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2017

04

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Naked for America of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is showing her ass for the internet or for America on the Fourth of July because without America and American consumerism she wouldn’t be anything, she’d be a a zero, she needs a billion dollar need for cheap sweatshop panties at the mall brand to exist…so this is her thanks…

She may be American by now, maybe just a green card holder, who knows but AMerica made her and here’s her ass without the asshole to thank you…classy Brazilian hookers are fun besides that AIDS..

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2017

04

Jul

Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson has big tits for America…

THey are in a bikini top looking great for America….

Because America allowed her to become a rich and famous as hell twat…despite no one actually knowing who she is…because her show doesn’t target my demographic of creepy old man pervert who prefers sitting at the park…but maybe if I had some foresight, I could watch her show to have something to chat with the young eighteen year old girls I watch tan, you know a little “How about that Pretty Little Liars shit, You have way better tits than Ashley Benson”…to which her dad or daddy or whovever that older guy next to her is…will take offense and try to fight me…good thing I know how to pull out my dick and start pissing when I face adversity… that’s my MMA or concealed weapon….toxic HIV positive HEP urine all in your FACE jerks…

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2017

04

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a survivor…from rich kid with very famous parents who has access to the good life in both NEW YORK and LA and I guess wherever else she wants to go because they have the resources to take good care of her…yet she’s still a fucking mess…because being a rich kid with everything is hard…all that inner torment of never being quite as good as your parents…coupled with being entitled and garbage….makes for a really sad time, especially when her cousin is winning at life and she’s just putting together lame shoots with other lame chicks hoping their time comes….while creepy perverts like you cum…young, tormented, sad, big tits…erotic.

I only like her because she’s blocked me on everything and Ilove when girls hate me…

At least the puppy is cute…

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2017

04

Jul

Olivia Munn Dives DEEP of the Day

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Olivia Munn is the worst the American Dream has to offer…

She went from hosting some bullshit – to being in blockbusters – all because she intended for that to happen, all part of her networking and hustle, because her average at best looks were as good as Hollywood needed because Hollywood doesn’t really like super fucking hot….

She played the nerd for the nerds when really she had her sights on the nerds who run Hollywood, the geeky socially awkward rich Jewish men who love Sci/Fi and who got into entertainment to get paid and laid, as women, hot women want fame so bad…that they’ll seduce anything…easily…

She’s garbage, manipulative, but doing better than her life as a cocktail waitress…

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2017

04

Jul

Emmy Rossum Living the American Dream of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst…and I find her tribute to America offensive..

Sure she’s recently married because she’s probably knocked up, that’s why she got married so don’t use the bikinis, use the one piece, and if you want to see her tits cross reference her whoring for TV on Shameless, the show that created her….but it’s still like taking a huge shit on America and her fans not that I’d know, since she’s blocked me on all social media for being a troll, because that’s my American dream….a dream that doesn’t include Emmy Rossum, because she’s not that hot..I deserve better.

Nice American Flag Suit you clickbait slut…

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2017

04

Jul

Kristen Bell for American of the DAy

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Kristen Bell has decided to celebrate America with her husband Dax and remind you that she’s got zero to no sex appeal left…what was once cute has not got any remaining sex appeal but just to make sure of that she uses the opportunity to destroy it with this picture …

She’s in a onesie and not a bikini….and not the good kind of onesie you want to see when girls are slumber partying together with their tits out…but the mom at the preschool picnic onesie she’s not shoving cock inside her which would give her old lady some redemption….but in no way do I want to see that cock in her.. in sex tape….but the onesie is weak…but it is for America….living the American dream…and America must by default love it..

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2017

04

Jul

Tara Lipinski Expired Figure Skater Pose of the Day

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Tara Lipinski the gold metal Olympic figure skater / midget freak who can ice dance like she was sent from heaven, channeling god through her little midget freak hips, to spin like she’s having a religious experience..the way her coach who probably molested pounded into her brain at her parent’s request because they saw talent and wanted an olympian daughter as parents do…

Well, she’s doing a slutty bikini pose, mid 40, for you perverts who love America on American Day…USA USA USA.

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2017

04

Jul

Tove Lo Pasties in Concert of the Day

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Nothing say hot like some shitty tits with nipple pasties on…especially when those nipple pasties are stars for AMERICA…as AMERICA gave TOVE LO an existence…and with that existence she gets to get overpaid to get on stage with nipple pasties on…to give you all something to jerk off to in the even you haven’t heard of porn sites, instagram and all other things that feature hot chicks, far hotter than this in more than just nipple pasties…

Stars and Stripes / shitty tits.

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2017

04

Jul

Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system…

But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass..

When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks…

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2017

04

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

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I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

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