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2017

23

Nov

Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra of the Day

I don’t know when the sexualization of Hailee Steinfeld happened, I mean I am sure some of you redneck perverts have been sexualizing her since she was cast on True Grit and her fanbase sort of grew from there, there’s a reason why all these teens end up with massive audiences and it’s not because other teens are following them on social media…it’s because the world, exspecially on the internet, is perverted and allows dudes to privately enough tap into that perversion….those instincts you feel when in public but don’t acton and instead you go home to research or get into….because of the internet…

I do know that the True Grit star, who at one point was just a chubby quirky 18 year old girl, has managed to position her career as a singer because singers make more money than actors and in doing that…she’s got fit, looks good and posts provocative shit on the internet…in her bra – so NAUGHTY and click-baity…clever.

Here she is deep stretching…

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2017

23

Nov

18 Year Old Naked Madonna doing Ballet Nude of the Day

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Madonna’s nude photos from when she were 18 in 1977 – see model release form – are up for auction…

She’s naked, doing Ballet, being edgy and artistic, and an exhibitionist…in an era where she could have gone into porn as easily as become a NYC scenester in the club scene who managed to trick executives to give her a record deal, and build her up to the billion dollar earning icon she is today..

All it took was a willingness to do what she was told, to put herself out there, in front of the camera…which is what it takes to get famous….

So all these instagram girls getting naked have a fucking shot…they could be the next Madonna, they just have to keep getting naked, until it takes them to the right circles….

This is a post of aspiration and a pretty lame ass for an 18 year old, I guess people had different diets then….less fat and jacked up on estrogen…

She doesn’t look hot, but naked skinny women with bush in the 70s doing dance poses….is in and of itself hot…

Sure Madonna is the fucking worst….but she was a girl with a dream like so many girls out there…so take these in….and see them for the magic they are.

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2017

23

Nov

Anna Kendrick Brought her Tits to some The Voice Mash Up Promo of the Day

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I guess marketers understand that the only people who go to the movies are the people who still watch TV, so the people at Pitch Perfect, who produced another movie, even though Anna Kendrick is 40 and awkward looking, while the asian one looks like she’s pushing 60, and we know the fat one along with eating her weight in cake, is officially 50, but you can’t call her out for it, because she will sue you an win, it’s her right to lie about her age, cuz she’s fat filled and wrinkle-less as her skin barely can support the pressure of her obesity….while Hailee Steinfeld who is the only college aged one..and probably the only one worth fucking…

You see Anna Kendrick has such a fucking terrible face, a weird little mouth, the kind of look that makes her look like she’s sucking on lemons, and when I hear people find her hot, I write them off as people who watch the voice, and would go to the movies….even though they are probably just dudes with low expectations, and she’s better than the local trash available to them…you know love the average at best chick and her cleavage…

I just expect more out of overpaid cunt. I want them to be hot…and it’s more than just fucking cleavage to win me over.

There’s something weird going on with her legs too….but I can’t figure that one out…but look at the tits bro…keep getting this mangled chick hired…you asshoels.

Theres a video…i wish I didn’t post…

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2017

23

Nov

Dora Yoder Hot Bush of the Day

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Dora Yoder is some hipster “model” or “artist” as she probably likes to be referred to as…you know it legitimizes her existence as more than just naked clickbait imagery for the internet – in efforts to get attention and seen – so that she can polarize what she does into actually mattering, leading to work, or money, or people buying her art..it’s all tactical and if you’re cute enough it works….

I am not hating, I think the world needs girls like this to inspire other girls to grow out their bush, since bush is my fucking life, I’ve been an advocate for bush forever, I want as big a bush as possible, a panty pillow really and all that bald pussy shit is for Bros and Kardashians….not for young girls I want to have sit on my face.

I am not going to go into my bush promotional campaign, I’ve been writing about it forever and YOU should know by now..

I am going to put up pictures of a girl and her bush, that she doesn’t want you to jerk off to cuz it’s art, which makes jerking off to it more gratifying…

Dora Yoder…I love you.

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2017

23

Nov

I’m Thankful for Ireland Baldwin of the Day

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I figure I should be thankful for Ireland Baldwin, because no one else in the world is, not even her own parents..

I know referencing Alec Baldwin calling her a pig on the voicemails he left Kim Bassinger when in divorce, when talking about Ireland Baldwin, is basic, played out, boring, but hilarious…and the most interesting thing about this spoiled, entitled, forever in the shadows of her parents, strong jaw, massive monster over 6 feet tall that isn’t a celebrated model, even though she’s big enough to be a model, while all these other people like her own cousin, who I am sure she hates are short, not modelesque and making it…

What I am saying is that I am thankful for Ireland Baldwin choosing the instagram life, the attempt to get famous like her parents by getting half naked, I am thankful for her already having a stint in rehab because life as a broken identity crisis rich girl is so hard…you know all the nice thing in life, the nothing to worry about in life, leads to so much to worry about themselves, so much that doesn’t fucking matter.

Imagine, girl has an allowance more than any of you make, houses all over the fucking place to live at, money to eat, and she still manages to fucking whine…and medicate..poor little rich girl…..

Thanksgiving Miracle…or Thanksgiving trainwreak…who has a massive potato shaped head…that comes with a willingness to get topless…good times..

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2017

23

Nov

V4 Twenty Vaping with Pussy of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving, and I figure that I’ll give thanks to our longtime partner over at V4-Twenty …who have been working with us to bring you this Great American Pop Culture everyday….without them….there would be no servers paid, no alochol in my veins, not rage against how ridiculous humans are…so thank you…

I am more of a drinker, but should get more into the Cannabis world, maybe it would chill me out and cure me of cancer and not make me as fat as I am…and when I make that Transition like I was Bruce Jenner and going from booze to weed is like chopping of my dick / my all I know…I am going to do it with my V4-Twenty Vape…

It’s called THE PLUSH …because vaping is soft like the plush velvet nightgown my lap dancing stripper had on the another night, only a lot more fun because it doesn’t mislead you with lies about how bad it wants to fuck you, rubbing you to lure you into the next song…

Either way, it’s fun for people who like vaping so buy the people in your lives a V4-Twenty VAPE for Christmas, or today, or whatever…

Here’s some PUSSY and the Vape…I promised in the clickbait misleading title…it’s the only way I can get your damn attention.

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2017

23

Nov

Deepika Padukone from the XXX Movies Lookin Hot of the Day

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Since Thanksgiving is based on the coming to America Pilgrims, befriending and earning the trust of Indians, before taking over their land in bad deals, basically treating them like livestock, sterilizing their women, trying to assimilating them, calling them savages, you know feeding them drugs and alcohol to destroy their people, who lived in a communal and amazing way, in touch with nature….but luckily now we have cities, and taxation, and poverty, and rich evil men where there were once forests and animals…suburban subdivisions, malls, sky scrapers…money money money…make that money….medication, shitty non-organic, chemical filled foods we feed our kids…and the whole thing is fucked…

I figure why not post a hot Indian Deepika Padukone….from XXX Vin Diesel movies….because Indians are what we need to celebrate today…not the WHITE TURKEY EATING FAT AMERICAN AN HER CORN MEAL CASSEROLE AND VARIETY OF STORE BOUGHT PIE FROM HER RETARD SCOOTER CUZ SHE HAS NO FEET THANKS TO DIABETES….#America.

Either way, here she is stripped out of her tribal dress and feathers for your perving…

Posted in:Deepika Padukone|SFW

2017

23

Nov

Slutty Scooter Ride and Other Videos of the Day

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Off Duty Cop Shoots Bike Theif

Woman Held Up at Gunpoint at her House

Deer Finds Hunter…

Woman Calls a German Dude a Hitler

Tiger Bites Hand….

One Arm Man Fighting

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2017

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The beauty of all holidays, that isn’t really that beautiful, but beautiful if you need a reminder that you hate society and pretty much all humans – all trying to be so unique and interesting – especially on social media – while all being the fucking same….I mean sure they spin it how they want to spin it and believe that bullshit they spew…but like clockwork…every holiday…I can expect seeing what everyone is grateful for, I can expect to see family pictures, and pictures of the food spread their family put together…with hashtags like blessed…I am not saying I am too cool for Thanksgiving, I love that shit…I am just saying…I wish people would keep it to their damn selves and realize we’re only on instagram to see tits.

Here are some THANKSGIVING MORNING LINKS because I am in Canada and I don’t watch Football, parades, or movies staring Sarah Jessica Parker about a dying mom.

Next stop…Christmas…and I fucking LOVE Christmas….

Broken Down Scarjo Kissing
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Get Cool Sunglasses G…
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Tree Ruins View – Fireworks Save the Day – Poor Tree
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Demi Rose is Disgusting
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Bill CLinton on Banging Anna Nicole Smith because She Wasn’t a Reptilian Humanoid like his Wife
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Congressman and his Dick Pics are Hilarious
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Trashy Chicks of the Day
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The Most Expensive Steak in NYC
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Jemma Lucy Slutty as Fuck Tattooed..
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Stranger Things Cast Answering Questions that Don’t Matter…
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Paris Jackson – Not Hot in Vogue
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Australia Chick Named Who Cares in a Bikini
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Some Iron Man Full Body Mold
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2017

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving, so what the hell are you doing on the computer looking at a dumb site, which is actually a brilliant site, but no one realizes, with the best links every put together by one brilliant man…

Do you not have a family, are you alone, am I your only family or do you hate your family but are with your family because you have no choice?

Are you not proactive, too busy feeling sorry for yourself to go out there to the bar to find some depressed woman who has no family and is feeling sorry for herself…maybe back in your hometown…from your past…to stuff like a turkey…

There is opportunity out there for you to have the most memorable holiday season humanly possible…

Get it done….but before you got…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence Single
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Kendall Jenner – Spread Eagle
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Pink Doing her Best Spiderman
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SMOKE YOUR VITAMINS!
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Lily Collins – Skinny Legs
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Oprah is the New Charlie Rose
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Kate Upton’s Huge – Vile Tits
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples…
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Brielle Biermann – Flashing Tit
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Lady Gaga – Dates a Groupie
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Emu Steals Popcorn From Car…
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Gwen Stefani – Slutty Christmas
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Bill Clinton Tried to Bang Anna Nicole Smith
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Cat Playing with Rhino
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Gillian Anderson’s Old Big Tits
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Pixar Guy Goes Down….
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Why Was the DiVinci Worth 450 Million
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Grandma Shaking her Tabourine
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Fat Guy Can’t Get Out of his Very Expensive Car
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Daisy Ridley Boring at a Star Wars Event
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Nick Carter Accused of Rape…
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Big Dog – Lil Bed
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Nina Agdal in Selfie Magazine in Lingerie
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Slutty Yoga Pants
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Hailey Baldwin – 21 – No One Cares
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Diane Kruger – Old But Hot
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Streamer – RAges
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Brittney Palmer Fitness Girls Bikini Fake Tits
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Lottie Moss in a White Dress
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Nina Dobrev Hot in Leggings
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ScarJO is Single
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Danica Patrick – Done Racing
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A Whole Lot of Movie Nudity of the Day
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FEELING SAD? THIS WILL FIX YOU!!!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Some Slut with Monster Tits
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Eating Cereal Out of Anus
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Slutty Tits of the Day
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Cum Shot of the Day
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Actress Leslie Hope Full Naked
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Mannequin Sex Fetish
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This Site is Life!!
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Necrophilia Porn
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Tarzan Swing Fail
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Big Titty Jessica Ryan…
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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Nice Pussy
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Big Fucking TIT
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Monster Tits
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Monster IMPLANTS
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