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2023

30

Aug

Lena Dunham Disgusting Hard Nipples of the Day

Bro…..

This is fucking disturbing, made more disturbing because girls out ont he street look like this too, it’s like fucking clown world, the freak show circus coming to get us with their hard nipples and no uteruses…disturbing as shit, made even more disturbing because people like this are marketed as the voice of a generation and believe that hype, so the lazy people who fund the content throw money their way to further indoctrinate the people who look like this, feeling brave like when a black kid sees a black little mermaid but in a far more destructive and fat way because these entitled clowns are actual fucking monsters who have stained the fabric of society with their shit….

To look like this, but to selfie like this, is a serious flaw in the matrix, no matter how delusional you are…no matter how she wrote herself into her show nude like some evil troll exhibitionist who looks like an evil troll because she is an evil troll….KEEP it to your damn self…

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Posted in:Lena Dunham

2023

30

Aug

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Celebrity lesbian, who was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret turned their back on hot chicks, and after she was a androgynous and weird hipster model, because she realized be a hot Victoria’s Secret model paid better and more importantly made her more famous to fuck the celebrities with identity crisis’ trying to figure themselves out in a world of LGBTQ knowing it will advance their career, while all being perverts because that’s how you become a celebrity, so you dyke down with the hottest dyke you can find, and that’s the Victoria’s Secret model dyke, not the dyke selling lumber at Home Depot, or the dyke selling wool at the knitting club….because celebrities are fake and superficial…

So yeah, the lesbian to the star is still hot in her topless shoots, despite not taking dick, unless she takes dick and doesn’t tell anyone because it will tarnish her storyline, who knows, they’re all agenda pushing weirdos….but when they are topless, I don’t hate it, I hate them sure, but I don’t hate it…and I don’t mean that in a tranny pronoun way….I mean it as in it…you fucks.

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Posted in:Stella Maxewll|Stella Maxwell

2023

30

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I relate to pussy wedgies. Out of all the things I see celebrated online, whether it’s hearing stories of billionaire tech geniuses, or the homie who paid himself 1,000,000 dollars a day who owns OnlyFans, or whether it’s celebrating all that wealth, or influencer existence, from fitness, to travel to other unrelateable shit to the average pervert, the pussy wedgie is the one thing I can say with confidence that I want to be, that I want to achieve, that I would buy a masterclass course or some ebook on trying to be, because I’ve stared enough at the camel toe, I’m ready to become the cameltoe……

We’re all allowed to have dreams.

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2023

30

Aug

Alison Brie Bodysuit of the Day

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Alison Brie posted up a picture in some fetish gear that you can assume she’s wearing to some Satanic Sex party since she’s a bitch in Hollywood, but since she’s married to a Franco brother, it could just be heading out to a family dinner at James’….

She’s wearing a pretty stupid outfit, but there’s a skimpy body suit that’s showing the side of her pussy the way you’d want a bodysuit to show the side of a pussy. Since she’s in her 40s so we should probably be thankful that her fit 40 year old ass that is obviously thonged like she was Borat is out of the frame, allowing us to pretend she’s not in her 40s….by staring at all that skin that is showing in the outfit…

I am into the cowboy boots…but would prefer seeing some actual riding, because this theatre kid shit being silly, creative, or fun like she’s heading to GAME night with the nerds, is a little too BRIE CHEESY to be jerked off to…

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Posted in:Alison Brie

2023

30

Aug

Camila Morrone Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I hate giving Em Rata any unnecessary credit, seeing as I think she’s a real fluke in the social media hustle, where she could turn her nude shoots into some mainstream and marketable experience for brands and producers alike, making her tons of money before she launched her own collection that I can assure you makes millions of fucking dollars.

She’s really not that special, but an anomaly and now as a podcaster, she’s pretty fucking boring when talking OnlyFans and how men suck….

So I hate giving Em Rata any attention because she sucks, but this Cami Morrone topless shoot reminds me of something Em Rata would do in her bathroom for attention, because it’s shameless enough..

You may not know who Cami is, but she was sold off to Leo DiCaprio early in her big titty influencer career, like a modern slave, working the fields and digging ditches around Leo’s homosexuality.

She is single now, contract is up, and her short’s come off to remind those early to her instagram modelling, that her tits didn’t die with her soul when with Leo…

Fascinating….

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Posted in:Camila Morrone

2023

30

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I guess a huge percentage of girls smoke weed, at least in Canada, since it’s legal and people are depressed losers made happier by hanging out with other depressed losers, or at least by numbing themselves with weed so that they can lazily sit and stare at the wall while waiting for life to either happen for them or end of them.

I am a drunken degenerate so I’m not hating on the weed smokers of the world, but I don’t trust them with their Government weed, it actually creeps me the fuck out….

I don’t mind when the lazy weed girls aren’t too lazy to get naked on the internet, since self produced nudity is what makes the internet fun, especially when it’s produced by someone all high and out of their head, as if weed is that potent, so that they have an excuse for their behavior when they decide to email sites to delete all their nudes, as they do…way too often…

My only issue with weed girls is that they look like weed girls into snacks, but whatever, I’ll take it…

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Posted in:Weed

2023

30

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bed Selfie of the Day

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Old Lady J.Lo or someone who is pretending to be J.Lo on the J.Lo social media content stream, because I have facial recognition blindness and can’t tell if J.Lo actually looks like this, or maybe her face injections she probably denies, and her facetune that she gets professionally done because she can afford to hire an after effects artist for her social media channels, just makes her look like a hybrid J.Lo….who cares…

I didn’t buy into J.Lo when she first went viral and they wanted us to fall for girls with diaper wearing looking asses….so I’m not going to be into her in her retirement years as she does her best 55-plus community dweller holding onto that youthful dream….

If anything, I find it pretty vulgar that she doesn’t take shit behind the camera to let other chicks take her place in the world of bad pop music and bad acting….because she’s a triple threat, who is also a threat to quality and integrity of an artform, all for the sake of money grubbing.

I realize she believes her hype, which is probably why she takes barely slutty selfies for her feed, like a “look at me casual in bed, with some cleavage, where I fuck, but where I won’t let you watch me fuck, since Afleck’s got ED….thanks to also being old and forced to fuck her old diaper wearing looking ass….that is old enough to be an actual diaper wearing ass and not just an ass that looks like it is in diaper…

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Posted in:J.Lo

2023

30

Aug

Sienna Miller is Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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I forgot that Sienna Miller existed, which is unfortunate, because I’ve always thought she was one of the few hot actresses out there. If you go back through the site archives, which you probably won’t, you’ll likely see me praising her hotness since the start of the site when she was just a 22 year old…..maybe it was that they used her as the naked chick in movies, back when being a naked chick in movies mattered, or maybe she was actually hot….

She’s now 41 years old, which is only depressing because it means I’ve been doing the same thing for 19 years with no real progress, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel and do something with my life….but before I do that, I still think Sienna Miller’s lookin’ hot, even when in a too old to be pregnant geriatric pregnancy shoot in a bikini for the paparazzi…..

I am definitely not the kind of dude who says a pregnant chick is glowing, hot, or something I want to fuck, even when it’s not carrying my baby and I like the comedic nature of fucking someone else’s pregnant whore…

I do see that people who are now so lonely and disconnected and not accustomed to the idea of breeding because they just jerk off alone in their miserable condos, sexualizing and loving the pregnant woman. I see women who sell nudes to incels monetizing their pregnant nudes, so there’s a whole creepy market for this shit….

So appreciating a pregnant at 41 like some king of freak, Sienna Miller, with her hormonal and milk filled baby making titties at 41 years old is probably the least weird thing to jerk off to in this internet of things!

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Posted in:Sienna Miller

2023

30

Aug

Meg Thee Stallion Posts Slutty Pics of the Day

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The funny thing about being a pervert blogger for 20 years, is that I’ve seen the evolution of pervert blogging become mainstream, so while I paved the way in posting clickbait of celebrities and random whores, I got flagged a porn site and missed out on potentially making millions, and now sites like FB, Instagram, Twitter X, SNAP, People Magazine, TMZ, Daily Mail and whoever the fuck else, can post the slutty content and still make millions off of it…because I saw these pics and had to google who Meg the Stallion was, only to see all the sites reposted her titty content because it is apparently her first post since she got some rapper named Tory Lanez sentenced for shooting her in the foot, in some argument, that I’ll assume was some satanic ritual, like when Chris Brown allegedly beat up Rihanna, but still got to keep working, while she got to level up her fame.

Anyway, slutty content is mainstream and marketable, just not when posted on a site called DrunkenStepfather 12 hours after the mainstream fucks like People Magazine posted it…life as a failed loser continues and it remains pretty hilarious…