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2016

Nov

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The highlight of my day, besides Lohan in lingerie was when autocorrect wrote “I want to pee in you”….when I was trying to write something that had absolutely nothing to do with peeing in someone…I don’t even remember what it was…but I will say that the model I was trying to send the mood board for a stepGIRLS shoot I was planning on doing never answered…because I guess when someone asks the theme of the photoshoot and you respond with wanting to pee in them…they either get pumped on the opportunity to get peed in…you know maybe create “art” and make more money…or terrified and run…since girls are so uptight…especially when you’re called DrunkenStepfather and trying to convince them to do nude shoots…in this rape culture world of everyone is a rapist…even though it’s the normals you have to fear…frat boys, rich guys, executives…not ghetto, low level, not respected bloggers…even if said low level, not respected blogger invented this genre…no one cares about any of that…they just care about instagram followers…

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Girls in Sports Bras for the Sports Bra Fetishists
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Lena Dunham Monster Nipples
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Rosie Huntington Cleavage at an Event
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Creepy Big Titty Mariah Carey Video
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Slutty Pics of Girls Reading Books
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COCO as a Slutty Footlocker Employee
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Let’s Hope This Kim K Returning to Social Media Leads to her being Shot…
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Remy Gaillard’s Serial Killer Prank
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The One Weirdo who Imitates 16 Voices – Badly….I’ve heard of one them…
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Abigail Ratchford’s Big Fat Ass
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Hot As Fuck Weather Girl
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Jessica Biel in Skin Tight Jeans
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody
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Hayley Hasselhoff’s Huge Fat Girl Nipple
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Something about Madonna Fucking Black Guys…
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Liz Hurley’s Instagram
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Katy Perry’s Hillary Clinton Costume Terrifies Me
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Cindy Crawford and her Family Dress Up Together for Halloween – Including the Slutty Daughter
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How to Not Die in a Horror Movie…
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Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton NAked in Westworld
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Camilla Luddington is the Slut of the Day
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Celebs Dressed in Costumes…Cuz it was Halloween
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes Erotically
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Brad Cooper May Marry Irina Shayk…Her Spy Tactics Worked
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Cam Girl – Big Tits
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Big Tits of the Day
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More big TITS OF THE DAY
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DUDE IF you didn’t watch this crackhead hates anal video…watch it
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Squirt Squirt – it’s Pee
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Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working…
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Couple Who Doesn’t Give a Fuck While Giving each Other Fucks on the Beach
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Naked Blonde Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Nov

Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul…

Now…Here’s a creepy video of her…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT

Here she is as Harley Quinn because she’s basic…and has had sex with Joker Face…

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2016

Nov

Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

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If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art…

I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong….

But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to…

: BIZARRE – TOVE LO EXCLUSIVE VIDEO STILLS

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2016

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement…

But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween…

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2016

Nov

Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day

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THIS IS HILARIOUS….

I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer…

What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built…

I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win….

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2016

Nov

Taylor Swift in Deadpool of the Day

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Taylor Swift dressed like Deadpool at a little Halloween party she had for her pussy party – that features a couple of Victoria’s Secret models named Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson….and one fake model, who has tricked the world into thinking she’s an actual model, named Gigi Hadid….

I guess dressing like an innocent girl with a big open heart that always gets broken wouldn’t make sense, since that’s her everyday costume….and I guess dressing like a slut who fucks anything that she can….as often as she can…before throwing them out and moving onto the next one…in what we can assume is an evil empire, fully strategic and manipulative, that’s why it makes 100s of millions of dollars a year…but that’s her actual self….so DEADPOOL it is….it was a big movie…nerds like it…seems like a pretty lame costume…but this is Taylor Swift…everything about her is fucking lame…even models in a bathtub drinking wine…is fucking lame when Taylor Swift is involved…

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2016

Nov

Hillary Clinton’s Fat Monster Henchman’s Silly Fake Feminist Costume of the Day

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I don’t care about Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton or American Politics or the Election, it’s all the same bullshit to me, because the government is corrupt, it’s owned by big business, and whether one woman plays the public servant angle, who is worth 250,000,000 dollars, while real public servants aren’t worth 250,000,000 dollars…or the other one is some inflated, puffy, trashy rich guy who has made a career off being a trashy, gaudy, loud self confident champion…they both work for the same bullshit and are designed to distract you by real issues. It’s like let’s all fight amongst ourselves…instead of actually being progressive…you fucking morons…they are both egotistical piles of shit…

Speaking of egotistical pieces of shit, here’s LENA DUNHAM nipples in what we can assume is her clever little “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY”…costume, since that’s what the politics of america come down to, tabloid fodder that these self involved, spoiled, narcissists who pretend to be activists or feminists, when really they are just happy being the quirky one hanging with Taylor Swift, because of the new found confidence in being able to sell her show to HBO…a show she used and a platform to walk around naked…like a little kid playing with his feces….all for attention…a “Look at me”….”Look at me”….only more the girl playing with her period and pretending that it is art…for the state of feminism…when it’s just like getting naked, a cry for attention.

So she’s using the fake feminist pig, platform to show how mad she is…to be satirical…when really just showing off her nipples…to push her inflated ego and personal agenda…that anyone who is forced to experience anything Lena Dunham…will know is just nonsense…and that she’s just bullshit….and most importantly…too disgusting to look at in a leotard.

I am sure at whatever party she was at…let’s assume Taylor Swift’s house..she got all the laughs because this circle of scammers like her…she’s the funny one….

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2016

Nov

Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day

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As a racist, you’d probably be amazed that Mexico isn’t a fourth world country, where people are just making corn tortillas all day, riding Donkeys for American perverts, while waiting in line at the borders to try to break into America, for a life of glory working as a hotel staff or dishwasher…

Mexico is actually a pretty booming place, with lots of industry, sophistication, art, music and food…so they have their own magazines, or versions of American magazines like Harper’s Bazaar…where they feature very important American women you’ve never heard of, but she hangs with Taylor Swift socially and works for the evil underwear empire, so she must be seen as homegrown hotty….in a world of outsourcing hot pussy to Eastern Europe and BRazil thanks to the obesity crisis of America…

Her name is Martha Hunt, she’s not very important…but she is your ambassador of hot pussy on an international level..and this is the best they could do with her…getting her in a pissing behind a pick-up truck pose…HOT….but next time let’s see the piss stream…to make it a little more authentic and real…and more importantly…WORTH LOOKING AT…

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2016

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day

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Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits…

She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed…

She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good…

And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal.

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT

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2016

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie for HUnkemoller of the Day

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Back in september I wrote this about Doutzen Kroes-Black DJ baby making lingerie model’s campaign with this random lingerie company:

Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

Pretty much stand by that…at least the first sentence…I didn’t read the rest…it’s not that important…when you only care about seeing the half naked dutch mom of two…I figure if you get fired from the industry standard underwear company…I’d assume no other underwear company would touch you….but rather force her to fend for herself…begging to get pics of her in underwear taken…you know to feel alive…I guess people aren’t very creative and just go with what they assume is a bargain….maybe even free…just to make her feel like it’s not all over for her…while it is.

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