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Salma Hayek Gives You a Titty View of the Day
Salma Hayek Gives You a Titty View of the Day
Kelsea Ballerini’s Bikini of the Day
Kelsea Ballerini’s Bikini of the Day
Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Jessica Simpson’s Side Tit in Cabo of the Day
Jessica Simpson’s Side Tit in Cabo of the Day
Emily Belmont Brings the Yoga Smut of the Day
Emily Belmont Brings the Yoga Smut of the Day

2017

28

Aug

The VMAs Happened and No One Cared of the Day

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There was a time I would have at least considered live-tweeting the VMAs, not because I was ever into the VMAs but because you, the people are…

But we live in an era of no cable, proven this past weekend when the overhyped Mayweather fight happened and at least 50 people I follow on instagram streamed it from wherever they were…

It made for an almost inspirational moment where I realized that together we could really put all these big businesses out of business, I mean not facebook, but everyone else, if we just worked together…instead of hating each other…I mean we should all pay into one cable bill, 200 dollars divided by 350 million people per month, a fraction of a cent a year each…and just have one channel streaming at a time…you know working together for a utopia we don’t need to ever work or pay bills in…

But instead we see assholes making 700 million dollars in some comedy act that they knew they were trolling….and people buy into it…like taxes…because people are morons…

I realize I am ranting here, but the point of the story is that cable TV is useless, produced content useless, live events celebrating useless people in useless things, promoting uselessness, in what is just a mastabatory pile of shit, even just a promo tour to get idiots to buy into this bullshit entertainment industry they created to distract us…is just garbage I don’t like to participate in. It’s blockbuster. I am just more into watching the women who live this famous life, love this famous life, want more attention, fight for attention, and attempt to get more attention because attention makes them thrive…

It’s all so stupid…but lets see who was there…who showed up…and if they are worthy of jerking off to….the whole amazing post by resident goddess can be seen HERE

I can assure you – nothing of importance happened here….

Heidi Klum was there with some rockin’ old lady tits and body that make no sense – must be eugenics….

Hailey Baldwin Working That Ass and Low Level Insta Model Hustle Hard – Jacked up face -it’s a generational lthing…

Demi Lovato was there braless because bitch does whatever she can to get noticed or views….

Mel B in a Tight Dress….

Alessandra Ambrosio looking all future…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Paris Jackson – Heiress in some See Through Dress

Vanessa Hudgens – Used Tampon

Hailee Steinfeld – Legs

Old Demon Katy Perry and her Evangelical Demon Tits

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Chantal Jeffries – Kardashian

Nicki Minaj – Terrible Latex Fetish

Farrah Abraham – Teen Mom – MTV For Life- Backdoor Girl…Terrible face…amazing….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Award Show|Events|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Halle Berry Tits in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day

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Halle Berry posted this picture of her head cut off for those of you who like your women with their heads cut off – either because you’re some kind of freakshow psychopath with a samurai sword collection in your basement who was never quite able to get over his ripping the heads off his sister’s barbie erotica from his youth…

Or you’ve fucked some butter faces in your day, but know that there are some hot asses out there, often times on busted faces, because busted faces need to workout and try to be hot….especially as they age…melting away…like Halle Berry…

This really could be anyone and she’s just posting it to troll…who knows…but it happened…and it was not that exciting..

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Jennifer Lopez’s Fake Ass Was the Only Thing Real at the Mayweather Fight of the DAy

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I watched a livefeed on Instagram put out by some vine star for his fans, not that I am on of his fans, I just don’t believe in cable, or contributing to staged, commercial, candy coated, promoter produced and fought fights, it’s corrupt nonsense and no matter how much the people believe or want to believe…or how many people tune into something and contribute to the hype like a bunch of fucking lemming drone pieces of shit…it’s still fake fucking news garbage…and we’re just being scammed..

That’s why old lady J.Lo’s ass at the event is the only thing that was real, even if it isn’t a real ass at all and she’s had work done on it to try to continue to stay relevant earning that stupid money…knowing that her ass is key in the equation…no matter how old she is…so at 100 fucking years old…she’ll still have that fat round ass or some shit….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Ariel Winter Boxing Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a fetish to some very weird people who watch Network TV…and she posted this busty, kind of, fat girl in short shorts all the girls everywhere are wearing….all jacked up their ass for us all to see their asses and that is usually amazing to look at even if it’s on fat chicks because we’re old and not used to seeing exposed asses…not so exciting with Ariel Winter, but she does have massive tits on that weird broad shoulder, fat girl troll body, that isn’t quite obese yet, but that will be by 30, it’s genetics, it’s biology, it’s what’s happened…I mean she’s already had her tits reduced and they still look like this…how’s that makes sense…it doesn’t…it’s alien shit yo…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Emma Roberts on a Floatie of the Day

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Emma Roberts is one of my favorite celebrity daughters, mainly because her dad is hardly a celebrity and more of a deadbeat failure who won at celebrity and fell off fast because he took the “see I can be the top of my game”….win the awards then fuck off to have fun…approach to life…it’s like why bother, when you prove you can do it….

I don’t know why I like her, but I do, so fuck yourself…

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2017

28

Aug

Selena Gomez Creepy Face of the Day

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I saw this Selena Gomez picture of her face that I assume she posted up and it is just so jacked up…like she’s doing night classes at community college in photoshop and this is her first assignment, you know never too late to get back into school to try to improve your skill set or some bullshit…

Because whatever is going on here…is fucking weirdo shit…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Nicole Kidman Photoshoot Erotica is So Uncomfortable of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures of Nicole Kidman are from, I guess I never really locked in that Stellar Magazine subscription I always wanted, you know because I’m a degenerate who can’t afford things like fancy magazines that feature Nicole Kidman in them…especially not in an era of why kill the trees I will see all the weird slutty pics on the internet eventually..

Well, I can’t say I’d expect Nicole Kidman pictures to be anything but awkward, uncomfortable and weird…she is a robot that was created by scientology…before the technology was really there…

But I can say, it’s nice to see that they made her waterproof….

She must be 60 years old by now, she seems to have been around forever, but I guess that could just be some alien programming shit that is making me think that…who knows…

Good tits…though…better when she’s showing off that ginger bush….or transparent ginger nipples really…but I’ll take what I can get or what is given to me…that I feel compelled to post and say “what’s going on here”…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Top of the Day

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In very life changing and important news, while people in Houston are struggling to pump out their homes and salvage their cowboy hats, while the world is going completely insane with their nazi bullshit, or terrorism bullshit, or taxation bullshit….as we all sink deeper and deeper into debt…and work harder and harder for the man…getting all obese, sick but unable to treat it due to healthcare…

Really important people come along to inspire us to push forward…like Bella Thorne…

The jacked up faced Disney Kid exploited by her mom after her dad died to be a child star…all her siblings pushed into it…she’s the one who stuck…

So while we all sit here struggling, we can be inspired knowing the half naked exhibitionist with an awesome body, who has really done zero in terms of inspirational work in her career or life, unless you’re like me and think being a hot and half naked exhibitionist is inspirational…

So while we all sit here struggling to make ends meet, we can fill our brains with new of this vapid character, clickbait really, dyed her hair back to orange – probably for a role – rather than keeping it all fucking unicorn bullshit…and the whole world can be inspired to go on.

The struggling in Houston…knowing that bitch dyed her hair back to orange and did a bikini dance about it…can forget their troubles…and if they’re like me…be a little more inspired to strap rocks to yourself and hope to drown in 6 inches of water in your bathroom floor..

One more video:

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN SOME BIKINI TOP FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Britney Spears Morning Stretch of the Day

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4 or 5 days ago, the legend herself, Britney Spears….exploited by her parents her entire existence, to become a serious fucking earner, who luckily, was exploited by her parents, because part of their exploitation meant keeping her fit,and fed properly, and working out, so that she can handle the heavy workload of the shows they signed her up for, while they can all sit around getting fatter and fatter, they can’t let the front man, their race horse fall off, and I guess all the studies point to fitness as an alternative to hard drugs for mental soundness or whatever….

So seeing a fit, tight body, middle aged, mom of a few, Britney doing her sexy stretching, posing, fitness…is a great motivator, not to get into fitness, but to jerk off to fitness videos to feel that much closer to fitness, and to start starving your kids knowing they will do much more if they are fit than if they are lazy fat slobs…because the Spears family weren’t any fucking high society connected people..they were just hicks with a dream…like you…now living the dream…because they used their failed abortion they couldn’t afford for good.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Bella Hadid Rich Girl Tits and Mangled Face for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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So apparently Bella Hadid, the biggest name in fashion because her sister dipped out for a popstar and her BFF she leeched off of is too expensive for all brands to deal with allowing this one to pick up the table scraps for some extra money that she can use to rebuild her mangled asian looking face thanks to a face injection addiction….and a dad who runs a tight grip on their trust fund…forcing them to work the hard life…of traveling to luxurious places and living the luxurious life…like some kind of childhood princess fantasy coming true…like she deserves..because that’s how being entitled works.

Well she booked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show this year, very exciting times for a rich kid who had everything but the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, all while Victoria’s Secret will hire any influencers they can to get people to watch their BUNK informercial, because they are mall brand bullshit, and America used to love their infomercial…back when they had cable…

It’s all such nonsense, but her face, all mangled is even more nonsense that is funny to look at…and that she wants you to look at, because she posted it…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW