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2017

27

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I used to be a guy who would leave the house, get wasted, try to seduce women, usually end up offending them, only to come home to pass out on the floor, waking up hours later with my dick in hand and pants around my ankles…

Then I was the guy wh would leave the house, get wasted, instead of trying to seduce women, I would find a cheap hooker to suck my dick in an alley…only to come home, pass out on the floor, waking up hours later not knowing where my wallet was or why my dick was burning…

I then became a guy who would never leave the house, get wasted and try to seduce women over social media, getting nudes, only to pass out on the floor and wake up hours later with my dick in hand..

Then I got too lazy to seduce women over social media, it required so much work so I just offered them money to send me nudes, not much, less than what I was paying at the bar…and figured it was worth it…

Now, I am the man who stays up late at night, applying coconut oil to my painful hemorrhoid while watching youtube videos on how to cure hemorrhoids…

I guess this is growing up.

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Record Breaking Speed Talker
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Gays on the Disney Show
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Hot Celeb of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian – Fat Thigh
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Demi Rose is Disgusting
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Free Whopper at Burger King if You’re Dressed like a Clown on Halloween..
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Katy Perry is Digusting
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Ash Benson and Rick Ross snitch
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Three Decade Long Dungeons and Dragons Game
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Sofia Vegara Tight Legs in Jeans…
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The Trailer for Some Netflix Show Called Bright
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Hot Chick Felon
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2017

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got stuck in the vortex…maybe an alternative reality…or a really good halloween costume…that involved following an ass, a tight looking, thin legged, thigh gap wearing ass in tight jeans…that when she slowed down for whatever reason, and I caught up, for whatever reason, I saw that from the front she was the fucking CRYPT KEEPER. Her face 90. Her ass 20….was it the jeans or the genes? A benjamin button genetic disorder, or good fitness program at the old folks home..I don’t know…but I wondered how many guys at the old folks home paid to fuck that…because it was not the way it was supposed to be…and no it wasn’t Liz Hurley or any of these other old rich sluts pretending to be young…she was her own breed…that both fascinated and terrified…but ready for the bone…that I’d expect to see exposed like the rotting corpse she was when removing the shirt…

Spooky times…

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Hot Female Felon
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Gal Gadot is Jewish in a Magazine
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Ivanka Trump Made Her Spotify Sex Playlist Public
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OJ Simpson Out with the WHores because they are too young to realize he murdered his wife and is dangerous – but instead like the clickbait.
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Selena Gomez in a Push Up Bra
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Cats on a Treadmill
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Pam Anderson Naked
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Beiber is Fucking Selena Gomez Again
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Ellen Objectifies Katy Perry’s Tits but it’s Ok Cuz She’s a Dyke
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Tits Out Panty Flash on some Whore
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Pregnant Jessica Alba
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Parking with Augmented Reality
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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Corey Feldman is Trying to Get Funded for Pedophile
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See Through Tits
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Whore of the Day
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Terry Richardson is Done – I thought that Already Happened
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Women During Orgasm for Science…
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Brooke Burke Bikini
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Some Aspiring Actress Named Alex McGregor Nude Shoot
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10 Car Chases from the 60s
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Ronan Farrow vs Harvey Weinstein
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Melanie Griffith is a Babe
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Pussy Rub!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Devil in the Car with the Big Tits
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Girl and a Sex Machine….
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Naked Doctor is some Dumb Shit
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Hot Russian Tits on TV
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Embarrassing Cam Whore Moments
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Big Tits
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Stretched Out…
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All About Asses
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2017

26

Oct

Lindsay Lohan in the Shower #TBT of the Day

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I am on trend. You know with it, current, a man who gets down with the times, who connects to the youth and what they are into, up on the social media, not getting scammed by interent scammers trying to install phishing software on my computer to steal everything like other old people…but doing the abbreviated words, the hashtags, all that other good stuff….like THROWBACK THURSDAY….

With some LOHAN shower tits, cuz it’s not a throwback when a Lohan is in it because she is everything, but I asssume it’s some old ass titties, not the new Muslim her with the ESL accent…

Courtney Stodden is doing Melania Trump with her tits out – sounding like Lindsay Lohan’s new ESL accent….and I figure i should post it here…

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2017

26

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Side Tit of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is my favorite celebrity rich kid who based on her parents is a celebrity in and of herself – without actually doing anything…I mean maybe she’s pretending to be a model – or an actress in shitty movies but it doesn’t seem to come from a vapid, trying to make herself famous, instagram whoring place…in fact she barely updates her instagram in what feels as being less thirsty for attention and more just getting that attention because of who her parents are…while being hot enough to carry it…so that even if she was a spoiled cunt, and I am sure she is a spoiled cunt, all entitled, but that wouldn’t offend me…because she looks good doing it and she can’t help who she is or where she’s from…

I’d just like to see her be put to more use to eliminate idiots like the Hadids who are really just Kardashian level clickbait that bought their success and that exist because of basic marketing tricks…anyone can figure out… Lily Rose Depp is more of the real deal…I am a fan.

She was also out wearing clothing….

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2017

26

Oct

Madison Beer for Galore of the Day

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I like beer, I drink too much beer, I am probably fat, diabetic, near death thanks to beer, all those carbs and limited alochol that makes me drink many of them to get a buzz…so seeing a bitch named Madison Beer makes me think…what a great name, I’m thirsty and want a beer…

While Thirsty Madison Beer, probably makes you think more perverted things because you haven’t drank the amount of beer that make your male hormones turn into female hormones forcing your sex drive to become dead…limp…and as pathetic as you always knew you were….hence the beer drinking…

You probably see this and sniff out youthful ass and look at it and think how good it would taste or feel or smell or whatever – forgetting that young girls these days, especially those trying to make it in the world, but pretty much all young girls these days aren’t innocent…but are little pervert pornstars who bang everyone and everything – because sex feels good…and is socially accepted…and is empowering..and whatever else they’ve spun….

So this Madison Beer chick banged Beiber…after her mom sold her to Beiber in some rich person entertainment industry sex ring…and now she’s in a magazines…so it all works out in the end….because she’s got a hot body.

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2017

26

Oct

January Jones Whoring of the Day

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January Jones is only interesting because she had a secret baby with a secret rich guy – who knows who he is, who she knows who he is, who’s wife probably knows who he is, but who the public can’t know who he is…because it’s one of those bad looks situations…you know she used her uterus to guarantee revenue for 18 years…took a payment to be silent and will forever be a happy mom who raises her kid by a nanny…

Or maybe she’s genuinely the kind of woman who can’t have that last abortion because it can kill her chances of having kids…or maybe she’s the kind of woman who just wants to breed and hates men and wants to do it on her own…I know girls like that…they’d go to bars and get knocked up intentionally and never tell the dude..but she’s hollywood and calculating proven by her hard nipple selfies so I don’t trust anything coming out of anything named January.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

26

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Old lady Elizabeth Hurley, the bikini entrepreneur thanks to being the bikini model entrepreneur who understood the importance of launching her pussy onto famous rich cock and sticking by it until it got caught fucking a tranny, allowing his success to be her success, that brought her to a place where she could meet other rich guys to mooch off of, and to be desirable for, and to get knocked up by….because rich guys like the pussy famous guys cheat on trannies with – apparently…

Well, in part of being 50, an ego, pushing bikinis, she maintained that body, and it looks good, even if the age limit for bikini pics is 30….sometimes we can let some of the pussy in bikinis slide…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2017

26

Oct

Bella Thorne Breast Exam of the Day

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Bella Thorne likes to let you all know that she’s got tits…

She’s like the retarded girl I was in line behind at the grocery store with her handler, all picking her nose, rubbing her vagina all while figuring out how a bank card worked.. and laughing like a retard…you know just mindless, running off instinct, not necessarily that smart, you could tell by her drooling all over the place, but more calculated, hollywood, understanding that tits get hits…

She’s some raved up, ecstasy freak, that we call all hope ends up abusing, or on meth, like all the raver girls I know from my past who are all fucking disasters now that the raving has ended…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

26

Oct

Tallia Storm Nipples of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a Scottish singing scam that was put together by her parents…or her mother who was an egotistical PR chick who knew how to do low level internet marketing – and probably saw all these vine stars make millions of dollars and all these youtubers get TV show deals and saw all these tweeters on tweeter twitter get book deals and figured “I can make my daughter my portfolio piece”…and put her togeter, get her the press, and some singing lessons and convince her to go to events for the paparazzi with her tits out…because people like young tits…

Here are those young tits, I support their marketing.

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2017

26

Oct

Lea Michele Seductive Genderless Dude of the Day

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Lea Michele Gellar may be a dude, but as we know with this gender neutral society, that means nothing, and that if she dresses like a woman, we must accept her as a woman, and objectify her as a woman, and jerk off to her as if she’s a woman, otherwise we are not being inclusive or decent human beings, we must let the dude pretend he’s a woman, and sexualize himself as a woman, with her leggings on…like a normal girl..

Remember when her boyfriend, the homosexual, was lead to killing himself because he had to pretend he was banging this dude, and she didn’t even care…she tried her best to act her way through it…but we could see through the lies…I liked that about her, you know pure emotionless psychopath…

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