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2017

28

Dec

Ana Braga Pantsless In Front of her Dirty Sheet of the Day

Ana Braga is a friend of the site, I mean at least she’s been friendly enough with me and I didn’t even have to pay her for lap dances, because she had an understanding of how she needed to get some following on social media, because its easy and increases her celebrity, her hooker rates, and all that other good stuff….and what better way to do that than to work with IMPORTANT sites like this, taking over my snapchat – or more interestingly, taking on the clickbait – thematic shoots – like this one for New Years – knowing that people need content for their sites to celebrate any given holiday – so clever really…clever…

The amazing thing in all this is that she’s LEGIT 50 years old…a magcial creature really.

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2017

28

Dec

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato took a bikini selfie, because Demi Lovato is no longer a fat sloppy chick celebrating equality and inclusiveness, and protesting body shaming…she’s taken the vapid Kardashian route of trying to look as plastic and slutty as possible….it makes you more money and gets you more positive feedback from dudes in an time when you’re recently single…that whole fat chick in no make-up thing…sloppily dancing on stage for her fans who connected to her thanks to her fans being fat slobs too..

I always wondered about her fan base, because I had never met a Demi Lovato fan in my life, yet I knew she existed..but then I took an UBER and the woman driver, who was likely 300 lbs was super pumped because a new Demi Lovato song dropped that day….girl in all her weird social awkwardness…pretty much these disney obesessed weirdos you seen in Florida with Mickey Mouse dolls on their dashboard….who moved to Florida to be closer to Disney…because it’s just them and their cats….what the fuck else are they to do….wait out winter too? That’s crazy talk.

Here are more slutty pics of the fat chick turned clickbait chick…who’s always been bullshit chick.

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2017

28

Dec

Nipples on Youtube and Other Videos of the Day

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Fireman Saves Boy from Suicide

Teen Kids a Cop….

Neighbor of the Day

Idiot Sledding of the Day

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2017

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s a very complicated time of year, that final week of the year, where most people are on vacation wrapping up 2017 with a holiday induced alcohol fueled, family filled bang…I mean assuming they have family, while other people are still working because they have shit jobs that don’t take the week off….a time to reflect on all that went wrong the past year, all your hopes for the next year, all your expectations that everything will be the same next year, because they’ve been the same the last two decades…because nothing actually happens for you….I’d assume high suicide rates and conversations like “can you believe it’s 2018 in a few days”…reminding us all how old, tired, depressing our insignificant existence is….couple that with the temperature being -40 degrees celsius and be reminded that shit is pretty much ridiculous as we wait for death.

And here are some steplINKS in the Morning…

Laura Dern the Grandma is Dating an NBA Player Pervert
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In VERY important News Meghan Trainor is Engaged Despite Being Fat
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Sofia Vergara Fishnets…
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Dog Unwraps Puppy for Christmas
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XFL of the Day
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60 Lbs of Weed for Christmas gets Cockblocked…
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Mandy Moore Cleavage
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Sports FANs Vs Security
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Instant Justice
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2017

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is over, but to me it is never over, but trying to get nudes out of people in the northern USA and Canada is over, as all these bitches are too cold to take spread asshole pics…forcing me to be like a SNOWBIRD for nudes…finding Florida based tricks to get me their spread buttholes…because it’s not freezing as fuck…which is too bad – because I like my tit pics with nipples that are trying to escape the host body because it’s cold as fuck….

Who KNows…we’re in a deep freeze and my dick officially just fell off…I knew he was hard to find but now – he’s officially dead…

Send your prayers / butthole pics…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Chrissy Teigen’s 8 Hour Flight to LAX from LAX shoulda Ended in a crash. She’s so Garbage
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Cardi B Defends her Raunchy IG Live – She’s a Stripper
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Some Weird Roseanne Promos…
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Insane Parking Job of the Day
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Eugenie Bouchard – Slutty Christmas
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Kid and His Invisible Box Challenge
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T.I Makes it Rain
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Izabel Goulart Christmas Bikini
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The Top Science Breakthroughs of 2017
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Rubiks Cube Made Out of Ice
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Compilation of Animals Hugging Humans
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Some Bitch Named Emma Forbes in a One Piece
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Shanina Shaik Nipples in a See Through Shirt
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NBC Has a New Sexual Harassment Policy…and it’s not “Fuck the Execs for more Fame and Higher Pay”…but it Should be…
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Twitter VS Rosie O’Donnell
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Instagram Model in a Bikini
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Bloopers that Happened filming Death Scenes…
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Ambulance Stuck
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Hulk Sculpture Timelapse for the Virgins
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Kanye West Got Kim K Stocks for Xmas
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Be Tough. Wear Bullets!
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Madison Beer Looks like a Jenner in her Crop Top Slut Outfit
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Ariel Winter in a Velvet Dress
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Cameron Diaz and her Lame Boyfriend
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Corinne Olympios Bikini
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Nudes in Movies…
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Bikini….
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Louise Redknapp Worth a Fuck
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fake Celeb Cum Shots – 20 Mins of Weirdness – Avril Lavigne 14 mins in is my Favorite
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Girl in Car Masturbates Hot
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Toe Suck Blowjob
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Jiggly Tits Down the Fashion Runway
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Huge Tanning Tits
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Fetish YOU Wish You Didn’t Know Existed
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Big Boobed Teen and the Hitachi
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Throwback Christmas Nude Shoot
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Bottle of Booze in the Anus
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Some Naked Bitch and her Punching Bag
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Spank the Pussy the Replay.
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A Group of Bitches in Panties for XMAS
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Awesome Tits on some CHick
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Girl in Lace with Amazing Body gets NAKED
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Bi-Polar Woman Prescribed a Good Cure to Bi Polar Disorder
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Masturbating Chick with a Nurse Hat On
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2017

27

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you.

This is a shoot for some Vogue shit…

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram…

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2017

27

Dec

Lea Michelle Shows Legs on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know why all women think they have the right, or the duty to pose slutty on the internet, but EVERY single girl, even those you don’t want to see in slutty poses, are self producing slutty content for the internet…

I know that Lea Michelle can’t be slutty, because she’s a dude, and there’s a double standard, if a man fucks all kinds of people, he’s a stud…if a girl does the same…she’s a slut….so unfair…such a dark time we live in…the patriarchy and misogyny is everywhere…but I guess for Lea Michele it works out nicely, because with this uprising of women rights, sexual liberty and most importantly, gender ambiguity or gender fluidity, or people with dicks aren’t necessarily considered dudes unless they want to be…gender is a choice or something…allowing her and her weirdo stage parented legs to tuck the testes in, pretend she gets her period and is a desirable sex object for men to fuck even though she doesn’t release those child bearing pheromones actual women do when ovulating…you know…TO SUCK US IN…

But she does have legs she’s showing off on Instagram.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Pia Mia Slutty for BASIC Magazine of the Day

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Pia Mia is some US Guam, American by default, you know thanks to her parents dropping off at the Military base so they could cultivate her to take over the Mainland American as soon as she was old enough to become a fetish to perverts…

She did the Youtube thing, got a huge following, and was cast in important Christmas movies like SANTA PAWS…and somehow morphed into some fake titty hip hop video vixen….from young asian looking slut trying to be a Disney kid…to a rapper trying to be Nicki Minaj…or something…

It’s not that impressive, these pics aren’t slutty enough, but she’s definitely the most accomplished person born in US Guam that I know of…at least in the being half naked on social media clickbait hustle.

WHERE ARE THE BUTT SHOTS!!!!

I guess what I am saying is that she’s the kind of girl I’d buy used panties from on Craigslist….just to see if it smells like Asian food.

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2017

27

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion…

But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god.

A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Insta-Thot Clare Richards Looking like a Nude Corpse of the Day

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Clare Richards is some instagram nude model who instagram hasn’t deleted for whatever reason…

She promotes some subscription model bullshit where she gets naked for some real fucking desperate dudes who have too much money on their hands…like so many of these naked on instagram girls who take it upon themselves to be entrepreneurial, using their nudity to get fucking paid, and like Cam girls, they get paid for it…as they should, to at least encourage the non nude women to deliver the goods when they realize being a waitress or school teacher is way more hours of work than pulling out their tits…

I don’t usually promote the nude models trying to get paid…because it’s so obvious and shameless cash grab…that leaves me unsatisfied…when we live in a world where you can get nudes for free, but I figure it’s the holidays…why not help these women live the dream by posting pics of their tits…like I’m their Christmas Miracle.

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