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2016

16

May

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Breasts of the Day

Big tits…don’t just open doors…they carry a fucking career…even on a half retard shell of a person from a different era in celebrity…before creating a sweatshop brand that the hundreds of millions of poor, sad, uneducated Americans the government created intentionally because they don’t want free thinkers to protest their authority…so distract with TV, exhaust with debt caused by things you see on TV, buy those things at Walmart…work long hours to pay that debt, feel exhausted, eat shitty food to stay awake – plus it’s all you can afford…die…that’s the American dream…or maybe the reality…where Jessica Simpson tits are the fucking dream…they represent so much evil, commercialization, materialistic bullshit…but despite her being in and out of fat in her mid-30s…are spectacular…or just massive..bigger than my head…I want to feed off them.

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2016

16

May

Bella Thorne’s Intentional Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everywhere and starting to be annoying. I mean I never really celebrated her for what she represented, a red head with moderate success in child star acting, who turned 18…but I do like seeing other sites, clearly written by closet faggots or fanboys celebrate her like she’s the fucking future…even though the future is probably not in 45 year old men running weird pop culture blogs…when clearly they are too old to be commenting on pop culture…so out of touch…that all they see on every girl they write about is “young body”….

It’s a known fact that the older you get, the less picky you are about the young chick you fuck, her being young is enough…

So Bella Thorne, the leader at least in terms of press, everyone’s talking about her…and her slutty social media to get followers to book acting jobs…is great because she says she’s young…and great because she’s figured out this LOW HANGING FRUIT strategy for fame that works because people are retards…brainless retards…who just see tits…

But I’m still convinced she’s 45.

I’m more into her social media hooking..

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2016

16

May

Mischa Barton’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Mischa Barton is a sheer top, that if you’re a virgin nerd you can probably see nipples in… because virgin losers who visit websites for the high res pics to visualize nipples on some of their favorite stars exist….I don’t really see the appeal in doing that..especailly when the person in the sheer top is Mischa Barton…

I figure it’s a story of going from star on a hit show, not the hot one but the main one, who fell apart into a dirty, unshowered sloppy mess from drinking…checking in and out of rehab…taking living the dream to the fucking dumpster…only to get back on track through dance…less sloppy…despite being older..

My only joke about Mischa Barton, who to some is a joke in and of herelf, is that she was at her hottest puking and dead under the bed in the Sixth Sense…which I guess isn’t a joke, but based on the sick people who visit this site…their absolute truth…

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2016

16

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that Kendall Jenner is rich, I know that she’s just the next generation of “It-Girl” who may or may not do anything substantial, but “It-Girls” have rarely done anything substantial, they are just eaten up and adorned by the media, and the public…controversial because people hate on them…yet not controversial enough to not book jobs…

This is just Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore and a bunch of other girls who at one point in their vapid, rich, and luxurious lives…were in everything, everywhere…always…

But no matter what she does, where she goes, she’ll always remind me of a suburban white trash girl who shops and hangs at the mall…just manufactured in China trash…in fabrics that give rashes and yeast infections…

No matter how many hundreds of millions of dollars they have, or what VIP red carpet they walk….they are last week’s kitchen garbage…relevant because you made them this way…and because the bookers are 23 year old right out of college idiots with no vision…or 50 year olds totally out of touch….”she’s got following…booker the hooker”….

Here she is in a bikini in the South of France…because that’s what the rich, even the TRASHY rich do…

Here she is in see through, ass dress at CANNES…

Here I am…perpetuating this mall brand twat…

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2016

16

May

Kesha Topless for the Body Shamers of the DAy

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Kesha posted these pics of her naked…with some bullshit rant:

I have been battling depression and an eating disorder for a while now. my career is in a strange place and it feels like I’m fighting an uphill fight some days. but I have decided to take my life back. my freedom. my happiness. my voice. my worth. I will not just fucking be quiet and hide. today I will say fuck it and live. So FUUUUUUUUCK it. today I’m making that choice. AND IM HAPPY AS A DAMN CLAM. and also a big ol fuck u if u wanna hate on my body. just remember that makes u look like a dickhead

I call it:

Kesha is fat and sloppy and making excuses for it and other fat girls who don’t like being accountable for being fat relate and celebrate

This body empowerment garbage is so stupid. It’s ok to laugh at people. Our society was based on calling people names and as a fat man, who recognizes I am fat from diet and lack of exercise, I can say that lots of girls have been disgusted by me when we fuck because of my fat, and I never posted some “this is me, this is who I am, I love myself” nonsense..that is just nonsense…proven in the fact you’re making these idiotic claims…you fat bitch..

I never liked Kesha..and still don’t…she’s just lucky she’s Katy Perry’s party friend from before they were famous.

Self discovery is so annoying when it is done in public for everyone to see intentionally – because it’s an angle to get noticed. Fuck the World…Right Kesha? You slob bitch.

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2016

16

May

Nathalie Ducheine for Vogue Thailand of the Day

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Nathalie Ducheine, is a Thailand based half white girl so unlike most Thai women, her mom included, she doesn’t have to be a prostitute to fat white people who want nothing to do with the western world, when for very affordable prices, they can be kings fucking 18 or younger year old girls….living in mansion by the beach…endless sex and drugs and sex and sometimes your lonely ass falls in love with the good sex workers and you start a family with them – creating this….Nathalie Ducheine,…not famous…probably not a lady boy even though tranny is very in now…but in Vogue Thailand naked enough which is not like being in real VOGUE, but still more prestigious than most Thai girls I know…who don’t make it much further than the massage parlour….

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2016

16

May

More Julia Roberts Feet of the Day

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Julia Roberts is into showing off her feet… I have no idea why, but I’m going to assume it has something to do with sex..maybe because she loves her feet, or more importantly loves dudes jerking off to her feet, or maybe she’s just showing off the one part of her that hasn’t aged terribly, not that she was that great back when she was Academy Award winner Eric Roberts’ sister in casting couches of the 90s…but she was a huge star…

She likes showing off her feet…SHE SHOWED OFF HER FEEt IN CANNES and now she’s showing off her feet in a magazine…

I guess she knows the foot fetishists are loyal as fuck, some of the weirdest people out there jerk off to feet. I’ve seen cam girls react to this getting paid extra tips by the weirdos to “show your feet”…I’ve been to porn conventions where dudes tried to buy the shoes of the porn chicks working – who complied because they are porn chicks…you are the weird foot fetishist and here are granny feet – rich and famous granny feet still staying relevant with her feet and some movie roles.

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2016

16

May

Emilia Clarke’s Game of Thrones Tits of the Day

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I have never watched Game of Thrones in the history of the show’s existence. I am just not into virgin nerd shit, that even if it is mainstream, like this social media and internet nonsense, especially when it involves comic books, graphic novels, dragons and wizards but people fucking love it…they go crazy for it…and for those people, here’s Emilia Clarke the hot faced midget on the show’s tits…which in the event you’re a terrible fan of your favorite show…killed off the people holding her captive when they were debating selling her off to slaves…and survived because of dragons and the fact she doesn’t burn in fires…but her clothes does…only to close out the show with thousands of villagers bowing down to her…

It was an empowering moment for women…and a great day in TITS on TV for men…and women…because women love tit as much as men do…true story.

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2016

16

May

Blake Lively’s Mom GUNT of the Day

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When I first say these pics, I thought how disgusting pregnancy is on a woman, leaving her forced to have a MOM GUNT for the rest of her fucking life…so that when she wears tight dresses to try to make it less noticeable or to accept that she’s got a mom gunt and might as well celebrate the mom gunt…even though it does the opposite…

Then I remembered, she’s actually pregnant again, thanks to letting richer actors cum inside her after homewrecking his last marriage, and that she’s showing off her pregnancy baby bump in a tight dress because she’s a narcissist who loves herself and all she has to offer the world…that’s why she’s trying to breed and multiply…and more importantly…because she’s a slut….and this is the PROOF

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2016

16

May

Tia Shipman for TREATS! Magazine of the Day

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You’ve probably never heard of Tia Shipman, but apparently she’s been on Soap Operas, every actor’s dream and now she’s posing in instagram caliber – fake “art” photography – nude…hoping it pulls the EM RAT COW for her with either booking her a great music video perpetuating her undeserving tits into instagram stardom…something that she’ll be able to monetize, but more importantly land her rich dudes starting from the people who finance the TREATS! escort agency and their exclusive parties…and trickling down to other rich guys into girls with following…

I’m not complaining, naked close ups with all kinds of filters from weird angles may be a stretch in terms of vision or creativity, but it’s still a naked bitch and that’s what life is about – GETTING GIRLS NAKED…so I won’t frown on anyone doing the work for me…if anything I should be their friend..it’s like outsourcing the getting them girls naked so that I don’t have to waste my time doing it. Good job team.

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