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2017

25

Oct

Taylor Swift Humanoid AI Nerd Erotica Of the Day

Taylor Swift is the fucking devil…or revealing her actual self as a humanoid AI weird living sex doll that the nerds will jerk off to…because the nerds love robot women because they can’t take real women…they are creepy….

I think it is safe to assume she is a robot – Like Zuckerberg is a Robot…. that is why she exists…

I think it’s safe to say it is too bad no one hacked her or shut her down…

Because she’s garbage…the worst pile of shit ever.

I don’t want to post the video….

Fuck…

Here are some screenshots

More…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2017

25

Oct

Camila Cabello Nipples Slip of the Day

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Here’s a good old fashion nipple popping out of the bra top for a good old fashioned nipple slip time – reminiscent of an era when nipples weren’t just broadcast to the world in a mass attempt to desexualize the nipple – but rather when nipples popped out time shame, humiliation, public lynching, bullying and all the other great stuff that makes us human, because the CHURCH that raised us, that we accepted as our overlord, doesn’t like sexuality / sluts or nipples…

BUT WE DO NOW….and really we always did…it was just other girls who were the haters..

That said, her name is Camila Cabello, she is straight from Cuba, via America, 20 years old…from some band called Fifth Harmony and girl’s out cockteasing the right way…nipple flashing on the red carpet pretending it’s some kind of slip up..when clearly mistakes don’t happen…girl knew her tit was too small for that bra…and wanted this..

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2017

25

Oct

Pamela Anderson Naked of the Day

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Pamela Anderson got naked for some magazine at 100 years old – never too late to be a titty model, even when you’re a titty model by definition, it’s all you know, it’s all you do, and you’ve invested in your body…you know her bolt on tits are so youthful..and magical bolt ons probably only a few years old…because girl’s constantly trying to get them perfect, but never perfect…because they are fake.

Go Canada…

The only funny Pam Anderson story I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

These are bold, edgy, controversial because she’s so old, but whatever, they are Pam Anderson…with her new Liver from the Hep Cure…to this new life..

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2017

25

Oct

Bianca Booth is Not Instagram Hooker of the Day

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Bianca Booth is some Bali based instagram model who has a million followers and is a co-owner of a swimwear brand – which is really the clever hustle of the smartest instagram models out there – they all do it….because they need an excuse to post shameless slutty pics – otherwise it takes away potential brand deals…you know let the nipples out, let the world see the nipples, because the nipples, and really everything about this girl is hot bodied and I understand her instagram following…mainly because you can buy 1,000,000 followers for 5,000 dollars…

The world is a lie…..but I appreciate young entrepreneurs doing their thing. I want to take business lessons from her.

Posted in:Bianca Booth

2017

25

Oct

Intimate Family Photos of Ashley Graham of the Day

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Pig / Human Hybrid Ashley Graham made it to her mother’s retirement community down in the Bahamas where they fed her mom her favorite meal, which look like hot dogs, which I guess makes Ashley Graham’s mom a bit of a Cannibal, but I like to think she’s just got more of a passion for food than anything, you know like her daughter, bitch will EAT anything…

It’s nice to see that Ashley Graham doesn’t shun the dark secret that is her family are pigs in the tropics, left there by some farmer to make a tourist attraction…..most people would shy away from the truth, but outspoken, loud, proud to be fat…Ashley Graham….doesn’t shy away from being 300 pounds….or I guess her family history!

It feels great to connect with this monster on this level….she’s more likeable as a barn animal!!

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

25

Oct

Bryanna Holly is a 40 Year Old Instagram Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Bryanna Holly is some 40 year old looking instagram model with a rocking body – because when you’re an instagram model you don’t really have to do anything but workout and/or starve yourself because you have to secure at least a photoshoot a year to claim you’re a model -for your old rich boyfriends to think you’re worth the monthly fee.

I am not a fan of her, but she went viral in 2012 instagram via slutty pics, thanks to dating a Kardashian or a Jenner – pre dick being cut off…and because of that she managed to exist and since no one deletes people on social media – case proven in the Kardashians getting a 5 year contract with E….even though anyone you ask doesn’t care about the Kardashians, the mainstream media relevance struggle is real and they just latch into this shit…

So if you were posting slutty selfies in 2012, when IG launched, chances are you have a million or more followers and you can leverage that to great experiences that I guess are magical…so here’s that magic a decade later.

Posted in:Bryanna Holly|SFW

2017

25

Oct

Drunk Man Strips a Young Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Moscow Brawl

Girl Gets Taken Out by a SUV

Man Runs into a Moving Car

Shooting a Trucker

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched Sarah Hyland do an instagram live story and realized I fucking hate the world, society, and this social media thing…I also don’t understand how she is famous, she’s a troll, why that was the highlight of my night, was because it kept me up until 5 am stressed about the state of the world, which led me to TINDER swiping, allowing me to come on a hot girl from the internet’s face this morning…while all you suckers were working and my fat wife was at the dentist…hopefully having an allergic reaction to the meds….and dying because there is so much fun out there…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sarah Hyland Instagram Whore
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Some Domino Tricks
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Sam Smith Came Out as a Woman – Cuz We ALl Needed To Know…
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Bear Cubs Swim in Backyard Pool
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Kardashians Have Twins
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Pre-Fab Micro Apartment Building
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Rich Bitches Fighting
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Michael Bay is Doing a Live Action Dora the Explorer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

24

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Topless Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Thorne at a Halloween themed party wearing the shirt you’d want to see all girls at your halloween party or ideally trick or treating at your house…because that’s the only way anyone’s coming to your sketchy fucking door…and if this was their costume it’s the only way your sketchy ass is seeing a topless chick in your fucking house…

The reason I like topless costumes is that it is some solid fucking clickbait, it’s fun, it’s edgy and exciting in a era where not enough girls walk around topless…with taped up tits..you know they are too busy on the sheer shirts to be topless..while topless is the fucking future..

So new, so modern, so current…so good…

Here she is running an ad for a cosmetics company.

Speaking of Ginger Sluts in Hollywood – here’s a bonus Julianne Moore panty flash, because her fire crotch in that Robert Altman movie is one of the more memorable ones…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2017

24

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Porn of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is in a bikini….

She’s really fucking old…and is far too old to be wearing a bikini according to the general accepted law of bikini wearing….because there is a fucking cut off to these things. If you have kids or if you are 35 or older…wear the fucking snowsuit to the beac…I don’t care how comfortable you are, because these women get more confidence as they get older, when they should have more confidence when they are young…and this arrogance…like money gold digging sugar baby rich guy fucker Liz Hurley’s got…leads to bikinis….

I guess it’s not that bad, she’s got a bikini company to promote, I get it…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW