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2016

06

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day

Titty model Edita Vilkeviciute decided to not show her tits in this bikini photoshoot for a swimsuit company – because I guess they are trying to sell luxury and class in exclusive places only models get invited to by rich guys looking for models to have sex with – since their wives are boring and let them do whatever they want because they know they have a good thing with their rich guys – and don’t want to ruin it…and the rich guys know their pre-nup is so dialed in, if they left they’d get fucked over and life would suck – so they just need to deal with the vacations with models, and the models need to take the money while it’s available by whoever is willing, since married guys aren’t so bad, they have limited free time and are creeps, but too busy to be annoying..not that we have these problems being ghetto as fuck…but Edita Vilkeviciute isn’t selling bathing suits nearly as slutty as she should be…and if I cared – I’d have a serious issue with that…

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2016

06

Dec

Lea Seydoux’s Fat Ass on the Beach of the Day

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There are women who go to the gym their entire pregnancy, you know only gaining a few pounds more than the baby, who will bounce back with the least amount of stretch marks and raped from stomachs….and then there’s Lea Seydoux, the kind of woman who just fucking eats as much of everything she can get her hands on, after years of being a french beauty in movies and magazines, because it’s a great fucking excuse….

Now she’ll probably bounce back, all European women seem to, but if she was French from Canada, this would be her breaking point, the moment the hot tight anal loving, free spirited, crazy person…becomes the leathery, aged, obese monster I married..

I’m not into pregnancy, it remains the number one STD, but maybe I’m just bitter no women want to procreate with me, you know to be the host body to carry on my legacy, I’m get more “thank god I am a crackwhore who is infertile” kind of feedback from girls…I guess I’m just not what they deem much of a provider…but I think it has more to do with a fucking parasite nesting inside them for 9 months, only to rip through something I like licking, only to grow into a human, in something so natural – but feels unnatural…and creepy…like some kind of joke the aliens are playing on us…

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Here’s some pre-pregnancy ‘she’s from france nipples are not sex tools, anuses are”….pics

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2016

06

Dec

Eliza Cummings for LUI Magazine of the Day

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The ALT-RIGHT – will like to know that this ELIZA cumming bitch, who is feeding like a rhino in a National Geographic, while nude, in attempts to help contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake and to not participate in that would be against her life choice of being a model, a scenester, a sugar baby…and NAKED in photos for a French magazine – pretending it’s “ART” cuz it’s a good angle…

Well, she’s dating a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to own the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies..the kind of family that the conspiracy people call the New World Order, who finance both sides of every war….but she not a whore, don’t look at her like that, she likes him for his kindness…he’s ambition…the money is just bonus…right….

I don’t know if she’s still dating the Rothschild, I Didn’t google her, I was too busy looking at her face down / ass up for photos….but it makes for a good story, one we could write our own conspiracy too, like maybe she’s a spy moving in…but I think she’ll pretend she didn’t know he was a Rothschild when they met, it was all just a shock as she used to masturbate to the Forbes richest people list, a list he’s not on, because all his money is private….how was she to know…

Fuck…I just googled it an she’s not with the Rothschild…that ruins this whole post, but she’s still naked in the pics, I am just surprised she wasn’t killed off…doesn’t that Rothschild know anything about romance when you’re an evil tyrant who owns the fucking world…

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2016

06

Dec

Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day

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After offending the world, yet again, famewhore and try hard who made it because the world allows some people to make it, Amy Schumer , who was announced as playing Barbie in a live action movie, we can assume is about how Barbie fell off with a coke turned to meth addiction, only to lose all her money, end up in a trailer park, turning tricks for black dudes, some of whom beat the fuck out of her, one threw acid on her face, another just smashed her with a frying pan over and over, leading to bootleg plastic surgery, in a BARBIE no more…all burdened with many babies with different fathers not the Malibu beach house she once had…not eating organic, but rather nothing but noodles and velveeta, canned beans and potato chips….making the 35 year old broken down busted up barbie make sense….

Here’s Natalia Vodianova, I’d say an iconic model who has been around a long time, posing in barbie poses for a magazine from her homeland Russia, a place I guess she can go back to after escpaing it- now that it’s not communist….and she’s rich…and they have the most billionaires per capita…

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2016

06

Dec

Joy Corrigan Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I feel like I know Joy Corrigan –

Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….

Not because I follow her shit and have her entire career, from snapchat to instagram…even though I do follow her shit…

But because all these girls are interchangeable…

Here are her hard nipples at the beach…

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2016

06

Dec

Oliva Munn’s Weird See Through of the Day

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Olivia Munn is the worst…she’s been so shameless in her career, and it’s worked out for her, I mean she gets jobs as an actress, after being a fucking host, on some show barely anyone watched…and now all her hollywood dreams have come true, in some serious polarizing or winning some kind of lottery that makes little to no sense, since she’s not that hot…she just got nerds to think she was into what they are into, really owned that shit, because she’s an actor remember…pretending to like a videogame while talking to a virgin with your tits out as he cums himself…is easy… making her hot to them, and able to leverage that to this…acting shit….celebrity shit…in big movies and …when she should be working for local youtube gamer channel for 30 grand a year….but I guess she always had a goal, an objective, and her using, worked and it worked…and we can assume tht putting her tits out in a sheer dress is nothing compared to the work she had to do with her actual genitals to get here….making her pussy story the inspiring story of pussy survival and winning…I guess…it needs to be a kids show

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Here’s the most representative photo to sum up her career….Getting stains out of her dress…if you know what I mean..(if you don’t, let me give you a hint, it’s not about her being a sloppy eater…if you know what I mean)….if you still don’t know what I mean…fuck yourself and die – I hate you.

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2016

06

Dec

I Think Kate Bosworth is Great of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is fucking wonderful….and there’s nothing more Christmas that a relaxing shoot of a skinny, despite being old by now, but still maintaining how good she’s always looked to me, despite being old….in her pyjamas…because they snuck in that panty shot and panties are fucking wonderful…both on the floor, on the girl, on my face, in the dumpster, on a clothes line for me to sniff and steal, in the store for me to touch inappropriately knowing some dumb bitch will try them on…because panties are great even when you’re not a panty fetishists…especially when the girl in panties looks like this…she’s one of the best there ever was, I wonder why her career was serious dog shit, while other bitches got paid…just another example of how unfair this world is…

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2016

06

Dec

Britt Maren Naked of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American model who came onto the scene looking pretty fucking average, but has gone onto do the DREAM job of VICTORIA’s SECRET something all these fake hipster models who pretend they are too good for the PROMO model job, only to jump up and down with the approval they seek from being cast for the mall brand, because that’s just HOW these people work…they are in it for fame, attention, money, success, rich boyfriends…and they can pretend as much as they want…they aren’t fooling me…

So keep doing these “artistic nudes”….trying to have some depth, concept, purpose, vision, creative direction….where they can pretend they are “muses”…to the content producers…but really…they just lookin’ for likes…and I’m a basic…very basic man…so she’s got my approval…something she may pretend she’s not be looking for…but then why is she naked in pics?

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2016

06

Dec

Monika Jagaciak Topless in Harper’s Bazaar Mexico

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I showed the nipple pic to a girl saying do you see how this magazine called Harper’s Bazaar sneaks nipples into photoshoots because nipples get people excited – even when it is for fashion – because despite all the social justice warrior fights and protests…to desexualize a nipple – the nipple is still something that most men, even faggot type men, can jerk off to…but you don’t see gay dudes jerking off on gay websites for gay dudes to jerk off to them saying “stop looking at my nipple like that”…because gay dudes, despite being bitches, aren’t actual bitches..

I guess what I am trying to say is that girls like to whine, and that’s why I prefer them sitting on my face…or chocking on a cock..because it’s when they are at their best…distracted from their over active and annoying minds…

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2016

06

Dec

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke.

Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom?

Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight.

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