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2016

May

Kylie Jenner See Through of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is shameless whore from a shameless whore family who does shameless whore things like her shameless whore family and she’s not even cute when she does it – she looks like a doughy cartoon character – all weirdly shaped and jacked up with injections – really giving the youth a great role model…because she is shoved down their throats, selling them product, the family’s answer to hip hop being very popular…the avon lady…puppet…

I actually dig it – it’s called media manipulation and it panders to the retards who defend and support some asshole like the Jenner without remembering they are a bunch of assholes to begin with and they are just out to make money.

I think it’s disgusting to fuck with people on that level of pretending to be TRANS or whatever, but all the supporters are such idiots and they know it, so wathcing the world buy into anything these people say and believing in it…is great..they are reality stars..and by default…the fucking worst species of human…

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2016

May

Caitlin Stasey Has Tits of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey has it all figured out…

She is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents….

That’s not to say I don’t like Australians, in fact I am in love with them, they are hot, fit, sexy and fun…as long as they don’t squawk at you…they get drunk, they fuck, they travel the world and are laid back…they are great…

This one is clearly trying to get American famous and she’s doing it by redefining the rules of instagram in protest…she’s posting straight up nude pics…something we used to have to steal cell phones to see…and this kind of rule breaking is great…

You see, I’ve been deleted off all social media so many times, not even for posting anything as aggressive as this, but mainly for leaving trolling hilarious comments…but still left disenchanted by the system not wanting to post or produce content for the system…because they don’t appreciate it, they make the rules and they decide what is good or bad….

Even though logically, a social media should be whatever the person wants to post, a democracy, a freedom…porn if you want…because real social media shouldn’t be moderated by anyone but the people using it..

So I dig what she’s doing all naked…

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2016

May

Jac Jagaciak in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Monica JAC JAGACIAK is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret angels from last year or the year before and like all Victoria’s Secret Angels she’s out doing media to soft sell the brand – so that everyone can say “victoria’s secret mode JAC in whatever the fuck she’s doing…without the brand having to buy an AD..

I really think it’s clever fucking marketing, but I also think models getting naked in shoots to get famous enough to become Victoria’s Secret Angels is great marketing and JAC – before she was VS owned… WAS NUDE HERE and HERE …

Way better than this garbage….magazine feature…

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2016

May

Adriana LIma is Intense of the Day

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Lima Bean from Victoria’s Secret fame has been slowing filling out, getting more and more boxy as she nears menopause….already a mom of two thanks to being a Catholic who doesn’t believe in safe sex, but who also was a virgin for her early Victoria’s Secret year, at least that was the rumor I’ll never believe, since all half naked models are whores….and real Catholic models don’t really exist because half naked modeling is against their religion….

She’s still got a great face though….boxy girls are still boxy but this one has one of the best faces so here she is in Cannes…for no reason but the scientific observation of the aging process..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Braless of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is braless, which isn’t that interesting because she’s got those underdeveloped conular tits, just a set of nipples on her strong chest….and I get that being braless is the style, no girls wear bras, especially those under 25…it’s no big deal…

To the perverts like you and me, we see a girl with her tits, hard nippled, out in public being gratuitous…knowing she’d be seen and shot by the paparazzi…probably because she called the paparazzi…so she figured she’d make her outfit count for her creepy fans – the nerds.

But she was a girl who called Kim K out, only to retract her statement like a pussy faggot bitch, for being gratuitous with her nude pics for “feminism”…because we all know nothing the Kardashians do is for feminism, even if they are women getting paid, they are doing it like whores…

So the girl calling out a girl for shameless erotica – is producing erotica…subtle..but the same thing….like calling the pot calling the Armenian black when everyone knows she just fucks the blacks…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Bella Hadid Has Breasts of the Day

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Bella Hadid isn’t cute…she’s had enough plastic surgery to make herself as cute or interesting looking as possible..you know to ride the wave her sister paved for her…as the bootleg sister…but still doing more interesting things and booking more campaigns than so many girls who are better looking and just as eager to be “models” as that’s the way our egotistical world lives…everyone is so self involved and entitled that they feel they deserve to be celebrated by the masses for their appeal – all while being fucking average…

But…Bella Hadid is rich, has vapid parents into financing this stupidity and a sister booking big gigs…but most importantly she’s got tits.

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2016

May

Dove Cameron for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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I don’t know who Dove Cameron is, but this is the internet and I can google her, but I guess so can you….and really what it comes down to is that Dove Cameron doesn’t matter, she just exists like so many other girls whoring out on social media, but unlike all the whores on social media, and there are so many whores on social media, even nobody girls from your neighborhood are whoring on social media with their 1300 fans, making it impossible to tract all the whores on social media…but I guess some of the whores on social media are legitimately working in the entertainment industry or fashion industry or porn industry…making them more important whores than stay at home local market nobody whores..whoring..

So she’s on a Disney Channel show. She’s been in other Disney Channel shows. She probably has stage parents. She probably has a really cheesy attitude, but she knows that creepy fans like feet pics and I guess feels like showing her feet for those creepy guys is hardly whoring – it’s just giving the fans what they want in a why the Disney people won’t get mad at her…because they like the whoring to be kept to their offices on payday….and she doesn’t like whoring at all…she likes to get engaged to seem Christian and wholesome..it’s a good angle in this world of whores……

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2016

May

Candice Swanepoel Topless Pregnant Baby Gender Annoucement Pic of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted a really casual pregnancy pic on her instagram for her fans that make-up of 90 percent men jerking off and 10 percent women who want to figure out whay their men jerk off to her….and by casual I mean…in a professional studio with a professional photographer…a hair persona and make-up person…and a fashion stylist to get just the right jeans…and whoever else they didn’t tag…

I assumed that girl got pregnant as an angle for her career, maybe Victoria’s Secret made her…or maybe she’s tired of the model game and all her rich friends have babies and she wants one too…

I just find the whole thing offensive, not because of all the smoke and mirrors that went into the picture, what a waste of time and resources for such a dumb and irrelevant thing….not because I am sad that some hot model is destroying her body with babies that she will bounce back from because she’s vapid and superficial and vain…not because I wanted to be the guy to knock her up, I never think that way about these cunts…I actually feel bad for the rich dudes who end up knocking them up…they are so high maintenance and annoying…and really not that hot when crying in bed on their period or in this case with a ripped open pussy..

I am offended that in this era she will call her baby a boy – just because he has a penis – without having a conversation with the baby to see how the baby identifies.

This is a genderless society, and we don’t need her archaic oppressive “boy” or “girl” classifications to fuck up her kid, that we all know will be fucked up anyway, his mom’s a titty model whore…with way too much money…

Candice Swanepoel should know better…

TO SEE HER PRE-PREGNANT IN LINGERIE IN THE RECENT VS CATALOG – THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY SINGLE PICS SHE’S EVER TAKEN-IT IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Gigi Hadid Does Denim of the Day

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Someone told me that Gigi Hadid was talented. That she is not like the Kardashians her and her family leveraged or worked out a deal with to have the same career as them. That she’s actually got something that she brings to the table. Maybe because her mom was a model gold digger who taught her at a young age all the complicated poses models do.

Maybe she comes from a long line of models and she has evolved into this world…or maybe she’s just a rich kid, who is good looking enough, thanks to hot chicks fucking rich guys because hot chicks like money, making good looking babies…in what would otherwise be ugly babies…if they relied on the DNA of the rich fat bald guy the model is fucking for money alone…

I would assume, modeling as a whole requires zero talent on the model’s end. She just need to have good production team / make-up / lighting / creative direction and photographers.

Even this shitty fucking denim campaign makes her look good because the brand paid 250,000 dollars for a day to get this..uneventful, uninspired, dog shit…

Dog shit I will post because I perpetuate this nonsense.