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2023

15

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Thongs, like most people in this generation of people, just don’t do the job they were hired to do, because working is for suckers and when you can get away with half ass coverage and still get paid, or in the Thongs case, still be worn daily by man women who don’t view them as torture devices, but rather a way to have some minor coverage of their dripping cunts so that they don’t stain their pants….

I was just watching a woman in the park doing yoga in tight leggings, her thong sticking out like some kind of advertisement that she isn’t too old to be in a thong, despite being too old to be in a thong and if her ass wasn’t as fat as it was, and if those pants were a little more sheer than they were, I would have been staring right into her asshole….wondering what’s the point of wearing underwear that doesn’t cover your asshole, but instead shows off the asshole, as I jerked off.

Point of the story, these girls are wearing thong and showing asshole to remind me of what could have been with YOGA lady had she planned her outfit a little better, or just done the workout in the THONG she was already advertising instead of throwing a pair of pants on, ruining the whole experience for the spectating perverts like me!

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2023

15

Jun

Kate Bosworth’s Vintage Surf Print on her Vintage Body of the Day

I’ve always endorsed Kate Bosworth as a hot actress thanks to having that tall, blonde, skinny, model body….it was just unfortunately not what the industry was looking for, so her career’s been pretty dog shit compared to what it could have been….

I guess her most important role was a hot surfer in BLUE CRUSH, which I don’t even remember, so I guess I am a pretty shitty Kate Bosworth fan, since I don’t actually care about these people and my FAN BOY approach to them is based strictly on how hot they look when they aren’t embarrassing themselves for a lot of money playing make-belief on camera and taking that work seriously, thinking it’s important work…hilarious.

She’s old as shit now, so I guess being old and having a career that never quite broke into the A-List combined into some hating of herself so hard, unless it’s a head injury from her surf movie, either way she can’t have her wits about her because she’s married the MAC GUY JUSTIN LONG….not much more humiliating than that really….

She’s also launched a bikini line with ROXY, where she plays a surfer, after being one on TV, because why support real surfers, when you can support overpaid actors who marry losers who pretended to be a surfer in a movie that I don’t think is really all that iconic at all….kinda weird really…

I’m still looking though…pretending Justin Long doesn’t cum in her like she’s still fertile.

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2023

15

Jun

Ashley Benson Hot Cured Lesbian Thanks to Sausage of the Day

It’s always hilarious when lesbians get mad at you for saying that you’ll cure them of their lesbianism with your cock….

It’s like a hit on their belief that being a lesbian is a fucking choice, since they are wired to fuck dudes to make babies to keep our species alive and the whole lesbian thing goes totally against our survival as a society, maybe it’s because they are sacrificing their breeding for population control, like heroes they are, into the whole eating pussy cuz men have cooties as a gesture of saving the world, or maybe their meds, the dirty tap water and the shit they spray them with while the media shits this shit down our throats is part of it….I’m not a doctor, I don’t know….

I just know that Benson has been cured of her lesbianism thanks to Billionaire Brandon Davis of Lohan Fire Crotch fame, and his rich dude seed has been giving her the hormonal balance to turn her into the hottest she’s been in a long time…no longer a dumpy dyke with the sloppy tits hating cock…but rather a sperm filled cock lover the way she was born to be…..

Because I guess dudes who say “I’ll cure you of lesbianism with this cock” have a point, because some lesbians just need a little cock for that conversion therapy!

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2023

15

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I think that Internet content is pretty fucking lazy, because we’re a very fucking lazy society of losers…

Whether it’s the quest for instant gratification…or not actually working towards a goal….where just showing your tits is enough to get what you need to make those dreams come true and not even in a creative way, just in the same boring way countless other mindless, medicated, half retard, tit owners do….while playing follow-the tit leader in this tit-based economy….because the easiest way to get the attention and money and where you need to go is by resorting to your tits…

I almost appreciate the Titty Drop Trend, that’s just a fraction more creative, intersting, conceptualized, and entertaining than other titty flashing…because when society is lazy and not pushing the limits, boundaries and expectations, but rather doing the bare minimum, you take the titty content you get…and this is probably some of the best self produced titty content around….

TITY DROPS…

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2023

15

Jun

Kelly Gale Has Big Tits of the Day

Kelly Gale is a Swedish, Australian, Indian model who once worked for Victoria’s Secret, back when they were into hot chicks with big tits, before figuring out that fat trannies with the fattest cocks and the sloppiest set of tits, were a better strategy to sell panties to women of the world….in part because the evil powers that control the world made them do it, to avoid cancellation and having their funding dropped, since they want to destroy society as we know it.

You see, the VS founder’s got some dirt on him, thanks to being the original owner of a very famous plane that some people flew on over 20 times, because they really like the Virgin Islands….so they had their hands tied behind their back when they had to do their part to destroy the standard of women they perpetuated so long, that gave girls something to work towards, while giving dudes something to think about while fucking fatties…

Anyway, she’s now an aspiring actress it seems, she’s got acting managers, acting agents, on a quest to ACT and assuming they run through her like Lily Rose Depp in The Idol, just fully naked and exposed in awful sex scenes, I think we’ll be in a good place, since she’s too rich to ever do actual porn…

Anyways she posts titty content to her instagram and it’s a hot mix of mixed tit….

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2023

15

Jun

Christa B Allen See Through of the Day

Christa B Allen is a pretty much nothing celebrity, who was such a nothing celebrity, that she turned to instagram to jump on the free the nipple trend.

I don’t think it was for some feminist agenda that is actually anti-woman and pushes back the progress women have made, since we’re all pretty equal and anyone who thinks otherwise is fat and ugly….

I think it was more like the feminist agenda of posting half naked content to pretend to feel empowered, when really just trying to those hot perky tits seen by the low level amount of fans a bitch has, in hopes of increasing the amount of fans a bitch has, since she’s got hot tits and the economy is based on tits.

In this titty content of a nothing celeb, you’ll see a dolled up hot skinny bodied nobody with her tits out because she’s classy enough to use her tits for attention anywhere she goes and in everything she does.

It’s a strategy I like since TITS.


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2023

15

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

In this screen-tan world of people having their lives sucked out of them via their computer or phone screens, just these barely human people staring at screens and allowing those screens to dictate every aspect of their life, including their vacation spots or outdoor activities, that they spend on their screens, because they are so owned by the screen sucking the life out of them…the tanline, which is nature’s highlighter, is still an exciting thing, even if the chicks with tanlines are painting that shit, in some cases, like the Kardashians, literal shit on themselves with convenient and modern chemicals, rather than just hanging outside and catching a tan like they would have done in a better ear where they didn’t live behind a fucking screen all day….

The sun may be the source of life that they are trying to DIM because they are evil, but that can’t get in the way of your HIGHLIGHTING of the GOOD PARTS…

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2023

15

Jun

Brittany Snow Tits in a White Dress of the Day

Who the fuck is Brit Snow and why is she looking like a Victorian Ghost who died back in the 1800s of the Plaque or Typhoid Fever or whatever people were dying of…and who is hanging out at the foot of my bed telling me to get the fuck out of her house because she’s tired of watching me try to fist my peehole…IT’s CALLED SOUNDING>…

I guess Brit Snow is looking like a Victoria’s Ghost because her career died back in the 1800s and she’s basically just 100 fucking years old….

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2023

14

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

The Kardashian Jenners may be a staple in this pop culture news feed because people are too lazy to find more interesting people, so we keep getting the same shit…so I obviously hate endorsing these demons who I feel have destroyed the fabric of the nation, even if they’re just an annoying product of the nation….WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE CUMMY PIG BITCHES…

Anyway, Kylie Jenner posted a shitty UPSKIRT where you can’t see her mom cunt, which is probably a good upskirt for a Kardashian since we don’t want to see their mom cunts….

The reason it’s a shitty upskirt, because the plane didn’t crash….

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2023

14

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit bitches…

It’s really a matter of survival, or at least a matter of looking as best you can when all odds are against you and the “MAN” wants you obese, weak, sick, medicated….

Let vanity power through and make you realize all those fat chicks on the internet pushing body positivity and getting attention are not as good as the fit bitches just being hot getting attention, even if being a fit bitch takes work…..

Don’t subscribe to the “I can be fat and no one will care, or even know, because I can photoshop myself”…because no one likes fat chicks…

Stay fit bitches..

To give the fat, lazy, given up on life loser men of the internet something hotter to jerk off to than fat chicks, because getting fit takes too much work for us, so you can just do it for us instead.

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