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2017

31

Oct

Wendy Williams Drops Like Bricks of the Day

This video is the highlight of my day…

Wendy Williams dressed like the Statue of Liberty, likely mistook it for the Twin Towers, and dropping like she had a stroke, or died on TV, from the spanx being too tight, no oxygen to her brain…and the whole performance was as dramatic as you’d expect.

She probably just saw her bikini pics…

In other black pop culture news…Cardi B was dressed liek Cruella Deville, and we support all strippers turned Number 1 on the Billboard Charts cashing in, except I do prefer when my strippers are more failed, broken and given up on life…

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2017

31

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Halloween Costume of the Day

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Who the fuck is Elizabeth Gilles and why am I posting her fishnets like they matter…because they don’t.

She’s some Disney star, probably molested in the pedophile ring… whore by her parents, now on Dynasty, a very terrible fucking show, I’ve seen a minute of it and had to shut that fucking down….it’s so bad…

I guess guys find her hot and jerk off to her…because guys are perverts and jerk off to everything…his doesn’t quite hit the mark for me…

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2017

31

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Halloween of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted her tit in her Halloween costume, or one of her Halloween costumes, and I am surprised that the clickbait that is Bella Thorne hasn’t been building up the Halloween, you know posting 12 different costumes going into it…even though every day is Halloween for her, the raver….the crackhead…whatever it is she’s up to…in her clickbait life…

I guess she’s starting to do opiates…all not dead on Fentanyl, too bad..but it may happen…bitch be medicated….the more MDMA she does, the closer to heroin she gets…

GOOD COSTUME THOUGH…

TO SEE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE

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2017

31

Oct

Jessica Alba’s Halloween Booty of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this…

I wonder if all her kids are with this dude, or if she still fucks him while she’s not fucking the other more famous people who fuck her – where he is just the porn husband, purse holder, she turns to for support when the other men upset her, you know how these egotistical women are…they are assholes and they all need a floor mat of a dude who is happy enough knowing he’s bred with Alba, even though she’s a cunt.

TO SEE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

31

Oct

Selena Gomez Riding a Bike of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such a broken down person and not just because her organs are turning on her and she’s forced to get new kidney’s from groupies she lets live in her house…

She’s a broken down person because she was sold to the media at a young age, she’s fragile, and she’s a mess….in and out of rehab, dying of disease, random boyfriends…

She’s back with Beiber already, again, because of true love, real friendship, because she got banged out by some black dude from Canada a year and misses him….who knows…

They went to Church together, even though there is no god…becuase obivously…they are lost souls, with too much money and trying to figure it all out…

This will end in premature death, there is comfort in that.

Here are some pics of her riding her bike rubbing on the bike seat! Something you’d want to sniff if you were a pervert. And you are.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

31

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Hard Nipple of the Day

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Hilary Duff has hard nipples and some cleavage in this shirt…and you know what…it’s lovely to see a young popular girl get thick in a good way after the kids..all sturdy…and thick legged…hard to knock over…capable of taking on the gangbang she may have to fill the void that is being a child star…I like her thickness…but it’s even better knowing that with the thick comes the tits…because not much worse than broad shouldered tanks with no tits…unless you’re a closet case who can’t admit you’re gay as you fuck her ass and cum to her deltoid flex.

Even though this muscular Duff is womanly….

TO SEE THE MORE HILARY DUFF CLICK HERE

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2017

31

Oct

Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is not hot.

She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the Behind the Scenes of Who’s the Boss..where Tony Danza’s jerking off in the corner of the room to her young body…a body that is no more….

This is not Tony Danza taking her butt shot, like old times, but it could be, because clearly this bitch runs off Nostalgia….

Except when it comes to her hairy arm she’s had lasered, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers and haunts you on Halloween..Phantom hairy arms…and likely hairy asshole you can’t see from the bikini bottoms…

I don’t know what this bikini pics…

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2017

31

Oct

Jason Biggs Leaky Tits of the Day

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In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth….is to have your wife, attention seeking, low level actress who never made it because she made it with Jason Biggs, post some leaky tits on her social media, something she takes seriously, because she’s really only a social media personality, like a dude’s chick, always busting jokes and being funny while being fuckable, which is why he married her…but I’m not into it…but I can never turn my back on a lactaction picture…I’m a feminist like that.

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2017

31

Oct

Addison Timlin Getting Titty Grab of the Day

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Addison Timlin got cast to be the tits in Californication that I am sure I have posted in my Addison Timlin Archive that I wasn’t aware I had…because I thought I had never heard of….

She’s keeping up the classy titty work – by posting selfies of her and her boyfriend grabbing her tits – because I guess she’s got big tits…they are meant to be grabbed – and that aren’t meant to be shown onto the internet….to her fans…which is an amazing that she’s got an internet fan base…but these tits, all tits, always manage to find following…

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2017

31

Oct

Rita Ora’s Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

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Rita Ora grabbed her tits for her instagram because why wouldn’t she grab her tits on instagram…when her tits are the only reason why Rita Ora exists..

Rita Ora also has a campaign with an ill informed lingerie brand that bought into the Rita Ora is a lie, but a good sales person, with a solid team who took her tits and moderate talent further than you’d expect…at all the right places with all the right people…which I guess perpetuates the lie…

WHO KNOWS…

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