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2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the last hour and a half of my morning, when I should have been blogging like a teenage girl about my angst and anger towards how stupid people are, how corrupt the world is, how the media and government are owned by brands and corporation and horrible horrible people, trying to sell you the commoner things you don’t need, to use your money to make themselves richer all while distracting you with the “dream” which is nothing more than a shiny object…that doesn’t even exist….watching a really fit girl in short fitness shorts and sports bra running laps…and every time she ran by me…I’d make a commentary or give her a standing ovation – because she deserved an audiencer, her Caitlin Jenner musculature..and cameltoe…to prove she wasn’t genderless in this gender neutral bullshit…

I guess what I am saying is that I wanted her to wrestle me.

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Girls Sticking Out Tongue
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Emma Roberts is Single…
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Jessica Alba is Full of Shit
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Mariah Carey in a Tight Dress…
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Josephine Skriver – Catalog Pics
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New girl Ghostbuster Trailer
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Baby Rhinos Cry when Their Milk Runs Out
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Chicago Bears Mascot Prank
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2016

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was trying to convince a girl I know who clearly just got breast implants to show me her scars, because scars are all part of the process and I like experiencing the process…you know it’s the journey not the destination…

The fail of my day was that the girl I was trying to convince me to show her breast implant scars was my bank teller and there was a line-up of seniors behind us.

I should stick to tinder for nudes, this real life nudes, just doesn’t fucking work…work…work…and EITHER DO I!

Here are some stepLINKS>..

Girls Tugging on Clothes….
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Cara Delevigne had a Meltdown at a Train Station…
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Kate Hudson Titty Dress in Cannes
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Failed A Drug Test and Need A Job?
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Jessica ALba Has Cleavage
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Amanda Peet “Couragous” LOL….on The View
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Emma Roberts at Some EVent
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Adriana Lima in Cannes…
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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom – Together on a Yacht in Cannes
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Jennifer Lopez in a Tight Dress of the Day
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Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn Spinoff is Getting Made
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Bryan Cranston Becomes LBJ
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Rihanna’s WORK – REMIXED with Guy With Tourettes is Brilliant
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Nina Agdal’s Retard Face on a Bench
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Baby Rhino’s Crying for Milk
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Maria Menounos in a Tight Dress
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Paz Vega – Cleavage in Cannes
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Justin Timberlake’s Gay as Fuck Video
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Iranian Babes – Not in Head Scarfs
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Romee Strijd and her Bikini Top
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Lambos on Glaciers
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Surfer Performs Perfect Back flip
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Lea Michele in a Tight Dress
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Josephine Skriver Catalog Pics
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Petra Nemcova’s Nipples that Survived the Tsunami
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Famous Lesbians of the DAy
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Man Makes Video Saving Someone From Burning Car
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Hippie Hudgens!
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The Simpson’s First Live Animation Fail
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Charli XCX Cannes
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Kristen Stewart Got Booed
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Megan McKenna’s Bathing Suit of the Day
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Daphne Sky Slut Tits
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Crazy Russian Swining on a Crane like Spiderman
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Gilrs in Sports bras
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The girl and her Webcam Tokens
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Maintenance Man Walks in on SLut
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Japanese Gameshow Amazingness
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Really Fucking Disturbing Video
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Big Boob Amateur With Big Boobs
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Dorothy and her Fingers
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Cyst Erotica
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2016

May

Petra Nemcova’s Tsunami Surviving See Through To Tits of the Day

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It’s hard to make fun of an amazingly hot model like Petra Nemcova, who back in whenever the fuck the Tsunami was, was in the Tsunami and survived by grabbing onto a fucking tree while her finance was swept the fuck away like some kind of trash left on the beach….

It’s almost like she’s the closest model to being superhuman, superhero, invincible…

There must be a certain cockiness that comes after you mourn the death of the love of your life you’ve decided to commit for the rest of your life, before the heavens have a different plan for you, possibly ending something that you didn’t really want to get into in the first place, but rather just went along with…where even a Tsunami can’t bring you down….it’s either a “omg I’m so lucky I survived”…or “god had a plan for me” for the religous people…or the egotistical self involved people are like “can’t get me nature, I’m bigger than you”….

I don’t know much about the inner workings of Petra Nemcova, but 10 or 15 years after the most tragic pivotal day of her Eastern European life…a day she powered through due to being all Russian and shit…I like her “dont’ give a fuck, every day could be your last, you never know a giant wave may sweeep you up, here are my awesome tits” attitude.

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2016

May

Charli XCX Hard Nipples in Cannes of the Day

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The shocking thing in this Charli XCX hard nipples thing is not her hard nipples, you see this low level popstar from the UK who has a record deal but no songs you’ve ever heard, is that she’s invited to exclusive events, like yachts at Cannes…

I mean I know it’s a hotbed for hookers, sugar babies and even a porno event happens there…which means a girl with a record label is worthy of an invite..

But I just think she hasn’t paid her dues yet and should instead be working the Karaoke bar scene trying to get ahead.

People these days are so entitled, nothing is exclusive anymore…all the same idiots go to the same places…why can’t people be rejected or sent home like they should be…oh right..cuz of the tits..with nipples…makes sense…

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2016

May

Bella Thorne Knows You’re Watching of the Day

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Bella Thorne keeps going…because you keep encouraging her…and I am just getting ready for the “over exposure” to happen, since no one deserves this much press and this much of an audience, without having much to offer but a fit, strong, body and the crazy sexual deviance of a redhead, who is smart enough to keep it DISNEY friendly to make her hireable.. but I assume it’ll only last a year or two before we get bored, because I am already bored, but in her defence I am bored of the whole industry being on repeat and uninspiring smut that isn’t even smart, compelling, interesting, thought provoking, or exciting…it’s just the same low level shit over and over again and it works because thanks to expensive education..America is a bunch of fucking retards who only know how to process tits and ass and that’s the depth of who they are…

The government wants to keep you dumb and hating each other…distracting you with things like this…that we could all agree on won’t lead to any uprisings as we don’t care…but we would watch the sex tape when it happens…and it will happen…there have been so many Bella Thorne’s before…and they all fall off and go naked…but for now…take in her purity…her white clothed purity….lie since we all know she’s a whore…

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2016

May

Target Shopper of the Day

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This is a pretty amazing obese mother of 12 walking through Target with a bible…in what is everything wrong with America…that these people who think “The Devil is Raping Children” because of homosexual agendas…is pretty fucking terrifying because so much white trash uneducated evangelical weirdos exists in small town America. This is the majority…

I guess what she’s forgetting is that her bathroom / trailer park outhouse, a place her fat ass spends a lot of time thanks to her eating is for all genders…

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2016

May

Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the future of everything – mainly because she was made in a lab by a Marine Biologist she calls Gay-Dad, possibly funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand to create an army of babes they can get half naked, definitely designed by science and genetic programming, no Gay-Dad scientist would create an ugly…and I guess it gives us hope that in our lifetime, we will breed perfect humans instead of the garbage happening around America when ghetto poor trashy reproduce for the tax credits!

Sterilize everyone!

I’m just interested to see if she ends up with any weird cancers, the first generation models are always the ones that can collapse…

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2016

May

Dakota or Elle Fanning Social Media of the Day

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I like to think that Dakota or Elle Fanning are the same person, just cast different, not because they look the same, but because my brain is pretty much raped by too much information that I can’t tell them apart….I just know they are creepy little actors who clearly have parents who also don’t bother telling them apart, but rather spend more time figuring out and navigating the entertainment industry to ensure they get work, get cast, get paid, make the family money and keeps the FANNING name alive…because fanning, is not just something you pay Thai hookers on Thailand vacations to do to you after sex…it’s just the more important kind of Fanning than these or this Fanning…

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2016

May

Courtney Stodden is Finally Pregnant and Coughing up a Hairball of the Day

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A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Apr 29, 2016 at 12:35pm PDT

^^^ THAT VIDEO IS EVERYTHING….

I guess fake child-bride that went viral in more ways than one, but mainly in the tabloids for being a 16 year old wife to some creepy older dude who clearly lost his mind on LOST, but who let some bleached blonde sex doll looking creature run his PR into the ground, or at least into a circus of weirdness white trash America loved and could relate to because white trash America also fucked their fathers…and that I could related to, because I’m old and fuck 20 year olds, some who look 40…and some who are 40 and pretend to be 20 because that’s what hooker fantasies are…

I like to think her best work was shitty SEX TAPE ….but she’s also been on TV, and in every magazine because that’s just the weird world we live in.

Apparently, she’s finally pregnant, or more likely, pregnant because she’s about to hit menopause and that will be one weird baby, with a weird life, that social services should probably take from the horrible parents, but I guess horrible people breed everyday….

Pretty excited for the breast feeding…

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2016

May

Megan Fox Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Megan Fox was held captive by a penis named David from 90210 for many years and despite being divorced or getting divorced….he still managed to inject his seed in her for some more family planning and an excuse to see each other for the next 18 years of life…that’s just what needy co-dependent weirdos who breed do…

Both coddled, annoying, spoiled and entitled in their own right despite being useless and barely hireable for the majority of their career in some weirdly obsessed with each other weirdness..

But I’ll still look at her overrated, not that hot, you’re all crazy to think shes still hot, ass in leggings…

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