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2016

Apr

Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day

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I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy….

You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS…

Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records…

So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair…

She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders…

All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me..

Either way, good photoshop job GQ.

Here is the video

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2016

Apr

Isabeli Fontana’s See Through of the Day

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If you look at this picture from the right angle – maybe with your screen brightness jacked up – you can see her tits…

You may not remember, know or care about Isabeli Fontana, but I remember her being one of the first Brazilian models before the whole Brazilian model shit went crazy, who worked for Victoria’s Secret, half naked at 15 o 16 years old…because to people like me, taking pictures of half named 16 year olds is illegal and will get you arrested and raped in prison – but if you’re a billion dollar corporate Mall brand..it’s celebrated….those young fit bodies…so perfect in made in China sweatshop wares.

She’s been naked for fashion before, she’s 32 and an old timer, she’s seen some shit, from a bunch of rich dudes, to having a bunch of kids, but she’s still got it going on….and that’s really a rare gem….

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2016

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a big…in fame and physical size… actress who turned popstar who sings about masturbating, because all these self involved freaks love themselves so much they think they can do anything, all thanks to their parents over inflating their egos with affirmations….conditioning them to be child stars that they masturbate watching themselves in the mirror…it’s the hottest shit to them…

While the hottest shit to you was Hailee Steinfeld because she was underage for the bulk of her career and America sexualizes underage girls by telling you you can’t fuck them…something you freaks can’t handle…so when you see her in bikinis and fame whoring you are forced to jerk off to her…GOOD FOR BUSINESS…you’re sad and lonely…and that makes some people rich and famous! Life as a loser…

I don’t know who told her to wear these tacky trailer park mom in the 90s who was a hooker at night, but it was a comicbook convention and you know the audience of that would die seeing this…GOOD FOR BUSINESS….nerds ruin everything…unless these pants are a good thing…I can’t tell because I don’t see LABIA…

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2016

Apr

Gisele Photoshopped for Some Brand of the Day

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Gisele is in some hosiery for some campaign – where they lit her and photoshopped her aggressively enough to make her look like she’s not in her mid 30s, washed up, FOOTBALL wife who has rumored to be a tranny and not an actual mom because Tranny’s don’t have UTERUS they have prosthetic pregnancy movie magic because she has a brand and a contract to Victoria’s Secret to protect…or did have that…before moving onto better things like gold digging…even though she’s rich as fuck…

I guess what I am saying is that tranny from Brazil, who are hotter than regular girls in Brazil, because they are taller and leaner are actually good hires for Lingerie companies, as long as the girl doesn’t get an erection due to the sexy feel of the thong…because Tranny don’t get period and like strippers, periods fuck up modeling THUS tranny can work any day of the week they are needed…

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2016

Apr

Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams…

She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks.

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2016

Apr

Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current…

That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly…

So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media…

Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO…

This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

Apr

Bella Hadid for Glamour Germany of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the Bootleg Hadid sister, with bootleg plastic surgery tits, in bootleg Glamour magazine for Bootleg Germany, because she’s Bootleg…at least in the grand scheme of things…but to a whole other group of rich kids, she and her sister are EVERYTHING…they are everything they would want to spend their dad’s money on…photoshoots with big photographers, attending all the big events, hanging with the big agencies who used to pimp your gold digging mother…you know idols to a generation of vapid and useless cunts…

I am not mad at the Hadids or their existence. It’s not like they tried to suicide bomb my local grocery store when I was hitting on single sad women buying 3 bananas…

I just think taking opportunity, all the opportunity in the world because you have a rich as fuck dad, and turning it into high school drop out who gets half naked in fashion magazines that only cast you because they like the instagram clicks they get on your page your team created for you in trying to make you the half arab Kardashians…is a fucking waste…

So when I look at an average looking, but skinny, girl like Bella Hadid celebrated for basically being the useless sister of a useless rich girl who is trendy….getting jobs for that reason alone…not all that hot…I just hope the world turns on them, leading to desperation, drug addiction, sex tapes, suicides, etc…because at least there will be more substance to what these girls do.

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2016

Apr

Drunk Woman Strips in Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman with No Underwear on In Intersection

Girl with Headphones On – Doesn’t Look Both Ways Behind Crossing the Tracks

Guy Accused of Touching a Girl on the Bus….Unleashes Pepper Spray

Shooting Range Fail…

Woman Hit with a Skateboard on Public Transit

Just a Man Catching Himself on Fire

Fucking with Mormons

Couple not Phased by Arm Robbery in a Bar

Dude in White Shirt Stabs a Guy who Was Mad He Peed on His Lawn

Little Kid Defending His Family from Inspectors…

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2016

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow for SELF Magazine of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect for SELF magazine, because this bitch is always talking about her self, she’s so fucking into herself, she’s even started a “lifestyle blog” about herself, because when you’re rich and spoiled, raised rich and connected in Hollywood….where everyone is all about themselves, it is pretty hard to not be about your self….

All these SELF and Shape magazines do the cheesiest, photoshopped, garbage shoots, so we can assume old, yet well fed and rested mom, because how could someone so into themselves not take care of themselves into their 40s, the cock and coke was more of a teens and 20s thing…

I am not into Gwyneth Paltrow, I never liked her in any of her movies, except Royal Tennenbaums, which I guess is when she peaked…but these pictures from a magazine you know she talked about herself, where there are probably some ridiculous quotes that I refuse to read is up there with being pure FICTION…..

As you all know, she’s the worst, but I’ll still post the sports bra…

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Trying to coordinate a CUM taste test with girls you meet in bars or off tinder is always a fail….that’s why you have to just bring a syringe filled with it to squirt into their drinks…it’s the new kind of roofies date rape…it’s the kind that she doesn’t get fucked up by, she doesn’t even know it happens, only you know…and in this social media of too much sharing, over sharing, living life for others approval…for that instagram pic…while some things, like this, you gotta keep to yourself…

I guess what I am saying is that everyone shares everything on the internet…and the only thing they don’t share is the things they are ashamed of, like their sexual predator, fetish, weirdness.

I know when everyone on my facebook has diarrhea, herpes, throws up…but I never know when they jerk off wearing their mom’s panties…

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