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2017

23

Oct

Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day

Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong…

The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit….

The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

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Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame…

Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim…

They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics….

Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe..

Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago…

Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits

Aubrey O’Day is not dead….

and Emily Sears…

Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers…

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2017

23

Oct

Chanel Westcoast Butt Shot of the Day

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Chanel Westcoast has 3 million followers, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that no one gives a fuck about her ass in a thong…for some photoshoot for god knows what – because it’s the instagram generation – everyone has 3 million followers and her MTV career was so flimsy and irrelevant that her fan base doesn’t even know why they follow her, they just rememeber the name when they see it and see that 3 million people are into her and figure “I should be into her too, you know to be current, on trend, with it”…even though none of us know who the fuck she is…and are wondering whether she’s going to release a sex tape or not because girls from the internet are better while having sex on camera- because these girls are all virtual hookers – but where there is a hooker there should be close up penetrations….

Posted in:Chanel Westcoast|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Jessie J Topless of the Day

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Jessie J is the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….who I assume no one really remembers from when she was famous, but who is older and likely wise enough to know it’s time to bring back the terrible fucking music…

You know with some annoying pop tart songs to rape your brain, but that you won’t likely have to listen to, because she’s from the UK and not on USA radio airplay…

I remember her from being a younger popstar who was never wearing pants.. because if you are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…she might as well not be wearing pants….but who just annoyed me…cuz in a world with so many options in pantsless pics…I don’t need it to be accompanied by shitty fucking song…

Well, she’s updated her look, put on some pants and took off the shirt, because it’s the new new…tits are in – leotards not so much…

Posted in:Jessie J

2017

23

Oct

Irina Shayk Bra in Pajamas of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be a soulless, communist Russian babe, but she gets it. She used her Russian chick spy tactics…you know her cold manipulate the cock that can feed you for the rest of your life…and get what you want out of it. She took her communist discipline and applied it to being a hot chick. She aimed high, she knew she could have been mail order or an escort, she knew she could have been a cam girl, but she also know that she was too hot for that and but instead went the find rich and famous people to leverage herself into the mainstream, to find more rich and famous people to knock you up because you are in the mainstream..

It’s a cold war era OLYMPIC gold motherfuckers…and her tit is out in a bra from a few days ago in pics I may have already posted by I just saw them a minute ago and thought I should post them…I always listen to my instinct..

Here’s some sugar baby / model / gold digger / mom of a celeb baby tits in a bra at an event from last week – revisted.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is the lingerie company that was at one time the more expensive and more exclusive – more stylized and interesting – lingerie brand from the son of Vivienne Westwood and the Sex Pistol’s manager Malcolm Mclaren…a couple edgy brits and their kid who had a concept to bring the “allure” of lingerie from the 1920s back to the rich people..

Well, since the internet and social media happened, Agent Provocateur went from Luxury brand to mainstream brand that all the girls who you’d want to see in lingerie, and who take pics of themselves in lingerie, need and want for their instagram photoshoots, so it’s given the now sugar babies with rich boyfriends of the social media realm something to make the rich boyfriends by them for their half naked shoots, something that I can assume sky rocketed the brand’s sales..now that everyone, like drones, want it, need it, crave it, and want to give me things to jerk off to without actually ever meeting…SO KIND of them…

Either way, instagram bullshit helps some business if said business is slut focused and if it is slut focused I support it.

The models in the shoot don’t really matter, but are Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox….Daisy Lowe is really the only one I know, famous daughter / stepdaughter / raised without a dad only to find out her dad is the guy from Bush and Stepmom that dude Gwen Stefani making her big tits all the more interesting.

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|Daisy Lowe|Solveig Mork Hansen|Tali Lennox

2017

23

Oct

Bella Thorne Tranny Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is some identity crisis, really popular or followed on social media for having a skinny / fit body with some rocking tits that she likes to expose, post up, celebrate, be masturbated to….because all kids her age are very into this DIY celebrity….after her mom whored her out to the entertainment world, getting her on Disney and making sure she “matters”…

Now she’s a raver, being the weird EDM party monster that I guess is finally mainstream. I’ve seen these costume wearing weirdos at the parties for pretty much my entire existence…in the 90s it was weird and funny, in the 2000s it was weird and weird, in the 2010s…it’s mainstream and the Disney kids are doing it…

How far we’ve advanced as a people…the mainstream has officially gone from GAP wearing, Top 40 listing, suburbanites and they have become the half retard – E- TARD – raver idiots who will all have mental problems 20 years down the road…but that’s ok because they have mental problems now….

I don’t know about this social media thing, or what it is doing tbut I think it’s gonna stick…because that’s what all these people are into…

Here she is in public with her boyfriend / guy she manages

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Bella Hadid Nipple on Social Media of the DAy

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I have reported this picture of mangled, jacked up face Bella Hadid the world famous model rich kid who posts her tits on social media becuase it’s the trend, it’s the style, it’s what feminists and empowered women who want the world to see their rockin’ tits do, not for attention or success, but because they are women, shameless women, vapid and egotistical women, narcissistic rich women, who like all eyes on them, and who probably don’t even realize the scam they’ve pulled off, but think they deserve it all…because they are important…

Now, I don’t hate that these bitches post up their tit pics, I like it, but I also had our step_Girls account deleted after years of doing it, because of not showing tit, and that hypocrisy has been my entire life doing this, some sites post tits and get called porn, other post tits and get million dollar deals…born to lose or some shit…while losing..

So I like to see if there is such thing as favortism, while knowing there is such thing as favortism, while being on the non-favorite side of the fence it kind of sucks, while for peoeple like Bella Hadid everyone allows the nipples because they just want her and the other famous sluts using the IG platform for free to keep share prices up…facebook you elitist, non inclusive devil you…

If I was to post this exact pic, that I pulled from her IG, to my IG, I’d be deleted…

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!?!

It doesn’t…the world is unfair….

Here are some other pics..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

23

Oct

Japanese Farting Pornstars and Other Videos of theD ay

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Mistress Attack Chick..

Cop Smacks a Chick

Blue Jay and Some Peanuts

Pug in the Store with 5 Pigs

French President Dog Takes a Piss on TV

Fat Albert Gets Dropped

Taken Out by a Car

College Professor Taken Out by Cop

Cop Kills a Dude

Disturbing Video of a Girl Slashing her Wrists on FB – Gets Saved

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Jerking off onto a pair of panties always feels a bit gay and creepy – especially when you’re the one wearing them in front of the mirror while taking pics – after you bought them at the second hand clothing store and the mystery of the owner of the panties excites you…because you like that True Crime shit and not knowing is half the fun.

I don’t do that, but I met a guy who does, and he showed me at least 40 pics of him in action, and I couldn’t look away, he just kept swiping and I was fascinated anyone would document that shit, I remember jerking off to an ex-girlfriend’s panties once and I never told anyone….yet here I am at a party with a few people forced to watch… and it felt pretty gay and creepy

But the world is genderless, over porned, up, social media egos and weird…

Here are some stepLINKS

38 Women Vs Movie Director James Toback
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Zuckerberg is a Robot
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The gayest Half Time Show is About to Happen
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Kara Del Toro – Slutty
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Nipples
CLICK HERE

Ewan McGregor Cheated on his Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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Street Cleaner Sends Bike into Hydroplane
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El Chapo Documentary Film Maker – Fucked Sean Penn
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne – Slutty
CLICK HERE

Louis Theroux Meets a Pimp
CLICK HERE

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