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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2017

Dec

Alexis Ren Christmas Tits of the Day

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Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…

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2017

Dec

Alison Brie Being Sexy of the Day

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I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watch her show about women wrestlers…I didn’t watch her show on Communities… but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…and she’s got tits…that she’s exposed in her new show because that’s what fame / acting / being a woman with tits is all about…

I have written very important things about her like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

That’s about the extent of my genius.

I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….making my BRIE joke…my BRILLIANT Brie Joke…obsolete…like me….but it’s nice to see that not everyone is obsolete as she keeps her relevance up doing whatever she does…in this not so hot shoot…

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2017

Dec

Izabel Goulart Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Veins above the cunt from fitness….is the new fat chick model with fat spilling over her bikini bottoms on some Ashley Graham shit…because the fat photoshopped gunt has lost it’s appeal and I want musculature to imagine cumming on…dripping through her abs and muscular pelvis…without risk of finding a donut lodged up the cunt…

Izabel Goulart is fit as hell, she works on her body and has no body fat and that, in and of itself is erotic in an era where 50 percent of the population are lazy as fuck pre-diabetics…

Some Brazilian sex worker…doing good things reminding America who made her lots of money how fucking fat they are.

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2017

Dec

Drugged Out Girl Titty Flash and Other Videos of the Day

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Los Angeles Homeless People

Cheating Death of the Day

Desert Hyena in Hospital in Iraq

Granny Falls Through Ice….

This Video is Still Going Viral

Crazy Man of the Day

Parker of the Day

Brawl of the Day

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2017

Dec

Morning HAngover Dump of the Day

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The older I get, the less perverted I get…I used to just think of the most rank, offensive, terrifying, disturbing things…I would think and talk dirty to everyone…making them all feel uncomfortable in what I would deny I ever did because the key to all sex assault charges is to DENY TIL YOU DIE…you know hard to prove otherwise….unless you ADMIT it….

Now I just wake up and think about food, more booze, sleeping more…

What happened to the old me….I guess this is the OLD me…no more pervert juices in the depth of my soul…..

Tragic really….how will I learn to interact with women without demanding pussy pics, tit pics, a description of their last orgasm, bush, sex, butthole insertion….

I feel like a brain injury learning how to read…

I feel like a accident victim learning how to walk again….

Life Non Pervert….Terrible…

Here are some links…

Sluts on the Beach in THongs
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They are Doing a Mad About you Revival – What the Fuck
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Gaming is Now a Mental Health Disorder
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Dog Opens Giant Tennis Ball on Christmas
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2 Dog Brothers and their Bird Do Everything Together
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Paris Hilton Built a Nightclub in her House
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Sharpening a 1 Dollar Knife with a 300 dollar Whetstone – THE VIDEO
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10 Tactics of the Secret Service
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New Years Eve Party Checklist
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2017

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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A lot of girls are planning their New Years Eve trip to somewhere tropical and amazing….and those girls…especially Canadian girls who have been hibernating the last few months…are all going to the waxing salon to get their pubic hair ripped out of them….at least those who still have pubic hair..the good ones…who didn’t laser when it was trendy….

As a pubic hair fetishist, who fucking loves bush, the bigger the pillow the better the life, it’s a dark time for me….seeing the mass slaughter of innocent bushes…

As a pervert, it’s a great opportunity to get girls to send me before and after pics, you know to showcase the work they’ve paid for, after it has been rendered on their vaginas….

But as it turns out, even in this slutty era of women, who are just exhibitionists as fuck…it’s almost impossible to get them to participate in my before and after game…and that…is just proof that Christmas is over. There are no miracles….

But there are stepLINKS…click them.

Tom Brady Cooking Biscuits
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Snake in a Sweater
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Fat Eva Longoria Plays with Biology and is Pregnant at 42
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Lewis Hamilton VS Nephew in a Dress
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Ewan McGregor’s Ex Wife in a Bikini
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Katy Perry – Crotch Shot
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How Much Money is 14 Year Old Cash Me Ousside making?
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Dropping a Rock 467 Feet…the Least Epic video of the Year…
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Rat Cow has Cleavage
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Seagull Steals Camera
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The Story of the Rocky Theme Song
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Crowd Lifts Car Off Trapped Boy
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Prince Harry Engagement Photos
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How to Wrap your Cat for christmas…is the Video of the Year
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Lohan Owes the IRS 100,000 Dollars
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Hefner’s Annoying his Heirs in the After Life…
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The Harvard of Santa Schools
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Lorde Cancels Joy to Israel
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The CEO of Miss America Resigned
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WEAR BULLETS.
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Liz Berkley – THEN – VS – NOW (and pregnant)
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Christina Aguilera’s Shopping
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Adriana Lima’s Shopping
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Kim Garner’s Hot Body in a Skimpy Bikini Paddleboarding
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
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Selma Blair’s Mom Ass in Ill-Fitting Jeans of the Day
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Lupita Nyongo’s Vogue Shoot
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Hilary Duff Booty in Some Pants of the Day
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Tisdale – Busted Face
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Rachel RAXX is the Busty Titty Model
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Naked Dude at the Music Festival
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Hot Flexible Naked Chick of the Day
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Girl with a Toy
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Naked Real Wives
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Girl Gets Naked in Heels
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Some chick Named Crystal Lowe Nude on the beach
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Hot Chick with Matchign Bikini / Dildo Sticks her Tongue Out
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Just a Horny Amateur and her Projector
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Hot Naked Amateur of the Day
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Female Cop -> Machine Gun Sex Tape
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2017

Dec

Scout Willis Tits and Bush of the Day

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If you’re like me, you probably watched Die Hard yesterday, it’s obviously one of the top Christmas movies of all time, and it features the talented movie star, midget Bruce Willis, who’s sperm created these girls up inside Demi Moore….girls I like to think are proof that Demi had aggressive plastic surgery done…because they are all a little ugly…

In sad news, Scout Willis has me blocked on social media, so I can’t see her updates and can’t tell you if this nude pic rocking a nice thick bush and some good sized tits are her, but the internet says it is, so I’ll take it…

I assume she blocked me cuz I was trolling or talking shit on her, which is pretty fucking weird thing for a grown man to do…yet I do it….to people who google themselves…

The good news, or miracle, is that I can see Tallulah, the middle sister’s profile, not blocked yet…and was able to join them on a journey to do some Hot Spring / Nordic Spa-ing to cleanse their bodies and detox, in bikinis….

Talluah best caption on the pics was “dedicated to everyone who called me ugly at 13″, because I guess she feels hot, or like she’s grown into herself, and really why call people, especially entitled spoiled rich kids who weren’t raised in LA but who are still pretty fucking LA, ugly…when it’s the mom, Demi, and her huffing Nitrous when people are dying in her pool in LA, you gotta focus on…I mean these girls are just innocent rich kids doing their thing…half naked, in efforts to have more purpose in the world than just being a WILLIS / MOORE hybrid creature.

I’m a fan….it’s sad knowing we will never be friends.

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2017

Dec

Rihanna Sprawled Out of the Day

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Rihanna is either fat or pregnant or both, up on some pre-diabetic cuz she’s genetically predisposed to that shit, some girl from the Islands likes to eat all the Chefette fried chicken in Barbados…catering her life with that shit…because if you’ve ever been to Barbados you’ll know the women are all very fucking fat…into all them sugary drinks boy…and that’s just how it’s meant to be…

The good news for Rihanna is she doesn’t need to give a fuck because unlike other Bajan women, she’s not working as a chambermaid or waitress, she’s richer than the whole fucking country, and girl can be as fat as she fucking wants, she’ll be well taken care of, and by Barbados standards she’s not fat at all…but those spread lets, spread tits, belly poppin’…are just what’s going on in every trailer park in the southern USA today…and everyday…watching their soap operas and wheel of fortune….

It’s sloppy, melting into her chair…made from her piles of money…in a too sick to move but doesn’t need to move she pays slaves for that like the old times…amazingness..

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2017

Dec

Izabel Goulart – Bikini – of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a Victoria’s Secret model once a year, for whatever reason, she was taken off the main roster and ran back to brazil to live out her fit as fuck model life, thanks to garnering celebrity from the billion dollar evil fucking brand…but she still walks their fashion show infomercial to I guess stay relevant, or maybe because that’s what her contract stipulates – allowing her to remain exclusive to them without actually working since she’ likely got enough in the bank, she was a huge deal for a while a while ago..

I forgot she existed, but saw these Brazilian Christmas romance shots and remembered how fit she was, like workouts everyday, making for a sculpted and amazing body…with low bodyfat…and I figured why not celebrate that today while all you fat fucks are till eating cookies from Yesterday….not everyone is a lazy pre-diabetic fat as fuck American…some just get paid in American Dollars to be hotter than Americans, so tht they buy cheap made in china sweatshop panties…you know…like GOULART…

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Here’s some excitement from her social media..

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2017

Dec

Sarah Hyland is Branded by her Boyfriend of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is being used by some dude she calls her best friend, who is clearly a homo, and not in an “I’m jealous dude fucks Sarah Hyland kind of way, that’s not really the way I am, but more importantly, I don’t actually care who fucks Sarah Hyland because she creeps me the fuck out…

I do however follow her social media, and see her promoting the fuck out of some gay guy she has packaged as her boyfriend, to the point in which she’s wearing his initials on her necklace in what I assume is this sponsored post about her titties…she’s learned from Sofia Vergara and gets it.

So basically branding herself, promoting dude, making him exist, all the while all he has to do is pander to her and convince her he’s not gay, in order to cash in as the next Seacrests, something he’s trying to be, at least based on my watching her social media feed…

Dude’s working it…hard..and he’s got a captivated audience…buying into it because she’s likely tired of not trusting anyone. Even her parents….who sold her off…and gave her that mutant face.

It’s not exciting, it’s nonsense, but I’ll post it because I just did.

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