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2017

05

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day

Old lady Alessandra Ambrosio loves her breasts implants…and I guess so do the people who are using her to promote their weird beach body jewelry – that they obviously overpay her for thanks to Victoria’s Secret pricing her out – in photos that are not that exciting or interesting – because 40 year old moms, model or not, are best seen topless getting their annual mammogram….not in photos…

I say that, but I don’t actually mean it, I sext with a handful of 40 year old moms and it’s always more substantial than the younger girls – because they’re all porned out also, but haven’t lived it out…

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2017

05

Jun

Halle Berry Pregnant in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Halle Berry looking a little older and fatter in the gunt is making people assume she’s pregnant, but I figure she’s too old to make babies, she must be 50 by now, and that freakish god complex, playing with nature thanks to fertility drugs is a very possible thing, I mean rich people are fucking weird egos and she’d probably want to produce as many kids as possible in her image….

BUt I think it’s more about liking food, slower metabolisms, body positivity and all ther other depressing shit that makes women go out there in tight dresses….with confidence…

I guess it’s pretty typical for big tits, to have their belly slowly catch up to them….sad by true….

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2017

05

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Friends in Bikinis of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, and has always been an exhibitionist, I mean one of the first with nude pics leaked, she knows how to whore herself out for attention or whatever it is that she does…now more than ever because she’s finally got fit and her body looks good – so there’s more reason to get this kind of content out there, plus it’s how they stay competitive in a world of naked bitches everywhere….so bring it..

I just find it sad, not because it is desperate, but because she’s not showing off her massive bush, that I know she’s capable of.

I am a bush lover and when I know a girl has had bush, but doesn’t show off said bush anymore, because she probably waxed it off out of insecurity from being mocked by the BUSH haters….

It makes me sad, but then again, maybe I am just sad due to deeper rooted issues…yeah probably.

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2017

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini Top of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, the creepy Modern Family, who unlike Ariel Winter is not quite a wart faced troll, but rather a freak in her own right, of never aging, looking like some premature child, all small and weak and big headed…but people are into her…like they are into any of these celebs who are on TV…because they like that casting agents tell them who to like so that they don’t need to use their brains and come to their own conclusions…

Well, thanks to fame whoring and attention seeking, trying to keep followers happy, Sarah Hyland knows to post them bikini good goods…it makes her matter more..

I like this look.

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2017

05

Jun

Abbey Lee Kershaw Naked of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw is some Australian model, who has some connected pro athlete father, but who defied all odds being a rich kid, and has managed to become some pretty well known model…LIKE ALL RICH KIDS BEFORE HER….and she did it with her tits out…so we like her…

I mean Australian girls are sluts, party sluts, open minded, down to fuck sluts, so throw in some daddy issues, some low level fame, a camera…life is good…at least for her, but she probably doesn’t realize it, all these scammers have egos and are entitled and don’t realize they don’t deserve more than what they already have…weird…

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2017

05

Jun

Gigi Hadid – New Face – Who This of the Day

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Let’s take a moment to ponder the important questions in life…like whether Gigi Hadid is still Gigi Hadid after a bout with Body Dysmorphia has left her with a doughy, mangled, mutant face…or if Gigi Hadid’s face really matters…in the grand scheme of the collapsing world…because I am going with no….

All these broken rich girls just fall the fuck apart and get carried away when their scam works for them…but ultimately…are still just scamming…and the truth will always prevail…

Oh wait, that’s Khloe Kardashian. Got it.

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2017

05

Jun

Olivia Culpo Titty Grab of the Day

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When you are a pageant girl from 4 years ago like Olivia Culpo , who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, wear no bra, have a dude grab your tit, post it on social media…and maybe brands will want to work with you, maybe producers will cast you for the casting couch sex sessions because they want to grab your tit also, maybe…just maybe you’ll get work…or a rich guy to knock you up…because titty grabs in public are the answer…

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2017

05

Jun

ELiza Dushku on All Fours of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is on all fours for Boston..

I don’t know if she’s actually on all fours for Boston…

But she is on all fours…and she’s one of those Boston raised girls who knows that people in Boston are fucking mental case bros who have this weird Boston pride and forever will have fans from Boston as long as she keeps reminding people she’s from Boston…You know…basic calculated shit…

I am into her on all fours, because I am a pathetic pervert and because I really liked her when she first came out as “The New Girl” or whatever it was she was in that year she got work…because despite being from Boston, she was hot…

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2017

05

Jun

Izabel Goulart – Amazing Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart has a ridiculously fit fucking body.

She’s an older Victoria’s Secret model, who I don’t think is an actual “angel”…that’s how they control their bitches, you know keep them fighting to be the best they can be with hopes of some bullshit title that doesn’t actual matter, other than meaning the girls get a monthly check from the brand, paid to wear it, like when I hire hookers to be my friend for an hour…same kind of thing….

Izabel Goulart is in a bikini and has a fit fucking body…and whether some mall brand hires her or not, I’ll still stare, even if she’s old….

Brazil.

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2017

05

Jun

Sofiia Chuprikova Naked Hot Chick of the Day

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Sofiia Chuprikova is some model…who may not be an actual model, but she gets naked on instagram, which means she’s enough of a model for me….

I’ve never seen so many girls get naked for the sake of getting naked on the internet…it’s just this viral trend, they once was for fidget spinners, or Nike, or The Gap, or any real brand that the masses participated in…only it’s getting naked on the internet…

It’s the cool thing, the it thing, the trendy thing, the now, the current, the new…and it’s almost overwhelming…because there are just so many fucking people who get naked…over and over and over…naked…and that to me…is wonderful.

Sofiia Chuprikova …sounds Russian enough…is naked…but only has 13,000 followers on IG…so give her more love…because she’s naked…