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2017

10

Oct

Lindsey Pelas Getting Topless for Attention of the Day

Lindsey Pelas rose to internet fame from a video she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…since TITS are great…

She had 1.2 million followers and that eventually turned into 6.4 million followers because tits went viral….

I don’t know if she’s actually famous, making money beyond things she does behind the scenes, like through prostitution…that can be guised and anything she wants to call it…but I call it dudes would pay to play with these monster tits..

She’s not what I consider hot, she’s weird looking, but if these are real tits, and she claims they are…her instagram description is “genetically gifted”….they are wild, and they are crazy and they should be exposed more…and she should be getting paid by the song…before she gets too old…not that you’d be able to tell if she’s old or not..that face is too jacked up barely human..

She’s from Lousiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as you are a titty loving pervert since your mom never breast fed you…

Some of videos…

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2017

10

Oct

Lais Ribeiro’s Victoria’s Secret Birthday Party of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is the single mother, teen mom, Farrah Abraham of the Victoria’s Secret world, who is no longer a teen mom, her kid is like 20, and she claims to be 27, so my math doesn’t make sense, but what it comes down to is that she was imported from Brazil by the pervert billion dollar brand, and has since made a lot of friends, at least that what it looks like from her Birthday party that featured everyone from the Victoria’s Secret roster, because either was paid for by VS, or they just don’t interact with commoners unless it comes down to selling them made in China bullshit…

I don’t know what her birthday party was all about, but I got some of the pics, mainly because Josephine Skriver, the humanoid VS model is hot.

You should all go wish Lais Ribeiro a happy birthday on her social media feed…because that’s how you get into the position to K-Fed her…you know or creep her out and get blocked…but either way, who cares…an aging model is nothing ever worth celebrating.

Some videos:

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Cora Keegan Nude of the Day

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Cora Keegan is a model, who once worked for Victoria’s Secret, but was too cool for school, and said Fuck You Promo model life, you’re lame, you’re not cool, you may pay well and make people famous, but you’re mall brand, dog shit, low concept, made in China, mass produced nonsense and I will never sell out…

Something that I can relate to, not because I’m some hard artist, but I refused to change the name of my site, or make it fluffy, which probably would have been funnier content, you know just me writing love letters to celebrities who don’t fuck with or fuck me…it could have gone viral, got me book deals, but instead I committed to writing this nonsense…instead of ad friendly shit..

I posted tits before tits were mainstream enough to post, the feminists didn’t exist, and I was considered smut.

I had no advertisers, in an era when every website was making 5,000,000 dollars a year…and I had the same traffic as them..

And in hindsight, I shoulda fucking sold out..

Maybe Cora Keegan is going back on turning her back on opportunity like VS, maybe she’s rich and doesn’t need VS, or maybe she just likes getting naked on camera…whatever it is..it’s good enough for me to look at…

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2017

10

Oct

Sara Sampaio Slutty Photoshoot for LUI magazine of the Day

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I am sure we can all agree that women are slutty and provocative the second they have the opportunity to be slutty and provocative…whether that’s in the form of fucking the bowling team after bowling team practice or the football team in high school…or sending nudes to someone who asks properly..

Sure, not all women are hot, not all women are models, and now a days not all women have pussies, but I’m old school and think that all women, even the ones with PTSD from some traumatic childhood who have dicks but think they are women, have what it takes to get naked and filled…so long as they are made to feel comfortable and not insecure or teased about it.

So here’s model Sara Sampaio of Portugal looking good for LUI…and by good, I mean like at trashy porn chick, but not one, thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her boss.

These are for LUI magaizne, not quite hardcore enough but they still happened..

Where are the actual nudes…get nudes…be nudes…they coming…we hope…cuz they don’t cound if there’s no labia…

Raica Oliveira was also there…

as was Emily Labowe

And Delilah who fucks Purienne…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Pervert Chinese Humor and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Titty Flash

Perv Records Another Perv Playing with Himself

Crazy Naked Neighbors

Dude Puts Firework in Girls Jacket

Land Cruiser Pushes Car Away from Gas Station

The Moment the Groom Died

Great Bus Driver of the Day

Unlucky Day for Thief

Parachutist Dies

Boobs on Romanian TV

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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From my experience of offering to lock girls up in a cage in my basement, not that I have a basement, but it’s my attempt at romance, you know because girls are freaks who love getting freaky, is that they are generally totally turned off by my offer…and they call me gross..

But the second I tell them the cage includes a spa bathroom, a daily massage, a TV and a cruelty free down filled day bed, some Netflix, with an unlimited amount of sushi, they get excited….because cages in basements are less scary for women if they have the illusion of a luxury vacation…they’ll never want to leave…at least that’s what I have learned in my research, probably a sample size of 100 women, but the kicker is that I don’t have that spa bathroom, I just use that as bait…and my cage is just a dog cage I found in the dumpster behind an apartment building…but they only find that out when it’s too late…right.

Not that I’d ever cage up a women, it’d be too annoying, women talk too much, cry to much, demand too much but I like to dabble with the concept as a social experiment to see what kinds of freaks I’m dealing with.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Titty Bikini Girl VS Monster Croc
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Hilary Duff – Bikini Selfie
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McDonalds Speaks to Millennials by Doing this Rick and Morty Stunt…
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J.Lo is Rich as Fuck and Here is her House that is For Sale
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Boat VS Dock
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Dancing with the Stars Dancer Gets her Ass Grabbed
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Blac Chyna’s Mom Wants to Fuck OJ
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Titty Flash
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Donna Karen Says Weinstein Accusers were Asking For It
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James Woods is not Retiring
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How To Survive the Apocalypse
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2017

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day – October 9, 2017

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The thing about only being exposed to rusted out cunt on the daily….is that when I see young braless skinny girls in the rain…rocking some tight pink t-shirts…where her full tit bounces just the right amount…as her nipple aims to the sky…because of her youthfulness…I can really appreciate it and wonder what it must do to kids growing up, provided they aren’t gay, I mean I remember the one girl in high school with hard nipples all the time, who wore a bra was too hard to handle, I couldn’t imagine all of them with hard nipples, braless….maybe that’s why they are all gay..just too much braless titty in they faces…YO.

It’s Canadian thanksgiving and I am thankful for feminism empowering the youth to be independent thinkers, even though they are all the same, but they can think they are independent thinkers so long as their titty in a t-shirt bounce….

That’s about all I am thankful for…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Fat Chick Twerking / Daggaring / in Jamaica….
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Phoebe Price Perfect in Lingerie
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Bella Hadid is a Trashy Pile of Garbage Shit WHo Isn’t Hot
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Crazy Women Swiming with Crocosaurus
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Emma Stone has Mutilated Her Face
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Blade Runner Flopped
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Madison Beer – Leaving K-Mart
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UK Road Rage
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Victoria’s Secret Model who is Barely a VS Model – in a See Through Dress
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Alexis Ren – Pool Tits
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10 Craziest MMA Submissions…
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The Escape Chute Seems Crazy
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Dog Mistakes Moon for his Ball
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Ariel Winter’s Gut Hanging Over Her Shorts
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Ghost Caught on Camera in Ireland
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Tallia Storm in a See Through
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Miley Cyrus Thinks her Song Malibu is Super Important…
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Dodge Truck Escapes Owner
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Ikea has a Line of Pet Furniture
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Dude Thinks His Dollar is an ATM Card
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New X Files Trailer
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Justice League has a New Trailer
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Ella Ross – Leather Pants
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Car Cuts Down Motorcycle
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Why Does Anyone Care Abotu Aaron Carter..
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Weird Demon Fish Washed Ashore Durign Hurricane Nate
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Some Model You’ve Never Heard Of Being a Slut
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Nene Leakes Wishes one of her Heckler Gets Raped
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Brie Larson Knows suffering
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Sniper Explodes in Guy’s Face..
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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TITS ON CAM
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Hot Masturbating Girl
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Girl’s Face Explodes from Cum
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Cassidy Banks Big Tits
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Teddy Bear Porn
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Trashy Naked Blonde Girl
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Naked on the Window Sill
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Bukkake Hate Compilation
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Big Tits Britney
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Weird Cosplay Erotica Spread Pussy
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Naked Amateur Hiker
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Slutty Selfies!
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Really Odd Vagina
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2017

09

Oct

Ireland Baldwin’s Nipples at a Photoshoot of the Day

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Big Girl no one cares about – not even her dad – Ireland Baldwin, who once used to let me follow her on Social Media…was out doing a photoshoot because she’s big, has seen her cousin bullshit her way to get it, and really in her core wants it so bad…and she brought out the tits and panties on the beach…provocative…who knows what it’s for but it’s amazing, despite being terrifying, that it happened…really..

I don’t really understand what this dress is, the titty out dress, but it’s perfect..

I am just surprised that she’s doing shoots, I thought she killed herself, or went to rehab for suicide, or something like that, it’s hard to really keep track of an identity crisis out there figuring it out but not when the tits out…

All these bitches block me on social media and it hurts my feelings. I blame her relationship with the angry molested lesbian rapper she got HARD with…you know from Beach girl to HARD monster…or some shit…

Either way, tits are out.

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2017

09

Oct

Irina Shayk Russian Bride in a Bra of the Day

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Irina Shayk gets it. She was a Russian chick who didn’t fuck around. She took her communist gymnast training to heart and applied it to being a hot chick…she didn’t go the traditional escort route, she was too hot for that, but instead she went the new escort route, find rich and famous people to leverage yourself into the mainstream, that will embrace you because you’re hot, and eventually closing in on your target, a womanizing celebrity with a lot of money named Brad Cooper around the time you’re 30 and almost expired as a model – have his kid – start that family – guaranteed income for a long time…like communist rationed bread but way more luxrious..

Allowing her and her ripped out gunt that looks like a mom gut to go to events showing off her tits like they matter – because they do – they are wonderful.

Just look at that winning smile, girl knows she won, this is the model Olympic gold, no cold water flats for her or her family ever again…..magic.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

09

Oct

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Topless Selfie of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Kate Beckinsale’s kid that made Kate Beckinsale’s amazing body all the more amazing in years after having the kid…like “look at this hot bitch all the nerds like because she played a vampire in a movie all the nerds like, never aging like a vampire, looking good as fuck, and guess what, you’ll never believe it, she’s a fucking MOM”….to what is now an over-18 in college chick posing topless in bed with some other topless chick..because topless is the new wearing a top and we like it…especially when girl’s just following her slutty mom’s lead..

I guess the exciting thing in all this is that Lily Mo Sheen has blocked me on Instagram…how rude…I thought we were friends here…

Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW