stories about…..because these girls will do anything they can to get where they need to go…it’s the Type A Personality shit..

Well, she’s making a comeback, she’s posting butt shots, and she’s at the NAACP Image Awards…nothing more black than that…I guess…

But who am I to say she’s not a leader for the black woman aspiring to get famous, if they believe her lie, and it inspires them to do good, who cares how whitewashed she is genetically and in how she was raised back in the 80s.

That said, she wore a wild and crazy attention seeking outfit that you may be able to see her mom pussy in, but I could be wrong.

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THERE MAY BE PUSSY VISIBLE!!

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2018

16

Jan

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is looking a little chubbier than she’s ever been, which probably means she’s pregnant, like a good little country girl, no one actually cares about, but may actually buy into, because they like the storyline of one of their own making it in America, despite being raised in LA and working for Disney at a young age, before being a clickbait, half naked, or really full naked, “artist” pushing the limits of her sexuality and crossing the line of mainstream and porn, which makes her sound more important than she is, but really it was just a young girl being like other young girls on tumblr, trying to be weird, in efforts to get attention, have some meaning, to make people care or think she has depth…

It’s like when a trust fund kid goes on a world tour for three years on his trust fund…you know the most obnoxious and phony self discovery…that will lead to you hearing nonsense stories about them “roughing it”….

It’s not that rich people can find meaning, purpose, or identity..it’s that it’s all fake, bullshit, that they don’t realize is bullshit..

Only in Miley’s case, we got to see her cunt.

Either way, she’s playing the country angel, trying to be all american on The Voice, reaching that hick audience that still watches the TV…and every chance she gets she talks about how country she is, that Dolly is her Godmother, shit like that…when really, girl…we know you’re just baiting us, trying to make money off us, and that you’re a lie..

The fact she’s in a BIKINI…proves she’s a lie…if this was at the peak of her marketing herself, she’d have a clownsuit on with a tail butt plug in…

But now all of a sudden she’s wholesome…come the fuck on…

The gossip is she got married to her dude on this trip and who cares…seriously, this doesn’t matter.

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2018

16

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence in her Underwear for 1 Second in a Trailer for her New Movie and People Care of the Day

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We live in a world that puts so much money into marketing bullshit to us, that we’ve got to a point where Jennifer Lawrence in her Underwear for 1 Second in a Trailer for her New Movie …. 1 second…when her full nudes are available on the internet…when the girl isn’t even than hot, that interesting, or anything like that..

It’s an actress in her damn underwear, showing her average body, that is paid beyond above average money, to play the same person over and over..

Yet people care….

I mean our priorities are all fucked if this matters to anyone anywhere…if people see this as more than just clickbait…that’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

16

Jan

Old Lady Offering her Pussy and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Fuck on the Balcony

Girl With Ridiculous Booty

Oral Sex on the Train

Man Kicks a Little Kid in the Head for No Reason – What The Fuck

Weird Accident of the Day

Woman Shows Skin Whitening Cream Demo

Men Harass 17 Year Old Girl

Stripped naked and Beaten

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There are some really fucking disgusting looking people producing porn of themselves on all the amateur porn sites…

Terrifying.

Some people get lost in the clickbait world of stupid clickbait, with their “You’ll Never Guess, You’ll Never Believe, You’ll Never Guess”…bullshit..

I get lost in fat, trashy, middle aged women, sticking random household objects, like their telephone, in their pussy on webcam for their personal porn channel….

I guess it always existed, people just so sexually fucked up, and I haven’t really fucked with porn in a LONG time….or offensive and weird, real person porn…

But it’s stronger and WORST than ever…

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Miley Cyrus Got Married in Australia
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini….
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Family Finds a Rembrant in their Basement and Get Paid
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Confused Cats Watch TV
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Ariel Winter – Big Cleavage
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This is the Reason Circuses NEED to be Shut the FUck Down
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Vikings Fans Go Nuts
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The Man Joked About Roofying Hilary Clinton
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2018

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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How can we live in a world where people die…we also live in a place where many women allow you in their assholes when they have their periods…I sometimes wonder what the ratio of anal sex when on period to anal sex when not on period is…you know how many women love anal all the time, versus how many women love it when they don’t want to ruin their sheets…..then there’s how many ANAL SEX virginity lost stories are dudes “accidentally” hitting the wrong hole, or how many were during times of menstruation, vs just casual night…then how many were drunk experiences or sober experiences…to power through the pain….how do these anal loving women discover they love anal…and how to anal hating women give in that week a month…but most importantly…HOW DO YOU KEEP SHIT OFF YOUR DICK…but do you really want to.

SO MANY questions…I must do an inquiry, a research, start a GOFUNDME and commit my life to this IMPORTANT work…

I simply MUST know…

Cranberries Singer – DEAD AT 46 – Now she can finally be the ZOMBIE she Once sang about…
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Mario Testino and Bruce Webber – creeper photographers of the day
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Some SOPHIE MUDD Chick’s Got Huge Tits
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Rumer Willis NIPPLES!
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Demi Lovato is Horny for Kristen Stewart / Bisexual
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Craziest Hair at LAX
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Kelly Rohrbach Topless TITS
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Kaley Cuoco’s Big Cleavage
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Construction Worker VS Collapsing Crane
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Hailey Baldwin – Pink Pants
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Let’s face it – anyone who has fucked AZIZ Ansari has been Sex Offended
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We Live in a World Where a Man Can’t Make a Free Living
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OWl VS FOX
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GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE – FINALLY GETS THE SUICIDE NET IT DESERVES
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Some UK Politicians Wife is a Fucking Racist Against HALF BLACK Meghan Markle…
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Convertible of the DAy
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Rebecca Hall Hates Woody Allen NOw
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Dennis Rodman – Gets His DUI
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Mira Sorivino Profits from Sexual Harassment, Proving Sexual Harassment is a Marketing Tool
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BRazilian Bowling Win
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Old Lady Joanna Krupa of the Day
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Hailey Baldwin – Skinny Legs Go Shopping
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Blanca Blanco in a Bikini
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Jennifer Metcalfe, Whoever that is, in a Bikini
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Alison Brie – Big Cleavage
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Wrecked
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Old, bloated and Crazy, Pregnant
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Ambrosio Keeps on Bikini
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Veronica from Riverdale is Not Hot – Despite What They ARe Trying to Trick You Into Thinking
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Lily rose Depp Panties
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Karlie Kloss has a TV show and Ruby Rose was a Guest
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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From Asia with Love…Hot ASians
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Girl Lighting Fart on Fire Fails…
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Lana in a Pink Bikini
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Just Some Amateur ANal
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The Very Intelligent Pornstar of the Day
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Panty Jobs are the Best Thing in Porn
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Some Hot Greek Slut’s TIts
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Girl Sticks Three Bananas in her Vagina Hole
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Asshole of the Day
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Stripper Magic Tricks
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2018

15

Jan

Kate Upton’s Body is So Fucking Weird of the Day

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Kate Upton is in Miami shooting a lingerie campaign for a lingerie company, because apparently, companies still think Kate Upton matters, and will sell product, even though it’s not 5 years ago, but I guess in the defence of the lingerie company, they are European and have no real clue what’s going on in the US market, and figure “this bitch is expensive, she must sell product, let’s use her”…when in reality, there are so many better options for them…

What I find interesting in this shoot, is not Kate Upton’s finally getting in shape after years of being massive, fat, and weird looking, I find the tits still winner, especially when pushed the fuck up…

What I find interesting is when cross referencing her tits with her paparazzi pics, I just can’t buy into her nonsense…her body is weird looking, she terrifies me, even when naked, but I guess when naked or half naked, I can be distracted by the huge tits and forget how weird the rest of her is..

WHO KNOWS…but it’s weird…

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2018

15

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Bloated Face in Lingerie of the Day

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Meth Bella Thorne who hasn’t died of a fentanyl overdose yet, and really who is such an identity crisis may not even be doing raver drugs, or any drugs….but is just playing it up like she is because she thinks it makes her cool…is in her underwear looking all bloated in the face on social media….

She’s clickbait, you know a set of fake looking possibly real tits that the Disney star is into promoting her tits, because it made her matter on social media, which is mattering in life, thanks to being provocative….and the social media companies being popular…ZUCKERBERG brainwashed properly…

She still gets naked, but is far less interesting, and a lot more tranny and hard faced looking….but most importantly….lame

I am not into this weird selfie erotica, or the personal brand that is seeing success that is Bella Thorne, she’s been overexposed and is now boring…but I’ll still post the panties because why not right…what else am I doing today…it’s not like I have a job.

Here’s BELLA and her Raver Weird Meth Sister filming a music video, because you don’t need talent to self produce hits yo CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

15

Jan

Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit…

I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family…

Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants.

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