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2018

05

Jan

Halle Berry Got That Bikini On of the Day

Halle Berry is on some comeback tour, because I guess she’s Halle Berry and ready to try to shine again, as these women hate tapping out and accepting their fate as only valuable when young and hot, so they put all kinds of energy into being old and hot…working out, diet, all that other stuff like plastic surgery…all in efforts to keep getting work, praise, etc…instead of just sitting on their pile of money..it’s like they think it’s their duty to us to clickbait…and post bikini pics…

I’m ok with that, like I’m ok with her being an icon or motivator to the young black folk of the world – even though she grew up white, in a white area, with a white mom, and the black thing is just an angle to win oscars…and I’m ok with that cultural appropriation because she’s hot…

Here’s some Halle Berry Booty in a Sheer Shirt of the DAy

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2018

05

Jan

Madison Beer May Have Nipples of the Day

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Madison Beer was in a crop top….and apparently you can see her nipple..which I guess i a big deal to pervert fans of Madison Beer who have wanted to see her nipple, but missed out on her nipple, because she doesn’t expose her nipple, as her mom has taught her to be a little modest in her fame whoring, a little low key, a little demure and classy, even in an era where nipples being exposed are just part of being a girl…even teens in high school are showing nipple in protest of the patriarchy….

I don’t see a nipple here…..but I figure if someone does see a nipple here it is my duty to share that with other people desperate enough to want to see nipples on a young busty youtube starlet who banged bieber for a record deal thanks to her mom’s hustle…

Apparently – she sings…

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2018

05

Jan

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is some clickbait performer who would show her tits as often as she could over the last 4-5 years of being a clickbait performer who never quite made it to the mainstream, like you don’t know her songs or her choreographed dances – but if you do you’re a fucking weirdo…

But she did have her tits and ass out, in leotards and other outfits, trying to get attention for her music the totally logical way…of having her tits and ass out rather than the merit of her singing ability, or songs and performance..because we don’t live in an era where you get famous for being good at something, everyone is good at something…we live in the porn generation where women get naked and pretend it’s about empowerment not low hanging strategies to get noticed…TITS GET HITS….and I’m all for that..who cares about shitty songs when we got tits.

She’s on vacation in a bikini and I guess I’m posting the pics she posted assuming you don’t follow her on social media…and you probably don’t..

Here are her nipples in 2016

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2018

05

Jan

Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day

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Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good…

I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be…

But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated…

I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird…

I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like…

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2018

05

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists…

I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack…

I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has…

Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it…

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2018

05

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Tits of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is one of the top profiles you should be following on social media…she is this travel and adventuring Pacific Northwest based Playboy chick who tried TV hosting after Seacrest got her new tits….

She goes to this amazing places and she takes these amazing nature shots that happen to have her slutty poses somewhere in the mix, like a where’s WALDO, but more of a where’s her ass or bolt on tits…

She camps, she does VAN LIFE, she lives in cabins, her boyfriend is even an instagram influencer in the Small Cabin / Small Home scene…and it’s a really weird mix of cheesy slutty naked and aspirational and beautiful…shit you want to have as your screensaver shit…

I am a fan…and so are millions of other people, but I have a feeling because she’s a nude model and in her mid 30s…she isn’t getting nearly as much money as she should…despite Kardashians making billions while being porn chicks…and I guess in ways she’s a porn chick in her own right, a camping porn chick who you haven’t seen fuck but you have seen her vagina…and shes hot.

Here’s a round-up of some of her pics.

There’s more…

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2018

05

Jan

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I wrote that a few months ago, that I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts.

She is not that hot, but she is a Victoria’s Secret model..so she matters…and knows her ass gets hits on social media….and she gets paid accordingly….so post it.

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2018

05

Jan

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tries to be Sexy for Fashion of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…

She’s crusty, dumpy and like Lena Dunham gets naked…

She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…

I did like seeing her pee in Secretary..but that was 100 years ago.

Here she is in a Throwback AP shoot trying to be sexy

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2018

05

Jan

Megan Irwin Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Megan Irwin is possibly Steve Irwin’s daughter, posing all naked or naked enough because the dad died when she was young, eaten by the wildlife he used to exploit to get rich, and she now has daddy issues….

Not to mention, she’s used to the good life, he was a big fucking star in his zookeeper’s outfit….and she’s forced to post seductively to get the bills paid, or people to follow her, because she fears the predators her dad used to exploit, but not scared to exploit herself…for that same audience…

She’s used to that good life…and the good life comes from this…

Then again, Megan Irwin may not be Steve Irwins daughter and this post was a waste of all of our time.

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2018

05

Jan

Kate Beckinsale in a Bra of the Day

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Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know and love from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…

My theory is that she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…or Plastic Surgery, or her whole existence is about conditioning herself to look good but I’ll stick with vampire theory…it makes more sense to her LARPING fans…not too busy LARPING to notice her.

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