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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am trying to convince a girl to get butt plugs for ANAL training, but her main concern is the shit…because shit is gross

So in my anal training course, I suggest she stop eating for 48 hours before anal….or she can stop 24 hours before and have a series of enemas, because poo is gross…but she finds that too much work…and would rather wait until she’s constipated so that anal won’t get shit on a dick…but since I hate shit, I think that strategy is a game of chance, because as likely as it is for the shit to be compacted by the dick, it could be unleashed by the dick…leaving shit everywhere…ruining sheets…and dignity…and making a shit hater like me throw up…

Maybe the answer is to find a dude into shit…because when it comes to anal, you’re playing with fire, even if I’ve never had shit on my dick in all the years of anal that I’ve had…

Maybe the real answer is with the homos of the world…

This is how I spend my days…

Big Tits…Breathing..Huh?
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Victoria’s Secret Models at an Event
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Dude ALmost Taken Out by a Plane
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Charlize THeron – Bug Dress
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Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Is Lohan Enganged?
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Skateboarding an Empty Waterpark
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Blake Lively on Set
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Jenna Dewan Huge Tits
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Most Racist Moment on a Gameshow
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Lizzy Cundy See Through
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Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra at the Airport
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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes to Fuck
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Accidentally Catching a Gator Instead of a Fish
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You’ll Want to Fuck Camilla Luddington
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Kanye West’s Talking Shit on Taylor Swift..
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Ambrosio in TIght Pants
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Dora the Explorer Voice at an Event…
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Roxy Horner is Hot as Fuck
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Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive Thru
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Cat Breaks Lamp – Gets Electrocuted
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Barbara Palvin Models Lingerie
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Charlize Theron in WSJ
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Abigail Rathchford Milkshake Photoshoot
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Eliza Cummings Tits in Marie Claire Italy
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Tower Demolition Fail
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Inside Etch a Sketch
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Tests His Own Bullet Proof Vest While Wearing It..
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Some Model Named Belinda in Lingerie
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Nic Cage / Vince Neil the best
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Game of Thrones Second Trailer
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Dude Staring at a Bikini Model Touching her Toes
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Ciara’s Upper Thigh is Great
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Skanks Dine and Dash
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Sarah Underwood Sharing a Donut
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Star Wars Kid is Having Hard Times…
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90210 David is Megan Fox’s Baby Daddy
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xHAMSTER Blocks North Carolina
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Chloe Moretz Cameltoe
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Idiot Causes Crash…
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Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend / Fiance
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Adriana Lima Oiled Up
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David GEST has Died
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Woman Sets Gas Station on Fire When Dude Won’t Give her a Cigarette
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2016

Apr

Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day

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How about a little bikini contest…

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice..

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Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this…..

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HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM:

AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR…

Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins…

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2016

Apr

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian for Chanel Erotica of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is boring….she can channel her inner Parisian hooker from the 20s all she wants…showing some hosiery with her shirt undone…like she’s just been paid to do some striptease…while she’s actually just been paid by a brand, probably 4-5 million dollars…to be their spokesperson thanks to having a strong team pushing her “celebrity”…aggressively to the ad agency, when the truth is she influences zero people on fashion, trends or anything, except maybe the freakish lesbian she’s dating…but that’s probably just because the Lesbian can’t K-Fed her with an accidental knock up – or Megan Fox her with an accidental knock up to establish a future together…their lesbian baby requires science labs and shit….

BONUS – SEE LESBIAN GENDER BENDER KRISTEN STEWART WITH A DICK IN HER JEANS

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2016

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day

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I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood…

I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was…

So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends…

But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS

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2016

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade…

I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal….

But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan…

She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day…

Here are some videos:

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2016

Apr

Elvis’ Granddaughter Riley Keough’s Got Cum on her Belly for TV of the Day

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I guess they made a TV show out of “The Girlfriend Experience”, where Elvis’ granddaughter, who looks a bit too much like Elvis, if you know what I mean, is the star or one of the hookers who offers the girlfriend experience, which coincidentally is what ever instagram model offers, but she doesn’t really consider herself a hooker or escort, despite using her vagina to get herself things like a life of luxury, but we know the truth…and 500,000 or 1,000,000 followers on some bullshit social media platform that they got posing half naked is not a reason for that life of luxury, it’s just good marketing to rich guys who like things that seem of value…so no matter how they spin it…they are hookers..

Riley Keough is not a hooker, she just plays one in the pictures, seeing as she’s Elvis’ granddaughter, there’s probably a pile of fucking money to go around…..I guess part of being the girlfriend experience hooker is taking loads on her stomach…on TV….let me repeat…LOADS ON HER STOMACH…on TV….

This is almost revolutionary to someone like me, who couldn’t get into film school because all I wanted to film was real sex in an era before real sex was trendy…fast forward 30 years…and LOADS ON STOMACH’s on TV…far more exciting than when I Love Lucy’s interracial couple in separate beds broke TV…

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2016

Apr

Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day

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My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals…

I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass…

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2016

Apr

Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day

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Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand….

Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything….

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2016

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle…

I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit..

The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow.

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2016

Apr

Josie Canseco’s Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Cansec. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the woman he married and knocked up was either a hooters girl or cheerleader…or cocktail waitress…or whoever was fucking a pro baseball player, who in the 90s was a huge fucking star, so much of a star that she made sure to get knocked up to ensure the life of luxury….THANKS VAGINA…

You know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body…

Well, since she’s a hot, thin, rich kid, she’s done what is important, as a hot, think rich kid, and that’s became a model or instagram model who can leverage her name for jobs….and I encourage this behavior..since unlike the other rich kids making it as instagram models…this one is actually really fucking hot…

And luckily, as an Instagram model..she’s gone topless….it’s what they need to do to matter…when they have a trust fund coming their way, why not do something fun that gives the attention they crave thanks to being little princesses with daddy issues…and that’s one of the best thing ever.

Sure, these rich people are tedious, obvious, repetitive, but they are everywhere, it’s like everyone of these people has rich parents, and everyone with rich parents craves fame or attention because I guess they have good genes and can spend time and money maintaining hot…

She’s doing such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction and a lot of daddy’s money to make real fucking magic…

I love what’s to come…

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