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2017

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Feb

Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day

Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between…

That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion…

Good times…slut….

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2017

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Feb

Demi Lovato’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Demi Lovato is interesting, but not interesting at all, but interesting in that when she was in a relationship after pretending to be Bi Polar back in the days of her having sex with Miley Cyrus…she ended up getting fat, sloppy and disgusting…and owning it…

Like Ashley Graham….belly out…body positive, don’t wear make-up girls….we’re all women…

The second she gets single….boom….and dresses hot and like this…because no one likes being fat, girls just get fat cuz they are lazy and give up…so don’t let them give up…keep them working it…or dump them so they get hot again and never fuck you again because of bitterness..

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2017

17

Feb

Slutty Models at the SI SWIM EVENT of the Day

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Got these women are so fucking basic, cheesy, trashy….the pregnant Hannah Davis all filled up with a Derek Jeter herpes baby probably the most interesting…but still not that interesting…live in this bubble where they think what they do matters, is important, is status, and it’s really just fucking dull..

So they get made up, go to events celebrating a magazine release that no one really cares about, thanks to instagram killing the bikini model, and the bikini magazine…thank god…

But I guess social media also killed the internet, the web is dead, this site included so in a lot of ways – I have a lot in common with these women…and for that they should eat my ass…if only I was rich enough…because like all women…they like rich dudes…

Either way….here’s the event arrivals that look like the lamest fucking prom ever…and why are all the models middle aged? Weird…not to mention – they all look fat…

Who cares about their names are – they are all the worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

17

Feb

Ariel Winter – Big – Gross- Everything of the Day

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This just in….Ariel Winter…still a dumpy girl you don’t really know why you’re jerking off to but you’re jerking off to because the media has brain washed you to think she’s hot…

I remember trying to fit in in White America as an immigrant and all the guys in my seventh grade class were about this bitch who to this day looks like a mutant burn victim…and I just couldn’t fuck with it…they’d go on and on about how hot she was…and I’d think “she’s so gross, I must be a faggot or something, because the actual hot chick is the one I’m into, I’d never touch the burn victim”…..only to get me beat up….

I feel like Ariel Winter has a lot of the same situation going on…one guy told another guy she was not hot in a loud bar…and like broken telephone it went viral and everyone was like “that fat chick with the fat tits is hot”…and people started posting and talking about her…creating this…

I look….and don’t understand…yes…big tits..rich…on TV…but the fucking homeless woman always asking me to buy her McDonalds also has huge tits..and I only eat her out because I am disgusting..not because shes hot.

America…you need some perspective and here are her big tits walking…..looking like she’s on her period all the fucking time…

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2017

17

Feb

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

And now she’s old…and in a bikini…

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2017

17

Feb

Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day

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Viva Mexico….the greatest country in the world despite the terrible marketing they get in America, where there people not only give you whites great gardens, great tacos, great cheap labor….and great drugs that they smuggle in…because you know it’s all Mexicos fault…not to mention great Volkswagens, great other cares made in Mexico…and great tits like Salma Hayek….

I’m half Mexican and fucking love all things Mexico…except maybe the cartels, the decapitations etc….but the music, the culture, that Mariachi, the fucking food, the beaches, the women…and the parking traffic enforcers…are fucking perfect…

Viva fucking Mexico…you Sombrero burrito eating white fucks…

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2017

17

Feb

Vittoria Ceretti Locker Room Nudity of the Day

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Her name is Vittoria Ceretti, I’ve never heard of her but I am sure she really matters because she’s in a magazine with her tits out…like every fucking girl who has a social media account..

I have a locker room fetish…and I always have…I used to go to the gym solely to walk into the women’s locker room accidentally…at one point I got a job working in the gym as a volunteer to walk into the women’s locker room accidentally – but with authority…which got me fired…so the women’s locker room was the death of my career at the gym….

I just like groups of women naked together, maybe it’s from watching Debbie Does Dallas as a kid, maybe it’s from liking women naked together…whether changing, showering, getting dressed, all circled around fitness.. I am a fan…..

So this shoot…speaks to my soul.

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2017

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Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her generation of fake models are very into showing their nipples…because it’s a generational thing, they are young feminists…they grew up on porn and nipples still get them attention while allowing them to pretend that they are totally on some activist kick…depsite being vapid money grubbing cunts…

This is shot by their friend who they are giving a shot at “celebrity”…in that she’s taking all their slutty pics…not that this is that slutty, it’s all so fake and bullshit….and playing make belief while it actual works because the world is lazy and allows it…

Garbage – Kardashian Related Youthful nipples..

Here’s kylie cuz you can’t have one without the other…she’s the weirdly shaped one that I’m excited to see turn to KYLE you know following her dad’s footsteps into trying different genders…because they are useless spoiled brats who ride other people’s success…

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2017

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Feb

Nicole Kidman for The Edit of the Day

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Nicole Kidman is a robot…it wasn’t just the stepford wife movie, it was real fucking life…thanks to homosexual Tom Cruise and the Scientology billion dollar robot making lab in the basement of the celebrity center where John Travolta gets hand jobs.

She’s in a magazine showing some clevage despite being old…it doesn’t matter because robots can’t die… I saw WALL-E…I know how this shit is…

I’d still stick it in….just to see how dead the vagina feels…provided she was built with a vagina…and not a 12 inch black cock the way Tommy wanted…

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2017

17

Feb

Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

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Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from…

I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life…

Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT…

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