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2017

24

Jul

Amber Heard in a Bikini with her Hooker Money of the Day

I like the green tint to this selfie, I assume it is a self portrait that she edited this way to represent her life as a low level opportunist model who managed to make her way into Hollywood, where she was able to trick the media into thinking she was worth talking about, before tricking Johnny Depp to marry her, before taking him for a fucking ride…and ending up with Aspergers Elon Musk who didn’t stand a fucking chance…she’s a black widow…a demon…a devil…but she’s rich…and going to be richer…and all it took was average looks….incredible sales skills really…she must fuck like a champ….at least better than her bikini pics…which are clearly fucking bunk..

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2017

24

Jul

Bella Thorne and her Bad Skin in her Panties and Bikini of the Day

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Bella Throne is out of control….

Last year we learned that her daddy died in 2007, meaning she was raised fatherless after a tragedy…something that could force a young 10 year old to crave male attention…

But it could also be a product of her mother whoring her out to the industry in efforts to live out the family dream to make the money they deserve…

Or maybe it’s just the porno generation of exhibitionism and half nakedness for attention and whether you’re on TV or Disney or not, you just get naked on social media, brining people into your world, and allowing you to monetize the shit out it, without actually doing any work, because you’re just doing you, even if you is some contrived nonsense….that has management and agents directing you…

Her bad skin doesn’t bother me man, that just makes her more real…and here she is in a bikini, and panties, from social media…letting you in, without LETTING you in…since you’re not a Kardashian or someone who takes her following to the next level…monetize from every angle….American Dream…that you can masturbate to…and that people fought for your freedom for…

I dig it.

Ohh…..and here she is in a see through outfit…because why not..

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2017

24

Jul

Rat Cow Trying to Be Funny With her Booty of the Day

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Rat cow is trying to figure out her place in the world – you know to prove to the world that she is more than just tits…because I assumed her interviews were her saying that she’s alienated and oppressed and losing jobs because of her tits…but in fact she was saying that people just see her as tits and aren’t impressed even though they are great fucking tits…

Well, she’s also got an ass, her body is pretty great still, and she’s got a sense of humor, you know hanging out with gay dudes who probably suck her dick and tell her how great she is, because behind any woman with any status is at least one “sister” looking to leech off her….it’s a gay thing….and I think it’s just a coincidence that Rat Cow’s starting to look tranny, unless that’s her new angle…it worked for BRUCE….why not…so current, so now, so edgy…

She also posted some bikini pics – to make it hard to keep up with her slutty…

Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Anja Rubik for Some Bullshit of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….

UNFORTUNATELY….

This is Anja Rubik having already made it as a model doing bikini photos…without her toplessness…which is just fucking rude now that she’s got what she wants she doesn’t give what we want.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass in the Shower of the Day

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The most basic of instagram picture that you will see on every single aspiring instagram model trying to get ahead…shot by any instagram photographer who doubles as a rapist, or who is a rapist but doubles as a photographer because it gets the girls in their “studio” which doubles as their apartment they share with 3 roomates because they are artists man…and because they’ve never been paid for any photo job man…but they have 100,000 followers man…and that brings the girls in…

It’s the most basic of tactics and it is lame, but as long as I can remember, I’ve loved watching girls showers so whatever…

I just think it is a fail, this girl has 10 million followers, she’s got a “personal brand” and an audience, yet she’s totally misguided….

She could play safe for work, cute teen, get all the jobs and end up on the Disney Channel…because it doesn’t require talent…

But instead she goes the low hanging fruit…all because she likes likes, she likes attention, she likes being a social media slut, and she thinks this is her worth…

She got the fake tits, she showed the nipples, now she’s doing the slut shoots…

Sitting on an empire, but instead of Trolling in the right direction, get that mainstream money, she’ll end up in porn..

Terrible, but amazing and really where the world is at…so whatever works….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day

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Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women.

That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he.

I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Tan Lines / Bikini Jump / Posing with a New Jersey Plate of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is an aspiring Jenner and Hadid….so she’s on her best behavior anytime they invite her to hang out, hoping they will invite her to hang out again, because having the Hadids and the Jenners let you into their bullshit existence, that is pretty lucrative.

I am all for a vapid cunts existing….when they are rich and monetizing…basically trolling everyone into buying into their nonsense…

I just know there’s some weird social dynamic or hierarchy of using each other, because you know they likely hate each other, but have some weird connection…

And ultimately, it’s pretty weird that I am trying to analyze why Stephen Baldwin, the least important Baldwin’s STD is up to, what her shamelessness mean, what her end goal in trying to get famous, or paid is…maybe she doesn’t want to be a joke like her dad..

Who knows or cares, it’s just must be pretty exciting to have people actually care about you, when your own parents don’t, they are too busy being into themselves…but luckily in their narcissism they taught all these whores just how to be exploited….yet come out on top…you know…make it work for you because this all a bunch of nonsense, so you should try to come out on top…even if this one is Third or fourth wrung on the ladder of important garbage.

Here she is showing some Tan Lines posing with some New Jersey license plates because she’s pretty much some SNOOKI trash, just a scaled down, rich kid version…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Yoo Young Kyu and Some Asian Girls for W Korea of the Day

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Yoo Young Kyu is some photographer I think…and these are his pics of hot Korean chicks…

I like Korean BBQ…

I like K-Pop videos…like a horrible flash back from the 90s….

I don’t love the way the Korean women turn old and fat…because they all seem to turn fat….but I like them in their prime…and these girls are right in their prime..

I’ve been loving Asian girls lately..it’s been a bit of an obsession and I can’t believe I’ve never banged an Asia…probably because I don’t know any Asians, but that’s not the point, the point is that I keep going crazy for Asians…whether they are in the park…or walking….

Just the other day I was watching a couple of Asians in tight shorts bending over doing Tai Chi or some other Asian shit…and I was staring at these little asian asses, not caring that they were either 75 years old or 12….

Then, later that day…I saw Asian with big tits…and thought, damn hormones in the food do something right…

and I will forever be into Asian…from aging well, to disciplined, to coding, to medicine, to engineering, to playing classical music…ALL good things..

Posted in:SFW|Yoo Young Kyu

2017

24

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdlae…posts pics of her body, that’s always been alright, because this is how you try to stay relevant when no one fucking cares about you and I apprecaite that tactic…because bitches shamelessly in bikinis for social media is one

You can be your own bikini model, in your own photoshoot, for your own magazine that’s just a social media account…

She’s lookin’ good…all the time off has given her time to grow into her average at best looks and I’ve always rooted for her…because I know a body is more important than a face always…it lasts longer and who cares about a face when you’re face is buried in her married Disney star looking for attention cunt..all up in it..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Hot for Harper’s Bazaar SPain of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is showing a portion of her nipples and I am sure no one cares but me…you see I have a real problem that involves doing posts about useless people, often times over paid people, who no one cares about…it’s my life work…and that in and of itself is pretty ridiculous…

She’s the kind of girl who is hot. She’s got this mouth…and overall look I dig…and I guess other people dig it, like rich people….who pay for her to be on their boat in bikinis…PROOF…

This is a photoshoot….from some obscure market Harper’s Bazaar…where she gets to maintain her place in the world as a hot model – who hangs out with rich people – for no reason besides being hot…

I am sure we’ve all seen her tits before….

Yes…we’ve seen her tits…which is really not saying much considering I’ve seen everyone’s tits on social media – even the girl who works at my local coffee shop…because girls are exhibitionist sluts and dream of being models…and sometimes..they are models…it’s all just nonsense….she’s good…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW