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2017

09

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven…the dream girl, the one I feel most connected to for no actual reason other than I like saying it…we’ve watched her grow up, we’ve seen her tits get bigger, and we’ve seen her near death, but then make what could have been a comeback but that is totally not a comeback at all…still crazy, still a mess, still a disaster, only now older, more haggard, jacked up with Plastic Surgery, and for years she had been keeping to herself, under the radar barely offensive in her self destruction, or what I guess we could call her coming of age, figuring herself and life out as the world was unfair to her by giving her so much then taking it away…and I guess now she’s back to crying for attention as women do…especially ones sold out as kids who don’t really get it…but know that people stop caring real fast…and they do it in slutty photoshoots like this…for fashion magazines like this..and the key to all of this is to remember one very important thing…she’s LOHAN…a god…to all..

She’s boxy, but busty, she’s weird and from afar she looks good…and that’s good…because she’s Lohan..our queen.

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2017

09

Oct

Amber Heard Nipples of the Day

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Amber Heard, billionaire fucker, better known as the Black Widow who somehow knows how to move in on unsuspecting dudes, and seduces the fuck out of them so hard they are HOOKED the fuck in, and basically willing to throw everything away, to just be swept up in her manipulative, evil tactics….

You know from Johnny Depp to Elon Musk to whoever else helped her get into the industry, which she really barely was in before marrying Depp through her tactics, that have since made her set for life…smart girl..

And here she is in a see in a sheer enough shirt showing some nip.

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2017

09

Oct

Sommer Ray Has a Weirdo Body of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Sommer Ray, is not her massive social media audience from posting instagram altered slutty half naked pics, that people seem really into because of the big square butt…

It’s her mom…52 year old SHANNON RAY

Here are some Sommer Ray pics…even though she’s not her mom…some trashy florida looking biker trash ball of good times that looks like it could have once been a stripper, but who now owns a daughter who makes bank from instagram…

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2017

09

Oct

Bregje Heinen is Nude of the Day

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Bregje Heinen – a name that sounds like phlegm but looks like a magical creature you should jerk off to knowing that her mother country, prostitution is legal…and if all things go to shit and she spends all her money..maybe we can hire her for an hour to fuck…I’ve seen a documentary on these old Dutch Hookers in their 80s still getting work…so there’s always something to hope for, even though in our core we know she’ll just end up marrying a rich guy…

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2017

09

Oct

Gal Gadot Lesbian Kiss from Hell of the Day

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I fucking hate Saturday Night Live, and all things Saturday Night LIve…and I hate comic book shit, like Wonder Woman, it annoys me, and I hate anything that represents women power, because it is cast and starred by a woman and it is called wonder woman when really it is just pandering to pervert dudes who objectify women, the comic book socially awkward dude who jerks off to powerful women because he can’t get women…and the women they feature are just parody of actual women..

I hate that the industry manipulates the media into acting like she’s a feminist icon, some Israelite who doesn’t matter, who is old, who just kind of appeared from no where

I hate that her kissing some twerpy looking SNL cast member who makes too much money is considered news…

I hate everything the world has done and become…where this type of thing “matters”…aren’t there better things to watch, enjoy, jerk off to…seriously…zero fucking hot here..watching a lesbian looking chick dressed like a boy kiss some Wonder Woman…isn’t my fetish, but maybe it’s yours….

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2017

09

Oct

Demi Lovato Provocative of the Day

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I find it interesting, not that interesting, but interesting in the context of doing this site, none of this content is that interesting, but sometimes the hypocrisy of some of these people is interesting, whether it is lesbian Demi Lovato, turned Bi Polar disorder, turned Wilmer Valderamma’s girl for a decade, who got fat and loved the empowered woman movement, to breaking up with him and going racy, tits out, pussy out, drawing attention on herself because being an exhibitionist, in slutty content is now considered to be empowering or feminist, when really shit’s just clickbait…a girl objectified at a young age trying to maintain that audience doing what the porned up generation considers valuable…half nakedness.. works for me, but I still find her gross.

Here’s some Demi Leaving her Hotel:

For more CLICK HERE

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2017

09

Oct

Rita Ora is in Miami of the Day

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In case you were wondering where Rita Ora is, or was, she’s in Maimi where she can wear her one piece bathing suit and show off her cleavage, the only reason she matters…literally the only reason anyone gave her a chance…

I think it is safe to say you weren’t wondering where Rita Ora is…and that you don’t care where Rita Ora is…but the fact that she’s in a bikini and it’s being handed to you makes it alright information to know…I figure..

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2017

09

Oct

Alexis Ren is Nude in Bed of the Day

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I like that Alexis Ren has figured it all out, and in reality it’s not that hard to figure it out, if you have a banging body and some social media followers you garnered over the last 4 or 5 years of being slutty on social media, getting you to some 11 million follower zone, bigger than most actors, you might as well give the fans the nudes, in an era where nude doesn’t fuck up your career, rather than find a clever way to polarize your slutting to really maximize cashing in..

She’s one step away from running a membership private snapchat where people pay her 30 bucks a month to watch her masturbate..

Why do corporate deals when you can just masturbate to 1,000,000 people paying you 30 dollars each…

Seriously…get it girl..just enough butt crack to not be seen as a whore..

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2017

09

Oct

Rosario Dawson’s Upper Thigh at Comicon of the Day

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I find it interest, not that interesting, but insteresting for the sake of this post, that Rosario Dawson goes to Comicon and flashes a room full of virgins her pussy, yet, I put up a pics of her that were “alleged” leaked nudes, that I don’t even think were that racy or memorable, but that happened, for a bunch of virgins, and her lawyers come after me…

The world…is unfair, girl just wants you jerking off to her, so do it….even though she’s old, tired, expired, she should just kept the nudes out there, this too much thigh when her tits are her good parts is annoying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

09

Oct

Bella Thorne Slutty in a Netflix Movie of the Day

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It was Bella Thorne’s birthday, she’s 20, no longer a teen, and the Hollywood Reporter listed her as Top 10 Actors on Social media, I guess in terms of followers, and all it took was acting in a Disney show once, taking the vinestar approach to social media, hanging with vine stars and posting slutty fucking content..

She’s not that interesting, exciting, or hot, she’s got a tranny face, she’s got a good body, great tits and is just fucking living the cheesy LA Disney kid, fame hungry life being lazy and capturing it all like an entitled cunt…and there’s nothing wrong with that…

Some people just go viral, and unfortunately, all social media has done is allowed people who would fade away, to maintain some level of relevance because people don’t unfollow…and now…instead of new blood, we’re forced to deal with the same shit over and over and over again…because Hollywood only cares about social media following…

Here are videos of her Birthday cheesy shit – where she’s doing cheesy shit…but TOPLESS.