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2017

20

Nov

Rita Ora’s Shitty Toplessness of the Day

Rita Ora is on a world tour…because apparently she makes music and is trying to get a pop career since Jay Z dropped her from his label….not that anyone noticed her when she was on the label..and not that anyone, at least in North America give a fuck about her or her music, most people just have no fucking idea who she is…beyond dating a Kardashian and Calvin Harris in some strategic attempts to go mainstream…but she doesn’t need America, she’s internation, her face on every street corner in Portugal thanks to the campaign she did with a panty company, and now she’s in Australia posting topless pics…because above all…her toplessness or tits in general are the single reason she happened…because as we all know…TITS GET HITS…even bootleg Rihanna’s Tits.

BUT WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES>

She posted a video of nonsense also…so I’ll post it too..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

20

Nov

Megan Fox for Esquire Greece of the Day

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Megan Fox is reaching for the stars….and by reaching – I mean really fucking reaching and grabbing for anything with even a remote level of relevance to in turn bring her back to a place of relevance – because she was the hot chick in movies many years ago….and besides being in Transformers, I don’t even remember any movies she did, because she’s just that important of an actress, her impact in the hollywood industry felt deep within the core of the industry…she is more than just a plastic surgery ridden mom of 4 trying to keep hot…and doing any magazine that will do her…much like a 45 year old divorcee sitting alone at the hotel bar just hoping the a dick walks in and falls into her….so that she doesn’t feel so fucking busted up and broken down…even though she is…

This isn’t magical..but it happened.

Esquire Greece? Where’s the olive oil lubed anal my greek co-worker at the factory once told me about having with the obese receptionist…WHERE IS IT…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

20

Nov

Kate Upton Has Cleavage of the Day

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Baseball wife Kate Upton was at some event with her big tits out – because those big tits are the only reason she’s a baseball wife..

I mean if you really wanted to dig into why she’s a baseball wife…you’d have to start with her grandfather or great grandfather who started Whirlpool appliances….you know WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…back in the 1920s when washing machines first started entering EVERY SINGLE HOUSEHOLD…

Then a few generations of rich kids later, they produced this big titty creature, who at 17 was just tits, so they figured throw her into modeling, Sports Illustrated swim, give the family a second shot at mainstream success..

Then she got fat, but SI kept using her, because their Analytics said she sold magazines….put her on the cover, men like big sloppy tits….and eventually..because marketined as this “hot” chick..who I don’t think is hot…but perfect for her Baseball Husband…

My favorite memory of her is when the baseball husband’s phone was hacked and nudes of him, her, and all kinds of other groupies were leaked…Brilliant…but she stuck through and now gets to look like a 40 year old being racy thanks to her pilates addiction for the company Christmas party…this looks like…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

20

Nov

Hilary Duff Thick Like a Thanksgiving Stuffing of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving week, so I figure I’ll just reference or compare every slutty girl you perverts jerk off to a thanksgiving treat..

Since my wife is fat as fuck, I don’t really get a chance to see what a typical thanksgiving meal looks like…she eats it all before I sit down…

So I don’t know if thanksgiving stuffing is the thickest, maybe I should have gone with Turkey Gravy, or Cranberry Sauce, or even the Mashed Potatoes, maybe I should focus on the pumpkin pie filling….but ultimately, you get what I’m saying and that is that this 30 year old mom, who perverts have watched grow up since she was 15 and skinny, all strong looking on some HULK about to burst through her pants shit….is THICK…and we like it.

I don’t know why we like it..

But we like it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

20

Nov

Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day

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This Thanksgiving, my biggest life regret that I give thanks for, because without life regrets I would be able to harbour the anger that is in my core to lash out on these low level fame whores, and really top level fame whores, all fame whoring while marketing people promote them, for middle american retards to buy into them…..

So that biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s 2013 Halloween party. It still hurts me at my core, because she’s so fucking wonderful…

A 30 year old stripper, who positioned herself as a 16 year old child bride, and the tabloids fucking loved her, loved her story, and no one bothered getting the birth certificate….

4 years later, interest is lost, even after she got clown sized tits, so she’s gone into porn, she’s gone into masturbation videos, cam shows, and apparently TWITCH…the gaming / streaming service owned by Microsoft….to show off those monster clown tits – and it’s wonderful…a wonderful life…an Christmas spirit in some kind of miracle….a trashy, porn chick from yesteryear in a marketed as “young-ish” personality…so weird….but I think a religious experience on some level…

THere’s a video:

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2017

20

Nov

Sarah Hyland Rolling Her Face Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird exhibitionism has led to videos of her posting her hygiene regiments, like rolling out her weird fucking face with a roller that is I guess supposed to take away the muppet like swelling caused by her parents having her on growth suppressant hormones when she was a kid and they were trying to make her famous…

I don’t know why she wants to share this with the world, but fame has this weird effect that makes you think you’re important and that people care to see weird hygiene practices…and social media makes it too easy to connect with your fans, who are mainly perverts, who fetishize about this shit…like experiencing a girl they’ve seen grow up weirdly on TV…doing things in her bathroom.

I prefer my exhibitionism to involve dick in pussy..or pussy on pussy…really anything with pussy…if you’re gonna put yourself out there…you might as well really put yourself out there…

I mean shitting and pissing would work too…

But rolling out your doughy face like you’re making cookies with it…that’s just boring exhibitionism. Step It Up.But in the mean time, it’s a very weird social experiment.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

20

Nov

Selena Gomez and the AMAs of the Day

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Midget Selena Gomez had her new Kidney she harvested off a groupie in exchange for room and board and the right to have her kidney in Selena gomez, and it dripped down her leg and all over her knees in some weird performance she did at the American Music awards – that the media are trained to be excited about, it’s a comeback story of some rich brat, with a terminal autoimmune disease, who runs in and out of rehab, while jacking up her face and tits, trying to figure out just how to turn her midget body into hot…and the public like it, it’s brain washing shit, I know ultimately, the public doesn’t give a fuck about her or anything she does…they are just told to care…

This was part of the AMAs or the American Music Awards, created by robot Dick Clarke who probably diddled more than just Ryan Seacrest when he was alive, or before being turned into Ryan Seacrest host body….

The AMAs are the worst award shows, while all award shows are the worst, these are straight up the fucking worst…so bad that I was given tickets to the shit once…no joke…just filling up seats hoping someone would care..

The fact they still happen is hilarious, but something just won’t die…and I guess their angle is hope for social media content, hope the most followed girl Selena shows up in a night gown covered in blood.

Garbage, but anything to celebrate these assholes is what matters…

Selena Gomez Blonde who cares, Selena Gomez succumbs to her disease…hell yes.

I’m tired of all these entitled mainstream assholes getting paid while thinking and acting important…

If I want to see a dramatic stripper performance, I’ll got to the damn strip club…

She was in leather on the red carpet…

Some behind the scenes…

She was bloody while performing…

She was LIP SYNCING her terrible song because it’s so bad even she doesn’t want to sing it..

She’ll angle it that it has to do with her disease and the world will sympathize.

She posted these “art” pics by some cunt fake feminist narcissist from canada…

She posted these IG videos…

There were other sluts hoping to get noticed….

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE SLUTS AT THE AMAS BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC – CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato – Dressed for Prom

Nicole Kidman and a Sheer Top

Madelaine Petsch the weird girl from Riverdale

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE SLUTS AT THE AMAS BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC – CLICK HERE

Hailee Steinfeld….new Face

Jenna Dewan…Tits…

Heidi Klum Looking Good..

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE SLUTS AT THE AMAS BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC – CLICK HERE

Posted in:AMAs|Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Going On or Happened of the Day

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It amazes me that people get excited about a brand, a commercial fucking brand, paying a bunch of girls to walk a bullshit runway they created in an overhyped marketing event…that they have strategically taken to China, so Monday Morning social media feed is all Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, perfect for Black Friday, you know a week of hype until Friday…then they air the bullshit in a few weeks for the Christmas shoppers…it’s so calculated…so contrived…but the simple minded people who just see model tit in underwear can’t ignore…

It is an infomercial, trolling social media, using as many well followed girls they can to get the most views, and at the end of this all the execs in their circle jerk of marketing strategy will have champagne because it works…

Humans are that bored, that basic, that a brand selling us panties can lure us in and seduce us into buying their garbage..

If you’re not on social media, here’s a bunch of the girls posting pics of themselves from the show…

Bella Hadid is so fucking overrated it’s ridiculous…

Josephine Skriver,

Alessandra Ambrosio,

Candice Swanepoel,

Adriana Lima..Den Mother Granny….

Elsa Hosk

Lais Ribeiro…Single Mom..

Sara Sampaio…the average…at best Portuguese queen.

Just a bunch of promo girls being slutty….selling product for evil corporations…

There are others….and here are ome Social Media Videos…I don’t know who is who…

TO SEE ALL THE VS FASHION SHOW PICS CLICK HERE

MORE after the jump…

(more…)

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2017

20

Nov

Pussy Scratch and Other Videos of the Day

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Monkeys Crossing the Road

Dog Uses Hands to Jerk Off

Dude Caught Fucking a Donkey….what

Rat on a Train

Bull Fighter Gets His dick Ripped Out…Thank God…Serves him Right…

Shirtless Man VS Church

Idiot VS Flood Barriers…

Plane Crash of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Thanksgiving week…right…and it’s fucking freezing and I guess it’s time to post bullshit that I don’t care about but that I feel compelled to post because it’s a terrible fucking habit that I don’t have in me to quit…even though it’s far easier to not update this idiotic shite….I’m a grown fucking man…who doesn’t even like celebrity or pop culture, especially when my life objective is to be disconnected living in the woods like an unshowered hermit that I pretty much am….but yet here I am posting tits that aren’t event hat doing things…that are current..but not even that great…and none of it is interesting….

It’s fucking weird…I probably need so psychiatric help to get over whatever this OCD is…BUT NOT YET…it’s not our time..I must continue to post….it’s my purpose…it’s why I am here….like the next messiah or some shit…but instead of preaching GOD, good will towards men, as long as you pay me 10 percent of your earnigns, I preach tits…and I guess pussy…because where there are tits there is pussy…at least traditionally…not in all this TRANS weirdness…that is as confusing as why I have a blog…

Here are some steplinks in the morning….

Dad Does MJ Moves and Not in a Diddling Boys Kind of Way
CLICK HERE

Sad Chow of the Day
CLICK HERE

Brooke Hogan is Back and on her Body Shamed Quest
CLICK HERE

The Grey Gardens House is Being Sold for 20 million
CLICK HERE

Inside the Flat Earth Internation Conference
CLICK HERE

Gigi Hadid in a Push Up Bra
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MEET THE VOICE OF MORTAL COMBAT
CLICK HERE

Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a Reality
CLICK HERE

Beatbox on the Recorder
CLICK HERE

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