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Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2016

Dec

Ashley Graham Terrifying Bikini of the Day

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Tranny faced fat chick Ashley Graham with big features because she is big…who is probably best known for being part of the big girls can be models because don’t let bullies decide what big girls are allowed to do, because you’re a big girl and you can make your big girl dreams come true – if you can get yourself off the couch and away from the fridge long enough – because the world is SO PC and inclusive, trying to be overly nice to the fat world, because the world is fat and brands need to relate to the fat…so now is your window….before they realize that fat should be shamed and punished for healthcare reasons in a now is the time to embrace your disease, your eating disorder, your elastic waistband and ignore science and love what is killing you – because we are all going to die, so be body positive or whatever this is….while you’re living your statistically shorter life…

I like to think the biggest movement she’s been part of – is a Bowel movement…this girl clearly has a colon on her…

I don’t like to encourage fat girls – but black guys do – and funny enough I saw that she’s married to a black guy which makes total sense…because as we all know, just ask any fat blonde girl you know, or fly to Jamaica during the holidays, that big girls are adorned by certain breeds / species / denominations / color of human…even though I don’t see races – as we are all god’s people…one race the human race…but I do see fat chicks..

She’s in Puerto Rico in a bikini getting paid – it is disturbing that this exists – but it exists…

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2016

Dec

Sofia Richie For Complex of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”…

It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around…

She’s banging older men, like Bieber…. going to night clubs, being a naughty 18 year old who probably won’t go to college, because she can be rich and famous without any of that effort…and she will probably contribute very little to society…and for some reason my EX friends at COMPLEX – who used me for traffic until they sold to Verizon / Hearst and dropped me once they made it – decided to make her their cover girl…and the whole snake thing is weird…but the fact she looks 11 probably excites all of you freaks…jump on anything remotely popular…and give them a cover shoot…instead of celebrating people who are actually accomplished…

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2016

Dec

Gabby Brooks for Playboy of the Day

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I’ve never heard of this model,Gabby Brookes, but she’s ok….

She’s doing “instagram” nude – which is naked chick covering herself for Playboy US, which is a magazine that confuses the fuck out of me.

I’ve written about it a lot – because it is so absurd – if you consider this writing…because they rebranded to be more internet AD friendly and to generate more clicks from people at their offices – who otherwise wouldn’t be allowed on PLAYBOY.com because of the sexual nature of their content…

So instead of sticking to a formula, while remaining the sleazy brand they’ve alway been to anyone who’s seen a stripper with a Playboy tattoo, but as a tit free destination – that was built on tits – but that doesn’t show tits anymore – because advertising dollars are more important than brand, integrity, or really anything of value……

Yet…they still get girls naked for shoots, they just don’t show you, in what is a cocktease, less sexy than a fashion magazine, with girls we’ve never head of, in a DO THE NON NUDE PLAYBOY LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES….

So everything they do is based on traditional Playboy…but instead of building on it, they fuck it up the ass and give us garbage…

It’s a terrible fucking turn of events….just fucking terrible…but at least they still have a porn site to compensate for this – whatever the fuck it is – nonsense…

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2016

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Doing Media with her Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is alright…really fucking average looking…really annoyingly awkward and weird…but she makes serious fucking money, is up there as the most hireable actress, cashing the fuck in – with one blockbuster a year and one more serious role to really show the world she’s legit….while being on vacation the rest of her time….masturbating on her pile of money for her iPhone because she likes being on camera and so does her old director creeper boyfriend….that she either leaks or that get hacked…but hasn’t in a while…even though the world needs to see her tits…tits that redefined her from the puppet who hollywood created to keep film budgets high – so everyone can get paid on it….you know handing her out awards and making her a celebrity…while being pretty boring and weird….to tits that were great to look at…and that justify her making 75 million dollars a year…to pretend on screen…so stupid.. it really is just so fucking stupid…but not stupid enough for me to figure that scam out…

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2016

Dec

Josie Canseco Naked for Some Photographer of the Day

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Josie Canseco is really fucking hot…and the fact that she’s a rich kid with a trust fund – yet still getting naked for photographers / instagram / to grow her audience…is absolutely fucking brilliant.

She could be a scenester, she has access and could spend her time at all the celeb events, even date celebs, I mean her dad, as her name would suggest, because they trashily named her after him, in an egotistical probably due to her mom being some baseball groupie securing a meal ticket – willing to accommodate to ensure getting paid…and she probably is – but I don’t keep track of any of that shit..

She could get all in the paparazzi on the beach, doing the Hadid hustle, and maybe she does – I don’t keep track…but doubt it because she’s out there putting out nude shoots for free…just like that…

Maybe it’s daddy issues, rebelling, craving male attention – or maybe she just knows she’s hot as hell and wants you all to experience it…either way…I am in love…or would be if I had deeper emotions than “look at her tits”….

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2016

Dec

On Field Security Guard Jerking Off a Chargers Cheerleaders and Other Videos of the Day

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Pantsless Dudes Fighting in the Street

Kung Fu Trucker Gets his Phone Back

Unloading at the train station..

Bungee Jump Death

Delivery Boy – Drop Kick

Man Accused of Kidnapping thought he Saw a Midget – When He was Found in an Apartment Holding a 2 Year Old…”Oops thought it was a midget”….what this is a two year old I’m finger banging…OOPS..it’s dark…

Hot Murder Suspect Stabbed a Bitch in the Heart – and Is Pretty Hot and Laid Back Anout It….

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2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like going out to shitty bars during pre-Christmas because you get the weirdest people and have the weirdest conversations – every day of the week…people are in for vacation, visiting family, avoiding family, just getting a drink after the Christmas party….students are done school, so they come here for a pre-going home getaway for whatever reason – because there are better options than this shitty city…and I don’t waste my time judging the reason they are they, I go straight to judging them based on their looks, the things they say, how they are dressed or what MEME they quote because no one is original…

Last night’s conversation was with a 20 year old drunk girl, who was dancing around with a black guy who was trying to fuck her, she told him “I identify with black guys, I feel like I’m more of a black girl than a white girl”…which is a turn off to the black guy who wants anything but a black girl…but a white girl…but maybe a white girl saying she identifies as a black girl…like Bruce Jenner identifies with being a woman…is exactly what he wants to hear to guarantee a pre holiday jam…and not the jam your auntie made last berry harvest…you know what I’m talking about..

I had no choice but to chime in and say “how many black people were in your high school”….knowing she was suburban as fuck…pure white suburban….and she said “none”….and I asked…how many black people are you friends with….and she said “none”….so I asked how many black guys she banged and she said “none, but I almost made out with one in Jamaica at an all inclusive”….and I said “so you identify with black people because black people are pop culture now, their comedies, their music, their athleticism, their plight against cops, Kanye West Kardashian…are you fucking kidding me…you culturally devoid twat…this is just another example of black people being exploited or treated like animals by the white man…point and look on in awe or some shit…and she said “but at least they’re getting paid”….

Truth….and the fact of the matter is that she has officially fucked a black guy now…as she makes that transitions…and I offically fucked no one…because it takes too much work and based on this site, you’ll see that working isn’t really something I do…

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Guess the Word of the Year…Here’s a Hint…It’s not an Emoji
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for Carpool Karaoke…
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In Case You Missed it – Blade Runner 2049
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Apprentice slut in a Bikini
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Cop Tells the Truth About Black Crimes…
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Joe Mixon Beating a Beach in a Diner Video of the Day
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The Acquired Savant – Weird Fucking Story of a Man Who Became a Math Genius after a Beating
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Nicole Kidman ROBOT
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Werid Fucking Backwards Cover Song
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Some Terrible Stephen Hawking / Zoe Saldana Clip That I Repeat is So Bad…
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Alyson Hannigan’s New House is Nicer than Yours
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Learning Math with Rap
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Obama – in Greece
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Britney Spears is Fucking Her Trainer
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Shoutout to Master Commander Supreme Ruler of the Free World Trump for trolling the fucking world…making a mockery of US politics….and winning at life…more than he already has…because he is officially the winner of your country’s most important position…Realty TV has destroyed you – I’m already prepping for First Lady Kardashian……

Speaking of being wins, no one gets my jokes…The internet may be the most racist and hilarious place, but no one gets the fucking jokes….maybe it is because I don’t remember stupid, offensive, obnoxious things I say or do during the day or maybe I can’t recreate telling a bitch in a dog park that you’re black pug is an african american pug, and when she reacts negatively because the world is PC, say…”oh, I thought I wasn’t allowed to say black, I guess I should call him a pug of color”…and when she walks away offended because people are easily offended over everything – and want to have healing circles to deal with those triggers…call him by the name “Jamal” or worse “click click click” while doing a tribal dance…just to drive it home…maybe it is because I am just not hilarious, offensive, obnoxious….but today I felt a win…a christmas miracle if you will because I right swiped a girl – and made some 12 year old incest being the best joke along the lines of not needing to worry about that awkward and embarrassing conversation if you were to get your 12 year old relative pregnant…and she LOLed…instead of blocking and deleting…

So there is hope for our world…based on that interaction alone…now I just need to try to fuck her…

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Christmas Twerk By Some Classy Chick Named Lisa
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Blade Runner 2046 – TEASER
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Bella Hadid – Not Hot – In a Midriff
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Culkin Pedicure By Michael Jackson for Home Alone – Weirdness
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Pam Anderson Killing it at an Event
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Star Wars – Top Earner This Weekend –
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Playing Pac-Man on Macbook Pro Touch Bar
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Blake Lively – Tits
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Drake and J.Lo – Fat Ass Fucking
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Jamie Fox – Still Fucking Katie Holmes….
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Hilary Duff – Thick Mom Ass
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Rent Mick Jagger’s House in Mustique for 30,000 a Week…I’d pay 50,000 a week to jerk off on Georgia May Jagger’s inheritance
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How To Correct a Slide on an Icy Road – for the Non- Canadians
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Basketball Move of the Day
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Child Tranny Covers National Geographic Like a Topless AFrican WOman
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Margot Robbie – Got Secret Married
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Slut Eating Pizza in a Bra
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Random Sluts in Bikinis
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Ashley Graham Topless
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The Vet Who Posed with Dead Lion He Shot – DIES – Because karma
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Revisiting Blake Lively Mom Tits of the Day
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Truck Accident of the Day – CRAZZY
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Lauren Stoner – BIkini
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Nipples of the Day
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Model Adjusting her Nipple
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Taylor Swift Let Karlie Kloss Out
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So HGTV Wife Got Caught Fucking the Carpenter – Because Women are Horny Hookers
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The Guy Who Recorded Himself When He Was Sleeping is a Joker
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Zoey Deutch – Worth a Fuck
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Mariah Carey Doesn’t Know Who Ariana Grande or Demi Lovato is
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Dude Kills His GF with his Fan
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Big Fucking Tits
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American Apparel Model – Turned Porn Model
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Full Bald Pussy in DIe ANtwoord Video
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Some Chick Getting Naked By the Window
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Squirt Squirt
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Amazing Green Squirt
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The Saddest Blowjob Ever – Speaks to my Soul
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Hospital Bed Fuck – Last Wish Fuck –
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2016

Dec

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid may be a shitty model…who is riding her sister’s fame and glory for a cheaper price because it works and people celebrate her like she matters….but she is showing her nipples that in an era of nipples everywhere doesn’t matter – but that I still prefer to her not showing nipple….

She’s a manufactured celebrity, it was paid for and even her celebrity relationship with Canada’s number two – the Weeknd, who I know has fucked other girls their entire public bullshit relationship, because all this shit is just opportunist on opportunist being opportunists – using each other in any way that they can to get as far as they can…a little deal with the devil type thing….

An whether they deserve the success or not – which in her case is I don’t think she does….she’s just rich, and rich brings opportunity, and people are fascinated with it, and want to buy into it…and her sister is the same fucking thing…and together they are like junior Kardashians who are friends with the kardashians…and other than being topless or in a sheer top, showing nipple rings cuz they are so edgy, there’s little to no excitement in her or what she does…and I am sure she knows it….

It’s like she could have so much substance, an interesting life, do good things, and still show her nipples, yet instead she chooses to be vapid garbage…I’ll still stare at…but not be impressed by, or actually care about…while I stare at her tits….so this is posted with no love…just boredom of “great, more nipples, not a bad thing, but not a revolutionary thing I am looking for”…step it up trick….take this narcissism to exciting places…..with more gaping buttonhole from big black cock…..THANKS.

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2016

Dec

Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine…

She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”

Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later…..

That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere…

She’s been naked before…so we like her.

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