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2016

18

Apr

Leven Rambin Parrack Tit Grab of the Day

I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish..

I should have probably started this post off saying “I don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack is”…but that’s how I start 90 percent of my posts, because I genuinely have no idea who all these people are, I just like obsessively posting on them because it seems to be what the media wants us to do…

That said, she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that…

Well, like all broken women who feel they need to a man to validate themselves, she’s married a dude name Jim Parrack, also of TEXAS, who you know as some dude on TRUE BLOOD…

He’s gone onto great things like grabbing her tit for social media…we like this behavior. Good young married famous couple.

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2016

18

Apr

Crackhead Walk and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead Freaked Out at Popeyes

Your Dog Bit My Nuts

Woman VS Thief with Gun…

Woman Jumps in Underwear or Naked From Fire…

French Rugby Brawl

Gymnastic Coach Does Weird Save

Dude Escapes a Crazy Crash

Street Brawl

Two Old Men Whacking Each Other With Brooms

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2016

18

Apr

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make an Apology Video of the Day

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This is the funniest, least gangster, billionaire actor with his pretentious accent, his super fame…and his gold digging, fame whoring, home wrecking wife Amber Heard….

Australia, like Elementary school, decided to punish the actor couple in the most hilarious way, we call “free product plug”…so they were ordered to issue an apology to make everyone declare EVERYTHING, thanks to their dogs being “smuggled” in…the government got Celeb spokespeople in a video, the world goes on another day…

Johnny Depp, rolling his eyes knowing he is worth more to the world than Australia, but going along with it, because his cunt wife forced them to bring the dogs on the trip, breaking the rules, because why wouldn’t they…they are super fucking famous…

Long gone are the days of Crybaby doing cock off Madonna’s clit..but instead, he’s doing the time for the crime, with the silliest slap on the wrist ever…

I appreciate this video and Australia figuring out how to get endorsements without paying, something all great marketers do…from Ellen getting Shaq to play basketball on her show for some sponsor, or me locking an instagram model in my basement until she tells her fans to follow me…we’re all just trying to use people who are ahead…to get ahead…while sometimes getting head…

They look so sleepy…

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2016

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wasn’t at Coachella for the weekend, because I am not an asshole…but I did have the most amazing model do a Sunday morning takeover on my snapchat “drunkstepfather” and it was brilliant…Phoebe Price (yes that Pheobe Price) craziness and my favorite Irish dream ROSALIND LIPSETT

I was at a dive bar with a group of fat married chicks in their 40s who had one too many drinks due to excitement for being allowed out of the house for a night while the Husbands took advantage of the opportunity to jerk off to porn….leading to a bunch of screaming ladies, and not in a good way…awkwardness…but I did get one to show me her vagina when she discussed how her vagina wasn’t damaged from pregnancy…

Needless to say…amazing…but disgusting…still better than Coachella and the models…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Thigh Gaps
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NAZI PUG!
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Just a Woman and a Tiger Cage in Toronto
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Ecuador Earthquake – the Video – RIP 250 People
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Hot Bitch in a Bra Top
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Chrissy Teigen Shat Out a Baby
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Bloody Courtney Stodden
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Beyonce Sucking Lemons
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Parallel Park of the Day
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KFC Handjob Ad for Twitter was Brilliant – Haters Gonna Hate
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TV Interview Interrupted by Exploding Manhole Cover…
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits
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Turn Your Bike into a Bike Car
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2016

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I asked a girl for nudes today – she told me “I only do selfies”….as if that was some kind of valid rejection….when it’s the only kind of nudes I want…

It’s like “No bitch, I don’t want selfie nudes, I want fake photoshoot pics in a hotel some asshole with a digital camera took of you”….or maybe I want SEARS PHOTO STUDIO FAMILY PORTRAIT NUDES…let me buy you a shoot on groupon, you idiot. Now get naked”…

OBVIOUSLY I want the selfie nudes, in fact I want you to take the forward facing camera up so close to your pussy, so that I can see its fucking tears…crazy people..

Speaking of Selfies, It’s COACHELLA weekend, and selfies are 90 percent of the reason why people go to Coachella. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I’m swiping tinder in Coachella from Canada, it’s cheaper than leaving the couch and you can still find the sluts and tell them to meet you at the hot parties…and pretend you couldn’t connect because of service being dodgy due to so many people in one place…or some shit..

Keep your eyes out for me lady…I’ll be the drunk…I am always the drunk…Here are some links…

Girls with Messy Rooms
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Kardashian Fucking a Bieber…
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Hot Asians Who Don’t Look Asian
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Liam Hemsworth is Not Engaged to Miley Cyrus…
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Izabel Goulart Fixes Bikini For You Perverts
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Anna Kendrick is a Monster
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Bow Wow Steals Other People’s Pictures of Stacks of Money for his Instagram
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Jessica Beil and her Muscular Legs
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Bryce Dallas Howard’s Huge ASs in a Skirt
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Climbing the World’s Tallest Church
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Miranda Kerr in Fitness Gear
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Girl Snowboarder Chased By a Bear
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Kara Del Toro Huge Tits
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Hot Sluts Posing with BBQ
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Sophie Simmons Braless and Busty
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Erykah Badu Thinks Men are Designed to be Attracted to Tweens in Short Skirts and Urges Schools to Not Put Girls in Short Skirts…a statement the Feminists Rubbing Their Periods on their Faces in the Grocery store to show you How Important it is to not sexualize a woman or her right to spread her pussy in public while breast feeding or showing her nipples for breast feeding…don’t like
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Reese Witherspoon’s Massive Cameltoe
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Dove Cameron is Engaged – No One Knows Who Dove Cameron Is….
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Emily Ratajkowski Playing with the Kardashians…
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Julia Roberts is a MONSTER and THESE are her LEGS
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Half Naked Woman Begging Tourist for Sex
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The Northern Most Town on Earth
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Diane Kruger’s Armpit Fat
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Dog Takes an Old Man on a Walk
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Dude Hangs Girlfriend’s Dog Over Balcony – What the Fuck
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Busker Shreds on a Classical Guitar in Chile
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Tinder Girls Who Go Stragith to the Point
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Diane Kruger’s Armpit!
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iphone 6s Dropped 100 feet in a custom Lego Case
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Laura Vandervoort in Some Magazine
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Risky MMA Attack Backfires
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Maria Brothers World Record
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Chris Rock’s Hot Young Pussy
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Katherine McPhee – Boring
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Alligator is Hungry for an Alligator
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Some Whore of the Day
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Teacher Confronted for Watching Porn
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Nina Agdal at a Baseball Game in White Tight Pants
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Olivia Wilde in a REvealing Dress
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AMC Allowed Messages but then Banned Text Messages
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How a Modern TV Show is Made…
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Russian Jet Flies by the Navy…
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Toying the Snatch
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Greek Slut being Slutty
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Hot Chick Puts Underwear on her Head
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Naked Teacher and her Big Tits
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Janelle Fingering Herself
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Crazy Ass Twerking!
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Cute Girl in her Car…
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Amazing Pee Video of the DAy
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2016

15

Apr

J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical cunts having a hard time aging, despite having had so much fucking success and piles of money, the motivation to keep going isn’t about money, the fame is probably not even about money, it’s all ego…

So whether she’s in movies, TV, releasing albums, putting so much garbage out..performing, wearing skimpy tacky clothes, acting like she’s all hot…and not rocking out in W magazine like it was a porn mag, old lady fetish mag…it’s all so fucking obnoxious…but it happened and we’d all fuck her and K-Fed her if she wasn’t menopausal if we could, I’d just want to kill her off after the baby was born…you know to do the world a favor..otherwise she’ll keep bringing it…these hispanics never give up but they put out….in panties….

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2016

15

Apr

This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy

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The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful…

It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow…

It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback ….

It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable…

Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do…

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2016

15

Apr

Adriana Lima Modeling Bikinis for a Brand of the Day

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People are still firm believers that Adriana Lima is the hottest model of all time and I would probably agree with them, it’s the eyes…but this girl has not aged well.

Sure in high produced photoshopped pics, she’s great, but in any paparazzi pics, or Victoria’s Secret runway pics, she looks tired, old and fat….just baby weight she couldn’t get rid of…

You know boxy, menopausal even, sloppy….

But in high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand…she’s great…

These are high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand.

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2016

15

Apr

Bella Thorne Still on Snapchat of the Day

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In case you were worried, since Bella Thorne hasn’t been on the site in the last few days, Bella Thorne still exists, she is not dead, in fact, she’s probably on her way to Coachella like every other LA based hooker…

She’s still working social media in a friendly yet slutty way, she’s still doing fitness porn, or jokingly posting pics of her ass, so that it seems like she’s making fun of people who post pics of their asses, while posting pics of her ass…

And I’m still convinced she’s a 40 year old mom, not an 18 year old slut, with good BOTOX who works out a lot trolling us with her body, because it’s so easy to do…and has always been her dream to be a starlet…and its’ working – this BITCH is peaking…and I’m into it…

I know – Not Slutty enough..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for a Fast Fashion Mall Brand of the Day

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There’s nothing like a woman like Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie designed by H&M’s bridal collection, you know for the frugal fast fashion shopping bride to be, looking for some on trend product but not willing to pay more than 30 dollars a piece for it….you know that high end lingerie people pay 100s even 1000s of dollars for…since it’s for their fucking wedding night, the one traditional fuck that is supposed to matter in an entire relationship, even if it statistically ends with both bride and groom past out, exhausted and depressed about how uneventful a wedding is, or how much less they actual love each other knowing that they’ve peaked and there’s no where by complacency and routine ahead of them…so why invest into it, despite having spent 100,000 dollars on your fucking wedding, just go to H&M, you’re gonna get a divorce anyway…

Oh right, there is something like a woman like Edita in cheap white, not so forgiving if you have you period or a leaky cunt….and that’s all her NUDE pics she’s done over the years…those are way better than this shit..

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