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2017

22

Sep

Paris Hilton is Trash of the Day

Old lady Paris Hilton may be old as fuck, but she’s lookin’ alright…still skinny…hard faced…but skinny and what it comes down to is that skinny goes a long way…in a world where skinny is being threatened…and faces don’t matter much….

I still think she should be taken out back and shot for creating the kardashians, and that she’s too old to want to fuck the herpes off of…but she did a shoot I feel I’ve already seen…why not give her some coverage for old times..since we’re all getting old you know..I KNOW

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2017

22

Sep

Help Find the Pooping Jogger of the Day

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I figure if I can use the sheer size and influence of this site for good, I might as well..

You know all these fans and followers sitting on the end of their ergonomic chair at their shitty job, or sinking into their soiled couch like me, waiting for my next post – like it is the message of the messiah and it could be….

So why just post celebrity garbage that doesn’t matter – when I can try to do some social justice, or find some criminals and make the world a better place

ANd that is why I am posting this video of the Pooping Jogger who poops on the sidewalk outside of some woman’s house for whatever reason…ultimately because she’s a star.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale in a Bra – Because Who the Fuck Knows Why of the Day

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What the hell’s going on with this Ashley Tisdale posting lacy lingerie bra pics to the internet – to her social media – like a shameless fame hungry young girl – but old and having already made it – could it be that all these celebrities are just commodities, objects eager and ready to be used by whoever feeds their egos and gives them money, is this her arrogance of being “like all the other girls”…current…with it…not dated and played out…washed up and shut the fuck up get out of here married bitch…

Or is she just trying to distract you from her broken down, plastic surgery BOTCHED face…because she’s just a glitch in the matrix…but she’s here and some of you perverts like it.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Ashley Hart Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Ashley Hart is Jessica Hart’s sister…they ave been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER ..These Hart’s getting you hard…because they all know we all have sister fetishes…because sisters having sex is wrong, so wrong it is right..even though they are getting old…I blame all that incest porn I used to watch in the 80s…

That said, saying that she’s Jessica Hart’s sister may be confusing to most of you who don’t give a fuck about Jessica Hart, so let me tell you, inform you, educate you, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER you….about Jessica Hart…

She is some some Australian Sport Illustrated bikini model from YESTERYEAR cuz she’s old as fuck who dates Stavros…..or tries to get Stavros to marry her…because meal plan…and Stavros is a Greek billionaire who had sex with Paris Hilton and Lohan back in the days…likely a homo due to greek…making me asshole she’s got herpes and her sister’s got herpes for scissoring her – but I can’t tell since she’s in a G-String…on the beach…on a shoot…hiding pussy lip scabs…but still bringing it…like it was a casting call and all the men signing checks were in the room waiting to find the right person to sign the check to..you know…whores.

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2017

22

Sep

Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day

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Phoebe Price is amazing, and here’s a Phoebe Price exclusive you’ve all been waiting for, celebrating her birthday and HALLOWEEN (already), any excuse to bounce on a horse in lingerie in a boomerang for me to jerk off to because she’s perfect.

Phoebe Price for those of you who don’t know is a timeless classic, she doesn’t age, she just just sort of there, where? every where!…

No one what she does, yet everyone seems to know who she is, and by everyone, I mean the one person I talk to, because I have no friends, which says something about her and her willingness to be a shameless attention seeker – who shows up places half naked because she know the paparazzi is there – from the golden age of pre social media – when it took a real special person to actually get paparazzi attention for being shameless…now everyone is doing it DIY…but that doesn’t mean Phoebe isn’t perfect….it’s also nice to see her hanging out with a horse and not all those other fame whores who are actually whores….you know…I KNOW>

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Devon Windsor Pussy Flash of the Day

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I CAN’T TELL IF YOU CAN SEE PUSSY HERE!!!! I DO NOT HAVE THAT PERVERT VISION!!

I’ll assume it’s her clip hanging out of her dress, because why would a bitch on the up and up doing that new new, trying to get noticed noticed, be wearing panties in her gold dress. IT doesn’t make fashion sense….and as a FASHION sense kind of guy..I know……

Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting…

She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret…

She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties..

But I appreciate her hustlin’…

Posted in:Devon Windsor|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Tight Outfit and Her Old Nudes of the Day

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Pam Anderson has some second life thing going on. I guess she’s worked with her designer / plastic surgeon to build her up to a place where she still looks like a parody of herself. You know the old bloated haggard jacked up face version of her. Cute.

I guess this is what happens when you fight HEP C you got from being a whore – thanks to HEP C being curable if you’re rich enough – and while finally off that liver preserving pills – you can finally live again.

The most interesting Pam Anderson story I’ve heard is that she doesn’t like being around young girls, she likes being the only person in the room, because under the animal activist, is a narcissitic, vain, slut who doesn’t like being out staged, or reminded of how she’s near death.

GOOD TIMES>

TO SEE THE REST OF tHE PICS AND AN AMAZING CHRONOGRAPHY OF HER BOOBS CLICK HERE

Here’s some old nudes…

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2017

22

Sep

Rachel Hunter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rachel Hunter was the dude Rod Stewart was married to – who never got the press she deserved for being transgendered – thanks to it being an era when people just assumed you weren’t transgendered – allowing her to have an lucrative life in the modeling world, fucking rockstar world, rocking big Australian tits for Sports Illustrated world…without anyone ever caring that she had testicles..

Well, she’s old now, but still has tits…hard nipples in Australia is the name of this post…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Hunter|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Woman Sucking Man’s Fingers in Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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18 Year Old Gets Caught Getting Head from a Girl’s Mom…This is Her Busting him…

Cat Won’t Leave Owner’s Grave

Car with Body Found Underwater after 18 Years

1950s Beauty Pageant

Angry Homeless Guy VS Cops

Really Fucked Up Burn Out

Glass Falling During Mexico Earthquake

Playing with Lady Boy’s Breasts

Stripclub does a Topless Car Wash

Weird Chinese Prank

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about cameltoe…is staring at it…so intensely…the person with the cameltoe feels my eyes burning a hole through her leggings…allowing me to see exactly what her pussyhole looks like, so that I can make eye contact, despite the aspergers and smile….you know as a thank you for your legging filled twat…you kind soul…we are in this together….you as the vagina for me to stare at.

TEAMWORK.

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Sofia Richie got Caught Kissing up on Scott Disick
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Russian Helicopter of the Day
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The High School that Encourages the Students to Dress Up in Costume.
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Em Rat Cow Seeks Attention – Assumes People Care – We Don’t
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This guy Must Die
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Kardashians Hire a Woman to Attack Them with the Machete – Unfortunately, No Casualties
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J.La Big Tits
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Aaron Carter – Suicide Guy
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