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2016

Apr

Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

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I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this…

Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO…

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2016

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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Big titty, pregnant, Leonardo DiCaprio fucking when she was at her peak as an A-List Victoria’s Secret model imported from Israel, before going back to live the good life as an ex celebrity fucking model, Bar Refaeli is married and pregnant…and in being pregnant and married in the tropical and safe for the Jews Tel Aviv, she’s in a bathing suit…with her big Jewish tits, that are even bigger now that she’s hormonal…

I’m glad she’s self conscious enough to cover up that fucking baby belly, no one wants to see that…except people who you shouldn’t be showing because they just want to see it for impure sexual fetish reasons…

Nothing worst than pregnant girls overly proud of being pregnant wearing skimpy bikinis…because from far, when covered up, we can focus on the what matters, the milk filled tits….

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2016

Apr

Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day

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Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled…

She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos…

But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot…

She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing.

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2016

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I am not into Hailee Steinfeld.

She’s 19 and being 19 means she’s hot enough to jerk off to – based on her youth alone – but I just can’t get on board with her hustle…

I’ve seen her in movies and she was uneventful, and I probably wouldn’t even cast her in my sex tape, if I had her 5 million dollar per movie rate.

She’s best known for being in True Grit, so we can assume her fans liked her when she was 9.

I don’t find her being a popstar interesting in a world where everyone can sing and dance like a retard…shitty music is everywhere….and it’s too easy to pull off. Especially when you’re an LA based, connected, twat people see as a potential vessel to market and sell product and tickets with….

I don’t find these pics of her anything remarkable….or even interesting yet I am putting them up…because I feel compelled to support all girls with Jewish Dads and Filipino moms, because fucking the Nanny or Housekeeper and knocking her up, is LOLZ to me.

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2016

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage with her Parents of the Day

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If this family portrait of a broken family, with a pile of serious fame whoring, trashy rich person issues, from drug addiction to everything else Christians would find the devils work…

Maybe you’d rather see everyone’s favorite father and angry weirdo Mike Lohan in some weird spa treatment…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Apr 13, 2016 at 6:34pm PDT

But seeing Lohan, not just because of her great tits, back with her drug dealers, creators, pimps…at a concert for publicity, seeing as the whore mom wants any attention she can get from her golden child…warms my heart…it brings me hope…that Lohan is recovered, has forgiven the family for robbing her of a life, and is ready to come back from where she’s been hiding, only to self destruct again, because it’s fun to watch…it feels like home….this is so right…

She’s hot…even if she’s ageing terribly like a porn star..she’s a goddess to me.

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2016

Apr

Bella Hadid by David Roemer for EXIT Magazine of the Day

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Every time I see Bella Hadid, I think to myself, what a great job her plastic surgeon did, but more importantly her how great of a return on investment she got for her lip injections, nose job, tits, fillers and botox to rebuild her and starvation…coupled with a more famous, better looking sister she can leverage and be the “racier”…”darker” and not just in what she has sex with (The Weeknd’s big ghetto dick vs Gigi’s One Direction)….

I don’t think she’ that compelling, interesting…I think any rich kid with self loving parents could recreate what she’s done, just as long as they have a better looking sister…

It’s so easy to manipulate the media and the media will work with anyone with some buzz or social media following because everyone is fucking lazy and take what they are fed…why hunt and gather when there’s a Mcdonald’s down the street…and Bella Hadid her tits, her thirst for a career, not for money because she has lots of that, but EGO…isn’t quite McDonalds of modeling, Kendall Jenner is, but she’s the garbage left out back of the McDonalds that the hungry Homeless people, in this case magazines and brands ravage for some shitty tasting barely nutritious food to hold them off for a few hours because it’s free and available…

If you know what I mean, which you don’t cuz you just see tits…

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2016

Apr

Debby Ryan DUI of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this….

But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public…

What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them.

Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up….

She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY…

She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around…

“Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.”

She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER…

She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER…

When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt…

Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore.

Posted in:Debby Ryan|SFW

2016

Apr

Men Eat Grapes of Co-Worker Tits in Asia and Other Videos of the Day

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Good Morning Guatemala

Woman Fights Back During Robbery – LOSES

Chinese License Plate Change Technology

Kayaker – Meets Shark

Stupid on the Highway

Happy Woman’s Day

Breast Feeding Video of the Day

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to make girls feel special….tell them that you had a dream about them….

If you want to make girls feel creeped out…follow up that statement with a picture of your load on a barbie doll that looks like them…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Bikinis on Sluts
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Titty Lamp Shadow
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Lebron James Messages Meaty Ass Instagram Girl – For His Retirement
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Coco Twerks with Baby
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Hey Nerds Make a Light Sabre
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Some Random Porn Looking Slut in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Crushing a Rubber Duck with a Hydraulic Press
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Spray Cheese
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Monkey Drop Kicks a Dude
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Kiss Cam Takes an Surprise Turn…
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Honest Original Jungle Book Trailer
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Weird Clothed Leggings Dildo Video
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Bono Makes Amy Schumer Joke
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Veronika is Great
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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OOPS – FORGOT TO PUBLISH THESE….

I am going to be at coachella on tinder from my couch in Canada. Thanks to tinder plus for the hook up. If you see me while at the exclusive parties – Swipe right. We will sext.

I accidentally saw my neighbor watching ELLEN and realized that for some people dancing in the crowd as Ellen does her awkward trademark dance, that’s where they peak.

The real depressing thing is that is that it is more accomplished than me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Hot Girls with Gym Shorts
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Ass Flash…
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Megan Fox Going Through with Divorce Despite Pregnancy
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Miley Cyrus Topless Photo Leaked by Her Assistant….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Smoke Crack before Spray Cheese…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ankles…
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Monkey Drop Kicks..
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Building a Light Saber….
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Olivia Culpo Cleavage
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Bald Tilda Swinton…
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Bus VS Road Ragers Car
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Frenchman Prankster Makes Fun of Prank Videos – Kissing Girls..
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Iggy Azalea Panty Flash…
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits in a Tight Sheer Top
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COCO Twerking with her Baby
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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage…
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World’s Largest K’Nex Ball Machine
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British SLut Tits
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Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Flying on a Flyboard
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Girls with Dimples
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Zoe Kravitz See Through…
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Peter Pan
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Jason in Leggings.
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Miley Cyrus and her Nipples
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History of Adult Swim….
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Em Rat Cow Takes her Tits Out Shopping
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Kristen Stewart – LESBIAN
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Margot Robbie Big Girl in Pantyhose
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So Much Ass
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Naked Girl in the Bath
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Some Chick Named Kandi and Her Big Tits
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Sara Underwood Hustle…..Ass on Instagram…
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Porn Acting School
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Bull Rider Slut
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Wasted Guy at Festival
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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College GIrl…Bad…College Girl…
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THis Second’s THoughts Video is HILARIOUS
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Belly Dance Strip
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Strip Twister with Four Girls
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Danielle and her Big Tits
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