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2017

10

Nov

Jasmine Tookes Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

Jasmine Tookes is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to social consciousness, inclusiveness…I think they call it AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…because the black / colored people are a real demographic, they buy the products and they should have someone so far removed from their existence, but who is of color to represent them as their ambassador in lingerie…even though she’s American…

They company wants to appear like they care, like they are diverse, it is so important in this era, and it is important, but they are just doing it for the PR so they don’t get slaughtered.

That’s not to say Victoria’s Secret hasn’t had black women in the past, they have, because they just book hot skinny bitches with tits…as they should…regardless of color…but now all companies have to book based on keeping up appearances so it’s not sincere or genuine..but rather just marketing.

That doesn’t take away from her big tits on her skinny frame..thank god for that.

Here she is working out….

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2017

10

Nov

Ariel Winter Troll Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s a troll…with no neck but she clearly photoshops herself properly, because she wants to show you to think she’s hotter than she is in a fake it til you make it, if you tell the world you’re hot and that you look this small waisted, when you’re actually built like a school bus or fridge…they’ll believe it because they aren’t sitting with you watching your belly hang out over your pants….as it does everytime you sit, but according to instagram…girl’s all hourglass in a good way….when you can tell she’s terrible…

Big young tits though, take them in before she ends up at 350 lbs, sloppy at a young age…I don’t have much hope for her, or understand her hype, but she’s on TV and TV is trying to compete with Social media and this here is their weapon…they are pushing money to….so that us suckers pay attention because of tits…

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Here’s her nipples…

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2017

10

Nov

Eva Amurri Bikini Mom of the Day

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Rich celebrity kid who is not Lily Rose Depp’s daughter, but still the daughter of some famous people, who is only getting this post because she’s a famous rich kid, named Eva Amurri…busted out the mom body in a bikini on the social media and looked pretty good….

She did try to get fameous for a minute – by using her mom’s contacts and booking a show she got topless in – as a talking role…in 4 episodes of Californication…which was the peak…and really a gift to all of us because we got to see those Sarandon tits….

I guess it didn’t work out for her, so she did the less hot mom thing, but she still manages to low level show that rich girl with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work’s body…

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2017

10

Nov

Maitland Ward Topless Monster Tits of the Day

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Maitland Ward has really big tits that she likes to show the world…and these are the tits she likes to show world…because this is how she spends her days…figuring out ways to post tits on her social media feed in what is not all that exciting – but that is still monster tits from the TV show you jerked off to in the 90s…making her about 90…but never too old to pull out her tits…someone will always stare…like me.

Them tits are huge and for 1000 dollars she will let you fuck her up the ass unprotected according to her snapchat….

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2017

10

Nov

Natasha Oakley Maternity Photoshoot of the Day

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It looks like the Bikini A Day lie from instagram who makes a lot of fucking money because it’s a clever excuse to make branded content, sponsored bikini posts everyday, launch her own brand, get the free trips…live the life of luxury hustling bullshit photos she aggressively photoshops to look like a totally different person…

But these live shots allow us to see just how She’s dog faced, but not cute, sloppy looking, while she’s got hair and make-up going on, a lesson in internet magic….

She’s either pregnant doing her pregnancy announcement content or just fat with them sloppy tits, when you cross reference it with her social media persona…and it’s pretty fucking shameless, but a good tactic to not get hounded by the millions of fans she’s likely bought from Russia…

You can see some nipples

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2017

10

Nov

Selena Gomez Sex Offender of the Day

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I find it interesting watching all these celebrity dudes going down for being pervert idiots, because all men are pervert idiots, but these people are just exceptionally idiots, thanks to the money and the power and the willingness of most women to not rat them out to not ruin their careers…or whatever…

I find it interesting to hear about Louis CK jerking off to aspiring actresses, to not officially cheat on his wife, because dudes in high pressure positions, with psycho god complexes, need to bust nut….or the other dirt bags who use their power on girls who go to their hotel rooms at 3 am for meetings only to get flashed…

I am ready for every man ever to go down, everyone in Tech Biz, Start Ups, Finance world….to the actors and DJS I know fuck underage girls, and jerk off on girls and are creeps…it’s actually moving pretty slow..

But I am most interested for people like Selena Gomez, who fucked Bieber when he was underage to go down for manipulating a younger man…

You know there are old ladies in the industry with fuck toy boys, rent boys they all fuck…I’m ready to hear about these power women…

BUT NO ONE WILL CARE….I still want to hear…

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2017

10

Nov

Flashback Friday – The Hadids of the Day

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It’s Friday, we should all sit an analyze the HADID faces and how they have jacked them up with fillers and injections to make themselves look like porn stars that are positioned as fashion stars, all because they whined to their rich dad and made him buy their fame…that actually worked…

They are the DONALD TRUMP clickbait of modeling and fashion, anyone will work with anyone who pays them to hire them, or put them on covers and buys them followers, in a fake it til you make it…but it got them started, because that’s just how the world works…you can buy anything and the HADIDs are a product of a whiney rich girl wanting legitimacy for her birthday instead of a new Benz…

I find Bella’s face the most fascinating…she’s a different person totally…in a good way, but in a terrifying way and it will be interesting to see how she ages…

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2017

10

Nov

Hilary Duff in the Bath of the Day

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Hilary Duff likely has shares in Words With Friends, or she’s got a brand deal, because she’s creating clickbait around the game, in her bath, with some titties…encouraging all the kids to bring their phones into the bath, like the girl who electrocuted herself a while ago..it’s a real story…google it….which is good to know, a cause to encourage, because the world is filled with young idiots and the DARWIN awards are a real thing, lets kill these people who can’t unplug even when they shower…

I guess the real issue is that her bath selfies don’t include her spread asshole…a big thick ass I want to see spread…

Here she is doing jumping jacks..

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2017

10

Nov

Singer Named Anitta Tits Out On Stage of the Day

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Anitta got some tits…she’s a singer from Brazil named Larissa de Macedo Machado…

I don’t feel like looking too into her because she strategically had her tits bust out of her shirt on stage intentionally…it’s not quite enough to be that engaging for me, you know for me to fall in love with her and find out everything about her so that I can stalk her the way men are supposed to show their affection…

But I will still look at her tits popping out on stage intentionally…I like her overall marketing efforts though.

More pics of Anitta and Diplo