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2017

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was probably seeing some tight clothes in the rain, that’s the best thing about the rain…tight clothing getting wet.

I saw these two young girls coming out of the grocery store…pushing two carts of who the fuck cares…they were hot, in tight clothing, it was raining..and their shirts sheer enough to stare…even though all shirts are sheer enough to stare even when they aren’t sheer…or wet…or tight…or young…well…they got into a limo….an actual fucking limo, like do those even exist beyond old lady birthday parties? Apparently they do. I thought maybe their dad drove the limo…or maybe that’s just how girl get around…girls who are escorts…

Speaking of escorts, another girl I know joined a sugar baby site, got spotted by a rich guy she knew, who took her on a date, gave her 1000 dollars, and is now trying to get more out of her, since he paid her, that’s how these things works…it’s an investment to fuck..and girl had the nerve to tell me she’s over it…like he’s too clingy, not understanding that her 1000 dollars she got paid was because she’s a sex worker now on call, and not an escort who can fuck right off after the fuck, the sugar daddy never quite escapes…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dude Eats 100 Slices of Bread
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Markie Mark Thinks Boogie Nights is the Worst Movie He’s Ever Done – While I Thought it was The Only Movie He’s Ever Done
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VS Slut Pregnant….
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Kate Winslet is Not Pro Child Molesting
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Beiber’s Middle Aged Stalker of the Day
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Isabelli Fontana Naked in Vogue
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Serena Williams is Rich
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Dancing Mummy News Bloopers
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Walking Dead TIts
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Homeless Chick VS Cameron Diaz’s Wallet in the Dumbest Story of the Year
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Kardashians Signed a 5 year 150 million dollar deal to keep their lame show on…really? People watch that shit?
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Chantal Jeffrires Nipples
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Skinny Pig is SO good
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Joanna Krupa in Lingerie for Lovely Complex Magazine – Clickbait
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Celebrity Who Shat Out Babies Today of the Day
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Julianne Moore – Old Lady Pussy Flash
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Sarah Michelle Lives…
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People Falling
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Elephant Won’t Share Bottle With Giraffe
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Random – Instagram Girl of the Day
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Low Level Model
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Ashley Tisdale Leaves the Gym Not Looking Very Tight Bodied
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Celeb Dick of the Day
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Gabrielle Union Sucks Asshole
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Hot Chick Throwing a Long Shot’s Gone Viral
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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Weird Human Sized Nests
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First Floating Wind Farm…
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Angelina Jolie Hangs Out with Dog Shit
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BEACH BUSH!
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Lauren Phillips Workout Tits….
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Dildo of the Day
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Close Up Pussy
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Pussy of the Day
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Hard Nipples of the Day
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Blowjob at a friend’s place for the internet
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Washing Machine Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cooking Eggs the Asian Way
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Weird Nipples of the Day
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Hot Nude and Oiled Chick
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2017

24

Oct

Ariel Winter Gnarly Ass Doing Fitness of the Day

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Ariel Winter doesn’t really matter, no one I know watches TV, so no one I know even knows who she is, but I do thanks to the internet, celebrity marketing, the Entertainment industry who rapes women, using women to lure perverts to watch their nonsense, and PR people who try to make their clients exist long enough to get more money to make everyone rich for non sense that no one should be getting paid for – since no one watches TV…

Well, part of her fat girl campaign is documenting her working out like it matters and it’s on the shameless end of the spectrum but with more health benefits but straight up ass shots when her ass looks like a Gnarly old mess..but the leggings suck it all in…an you don’t have to see her troll face…so it’s not all bad…

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2017

24

Oct

Selena Gomez Kidney Harvesting from Groupies Makes Her Skinny for Instyle of the Day

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Selena Gomez harvested some poor girl who was an aspiring actor, who made the mistake of befriending Selena Gomez, hoping it would help her career, not knowing Selena Gomez is a demon, straight from hell, who is clearly the devil..or some little monster with a deal with the devil..from Disney to who the fuck cares…she manipulates children into buying garbage and she’s got a lot of money for doin it…I think putting together Spring Breakers alone made her over 100 million dollars…enough to be evil, and finding people who are genetic matches for the organs you need to survive with your disease, who are aspiring famous…is easy too…

It’s like “I’ll post you on my social feed once as payment”…which she did, now in the clear…looking better than ever because her body doesn’t retain water anymore I guess..

Good job narcissism for keeping her alive…

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The event was called Instyle Awards and…Guess What….

Elle Fanning was there…

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Demi Lovato Thigh….

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Heidi Klum was there….with nipple pasties…

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2017

24

Oct

Madison Beer at a Breast Cancer Event of the Day

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Madison Beer is some stage parented girl who is barely famous – but possibly signed to Beiber’s record label – because Beiber likes hot young girls to either monetize or fuck like they were Selena Gomez before she went for the big black more popular cock in her quest to be relevant – calculated little child star…

Madison Beer is best known for posting racy enough content to social media for the perverts..

She’s at some Breast Cancer event supporting Breast cancer by showing off her tits to make anyone who has survived breast cancer and lost their tits jealous of her tits…

In a “look at that inappropriately dressed young girl”….to which we say “she’s empowered and can dress however she wants she’s a woman and it is her right”….to which I say “But why show off your tits when showing support to women who cut off their tits”….it’s like going to a blind person and bragging about how good you can see..or going to a AIDS walk and showing dudes all the unprotected anal sex you have because you got into unprotected Anal sex after they found a pill to prevent AIDS…or going to an amputee / wheel chair / paralyzed event and showing off your dance moves…it’s in bad taste…but young tits are alright even in bad taste..right..

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2017

24

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Backlit Sunset Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is some mooch bitch who won’t back the fuck off her career as a lingerie model, even though she’s near 40, to give room for hotter, younger, more eager bitches, because her ego…just won’t allow her to accept she’s old as fuck..

So she works out, she starves herself, she looks great for near 40, but back the fuck off girl…let the hot young girls in…no one needs to see half naked middle aged bitches in half naked action in an era where young hot chicks get naked all the fucking time…

She just can’t take what she got and move on..she’s gotta be all greedy as fuck…the worst.

She also Left the Gym recently…in Gym Clothes…Erotic

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2017

24

Oct

Jordy Murray for Dead Hefner’s Dead Magazine of the Day

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Hugh Hefner is dead….

So Why not kill his magazine that was dying along with him too..

By doing shoots like this one with someone you’ve never heard of named Jordy Murray

In an attempt to be instagram, but with nudity, same piss color shoot, same who the fuck cares who this chick is, we just care that she’s naked…bullshit…she’snot even really naked….what is this bullshit…I mean besides being bullshit…

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2017

24

Oct

500 Year Old Brooke Burke’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

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Brooke Burke is a 500 year old skeleton with fake tits, you probably don’t remember her, but she had a minute of fame from being on some show called Wild On, where she bikini partied around the world it what looked like it was a lot of fun, so fun that Tara Reid took her lead and spent a decade doing it….

Brooke Burke was also on dancing with the stars, definitely two very low hanging fruit places to be for a set of fake tits..

But she’s managed to leverage that into whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing, fitness, lifestyle brand, mom of a few kids, a rich husband, weird creepy pervert fans who actually hacked the the site many years ago over a post I did on her…which blew my mind, as does the fact that whenever I do a post on her, her plastic surgery, her tight for an old asian lady fake tit body that reminds me of 1992, people send in hate mail….

I can write horrible things about horrible yet more famous people than her and no one cares, I call this bitch, her mom stomach in shameless bikini yoga paparazzi pics out for being lame and inbox fills up with death threats.

I don’t know why..but maybe she’s an alien and has brainwashed the world…MAYBE…people who like hacking like old ladies in bikinis…

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2017

24

Oct

Rose McGowan in a Bathing Suit in Malibu of the Day

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Rose McGowan fucking loves attention, you know this, we know this, partially because of all her campaigning she’s been doing the last few years against hollywood now that she doesn’t get cast in movies because she’s old and not the hot piece from the 90s, the only reason she was getting cast in the 90s, great tits in the 90s she once was…

So she’s really championed the Harvey thing, being someone who got a shitty settlement out of him, only to see her career tank, and his continue to flourish, you know take that 100k and forfeit millions but at least you have your integrity and that legacy of being the half naked, exhibitionist celeb from a sex cult….

I don’t think what Weinstein did was good, it’s fucking criminal and dude should be locked up, but it went on for so long because the women it happened to – allowed it and became rich because of it…and it’s easier to turn on a guy once you’ve already made it…and you have that voice..but they participated, took hotel meetings, bought into it thanks to their fame hunger being greater than their self respect…they are victims from one perspective and participants from another..

That said, Rose McGowan, known for her tits in movies, likes the eyes back on her, this is what she’s wanted since virtually disappearing, it’s what fame is about, you get addicted to your self…eyes on you, cameras on you, etc…

So with the new press, the new position as the voice of abused women in Hollywood, she’s gone to the beach for some staged paparazzi bikini pics..because that’s how it’s done people…this is PR…this is “Don’t you wish your girl was hot like me”…a whole “I don’t let power men sexualize me, but I did have a bunch of leaked sex nudes..so freaky fucking that is consensual for her to share for attention is all good…

I like her thinking…fuck the gross fat guy trying to sexualize women, sexualize yourself it’s feminism…

Then do bikini / bathing suit paparazzi pics…for the tabloids to keep talking about you because you like that…it’s feminism…your body…just being the most basic you can be.

I think she’s confused – but her tits are still great…and that’s what matters really..

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2017

24

Oct

Heather Graham with Some Ass Flash in the Short Shorts of the Day

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Heather Graham is old…she’s not known for her ass…she’s more about her tits…or we’re more about her tits…or I’m more about her tits…because I will admit that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 or whenever it was…close to 20 years ago…and she maintained being a hot thing with great tits for a while after that…I just haven’t really thought of her since then…but she pops up here and there…1000 years old ….but today…in her weird onesie outfit…flashing a whole lot of leg on legs I don’t remember noticing…she’s back on the map….mainly because she’s skinny in this fat world…and skinny legs are my porn…who needs tits or really ass…or a face that is youthful and fresh with skinny legs…NOT ME….that’s the answer NOT ME…I don’t need none of that just give me the skinny legs…

This is the hottest thing we’ve seen all year.

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2017

24

Oct

Mariah Carey Singing at “Exclusive” Fashion Parties of the Day

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There was some Karl Lagerfeld hipster bullshit fashion party – put on by VMagazine or some other scammy bullshit that people buy into because they are rich and bored or looking for legitimacy or trying to be part of something fancy, exclusive, New York…because really all these people are, whether it’s the Hadids, or some small enterprising and dialed in “artist” rich kid, is scamming…like magazines will post this selfie and be like … ‘GIGI AND BELLA FIERCE SELFIE”…or some nonsense and others will be like “OMG did you see the Hadid Selfie OMG”…in a world where the Hadids shouldn’t matter, don’t matter, but people are tricked to think they care…what kind of brain washing is that shit…weird brainwashing really…I blame lazy media.

trying to associate with whatever is cool, whatever the public deem cool, being a part of it like it’s summer camp, and they are the cool and connected kids, living out childhood dreams of being relevant…and finally being relevant…but to who really? The general public? Maybe….I don’t know…but I do know that it’s lame, it doesn’t matter, it’s just noise, but Mariah Carey’s tits were there and they were massive..

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