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2017

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Debating rape is always a fail with a girl you’d rape if it were legal and she was into it…which wouldn’t technically be rape…but it would be roll playing because every girl I talk to is obsessed with rape and being raped…just not when they are talking about rape culture…when they are sexting…

I remember when sexting was called CYBERING…eventually it will be called just sending pics of youself…Sharing nudes is so common, it takes no effort and i’m not the guy who shares nudes sent to me, which is funny since I run a porn site and this great classy site, you’d think I would…but I am classy and I rely on people to show me nudes….to survive…and luckily they all do – even blowjob videos…with their face in it…because there is no filter anymore…and nudes are almost public domain ..

Here are some links…

Kristi Yamaguchi’s THROWING SHADE AT Nancy Kerrigan….
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Ryan Gosling on GIGGLING at the Oscars
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Strapped into an Office Chair Loaded with Nitrous
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Flip or Flop Chick in a Bikini
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SLUTS In Bikinis
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Kid Eats a Raw ONion like a Champ
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Netflix is Releasing a Deeper Look into the Porn Industry – This is the Trailer
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Ghetto Cash Me Ousside Girl Brawling with her Mom
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SLUTS at the Power Rangers Premiere
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Pregnant Olivia Wilde
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Passive Aggressive Art Gallery is Hilarious
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The Dog Who Could Have Won it All
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Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Octopus is TOo Smart to Eat
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SUV Driver Crashes into a Motorbike
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German Slut on the BEach
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Nipple on the Beach
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Rock Drummer Dies
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Drake’s New Tattoo
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The Dude Who Fucks With Your Head Via Video
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Bella Thorne Bikini Crotch SHot
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Potter Star Reunited with his Dog After an Accident….
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Police with a Woman Outside Walmart
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Some Cleavage Tits
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Kristen Wiig’s House….
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The Not So Sweet History of Chocolate Explained
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Mark Anthony’s New Pussy is Great
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SUV Crash
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Nip Slip of the Day
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John Mayer Latest Song on Katy Perry
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Sluts at an EVENT
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Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger PDA
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Ghost in a Shell – Extended Trailer
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Tom Cruise’s Next Robot Wife
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Drunk Chick Takes her Top Off
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Webcam Show of the Day
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Some Stripping Chick
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Blue Chick with Blue Tits – BLUE
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Esme Bianco – Naked in 2009
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Girl Fucks a Post
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Chick Cheesy Photoshoot – Masturbating
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Ass in Cake
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Girl WIth Some Serious Curves
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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2017

23

Mar

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits are Racy of the Day

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Alexis Ren is pretty racy in her content, but you have to keep in mind she’s young and more importantly she’s grown up on porn….

At 17 or 18 she started putting out slutty content with her boyfriend and the people bought into it…and she knew that with her very average and accessible face, people only cared about her little young and tight body…

Well, she’s done with her slutty content with her boyfriend, they milked that one and got internet famous from it, but she’s still continuing the slutty content on her own – since it is all she knows, and I guess it probably feeds her ego or insecurities that she’s still got it, that she’s hot, and that it will lead to more serious campaigns like she was a Hadid or Jenner…DREAMS…or is it GOALS…whatever..

I am just looking at her recent clown tit implants and how they contrast against her waistline that looks unhuman but could be what she looks like, it’s better than looking at her face, because a body like this, even with shit implants…is pretty abusrd…and should be put out there in slut content…

Racy….and I like it…because I know all girls are out there producing shit like this..

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2017

23

Mar

Anne Hathaway Slutty Cover of the Day

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Anne Hathaway is the worst….and funny enough I say that about a lot of people, but I really feel like I mean it with her…and more interestingly, a lot of people agree with me on this one…and I assume, like me, they have no idea why they hate her…

They just know that not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and they don’t need a reason, explanation, or quantifiable measure as to why…

It’s like when you meet someone in person and you just can’t stand them. Some think it is pheromones, other think it’s energy, and I just think they are cunts…

So she’s one of those people that’s just disliked for no reason, but still gets work because Hollywood likes working with familiar people and I guess this shoot for a magazine means she’s promoting something and thus getting work…or promoting work…and the whole thing is so silly…but she’s in a bra.

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2017

23

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Very Important Robot Instagram Erotica of the DAy

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Josephine Skriver is the top billed Victoria’s Secret it girl – because she works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week because of her new battery lifespan that only needs charging one day a month, that her owners and handlers pretend is her first day of her period and she can’t be disturbed…

If you don’t know the story behind the tits in lingerie and swimsuits you probably don’t even know you’re jerking off to…this one was created in a lab by her weird biologist parent. I am convinced it was funded by Victoria’s Secret…advances in model technology…and that’s why they market her so hard, make her hang with TAYLOR SWIFT and other sluts who increase her profile…to create this storyline, even though she’s only 3-4 years old….

I don’t trust anything about anything a billion dollar brand created in a lab….

But I do trust her tits…that are probbaly fake, but then again, so is everything about her…since she’s a fucking robot…a fetish to some…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Hannah Ferguson in a Magazine of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is in a magazine….riding a bull and on all fours…which is classy as fuck…

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model that works for Sports Illustrated….and she’s not to be confused with Hannah Davis Jeter….the other SI bikini model…

But funny enough Hannah Ferguson dates Hannah Davis’ brother…so when he fucks her up the ass…he’s thinking of his sister – by default…and that’s some fucking weird rich guy incest inspired fetish shit…and I guess this shoot is also some weird fetish shit….

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Peyton Roi List Ass in Shorts of the Day

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The 90s are in….and Peyton Roi List was born in the late 90s…which is exciting for me because I know one day soon I will legally be allowed to fuck a girl born in 2000 Y2k motherfuckers….and she’s getting paid to wear re-purposed designs from the 90s…for a brand that created Anna Nicole Smith before she killed herself, which could be the fate of this 18 year old Disney Kid….who if you google and see in 2008….you’ll feel bad about jerking off to her…because in 2008 her parents had already sold her off which is probably why people follow her…because these Disney kids have the creepiest fans….

But here’s her ass in short shorts…

Posted in:Peyton Roi List|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Katharine McPhee Shows her Tits in Snapchat for John Mayer of the Day

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Katharine McPhee posted a snapchat novel – outlining how the well known Taylor Swift fucker, who went on to fuck other people like fat Taylor Swift…and ass licker….John Mayer….finds her snaps boring…

So luckily….Katharine McPhee is like most girls…and when a dude negative hits them and calls them boring – they bust out their tits for attention. It’s the foundation of every nude pic I ever got…only this one did it for her story…

I wish she took it more seriously, and spread her asshole..

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2017

23

Mar

The Faces of Adriana Lima of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old…she’s also a mom…and at 30 girls just fall the fuck apart, they get fat, they get dumpy, their skin hangs off their face, their teeth get crooked, and despite still having their eyes that she made a career off of…..they are old….even with the botox…and the technology of light and make-up….she’s old…and when you crop out her tits…all there is is some mom…not a lingerie model…but a mom….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

23

Mar

Charli XCX Has Nipples of the Day

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In very important news…Charli XCX has nipples…

In case you thought that she was a barbie doll…or a Breast Cancer survivor…she’s not…

She’s got real deal fucking nipples and she’s showing them off to the world like a good girl…like Daddy’s good little girl…only instead of doing it in some

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

Because why else would her nipples be out for you to jerk off to? She’ll say empowerment, it’s easier than saying “cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut”

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2017

23

Mar

Gigi Hadid Long Overrated Legs for a Brand of the Day

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Another scammer in the grand scheme of this social media runs the world – world that we live in – is Gigi Hadid – who thanks to the Kardashians and her family money and ability to spark the general interest in her with marketing budgets – has become what I am sure she considers an “it girl”…it’s probably something she masturabtes to while she counts all the money the idiot brands throw at her – because she’s not already rich enough – and she doesn’t already live a good fucking life thanks to her parents – and instead of hiring a hotter version of her who is middle class or poor – they just continue to feed this one, this ego, this “personal brand”…and it’s all so fucking stupid….

There are so many hot chicks in the world, why we need a vapid rich cunt who buys her career yet still commands huge money even though she should be doing it for free as that’s the caliber model she ACTUALLY is – if you were to see her on the street and not factor in her following, family, friends and past clients…

But instead of finding those girls or being creative in their marketing, brands are like “throw money at the cunt with all the money, she must be good enough or she must convert, let’s do it”….

It makes no sense to me, it’s laziness, but it happened and at least she’s lost some weight and has some skinny model legs..because those are my weakness and skinny model legs will always make a vapid garbage human being more appealing.

OH she did another campaign for a brand that is too lazy to cast real talent…

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