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2016

12

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Kardashian of the Day

Big girl Jessica Simpson….and her massive tits is dressed like every thick girl video vixen with fat tits and a fat ass with a skinny waist trained stomach…this is straight out of the clubs of Miami….or a Kardashian sex tape…perfectly hood up on some Grimace crazy outfit shit.

This is her million dollar weight watchers body, reminding you that even when you’re fat there is still hope, especially with these Texas BBQ fed tits…crop topped

I am into hot mid 30s, but that’s just because she’s Jessica Simpson and has these tits…

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2016

12

Apr

Game of Thrones Premiere Erotica of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I’ve always been creeped out by the Sci/fi fantasy crowd and even as a kid, maybe due to Autism, or maybe due to having a brain, I couldn’t connect with anything that involved Wizards and Dragons and Trolls and whatever else goes on in this show I’ve never seen and never want to see…but that EVERYONE is obsessed with…due to what I can only assume is brain washing…

I just can’t rationally get into a story that is so far fetched, no matter how much they spend per episode, especailly when the cast isn’t even hot…

The only thing I can fuck with that is Sci/Fi Fantasy are those weirdos in every park in America LARPING, but I can only fuck with them because I watch judgingly trying to understand how these people came together, when they should be in their mom’s basement masturbating to Fairies…and remember – OH RIGHT…the internet…that’s what it was invented for before the normals took over….

Emilia Clarke….

Nathalie Emmanuel…

Kristen Bell and Husband…

Maisie Williams….

Sophie Turner….

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2016

12

Apr

Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day

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I have snapchat. I’ve had snapchat since snapchat started. Mainly because finding a solution to a very common sexting problem of “I swear I’ll delete your pussy pic or masturbation video after you send it, just trust me stranger from the internet”….was necessary in my sex life….

In having a snapchat, I get girls to takeover every once in a while, when they are around and willing to do something magical….and last night we had ANA BRAGA….

YES, the ANA BRAGA…

Now I know the general public has no idea who Ana Braga is, but I do, and that’s what matters…her and her friend Phoebe Price make up this really interesting pre-social media personalities who would get in bikinis, or stage publicity stunts and have the paparazzi take pics of them in bikinis and the tabloids feature them…and for an old timer like me, this is a memory or glimpse of the glory days..even though these girls are going no where, they are still doing what they do…and it’s amazing….

So screenshot, or take a pic of my snap code and get it….for more good things to come…hopefully more of ANA BRAGA because I like her better than those new school instagram fame whores…this one is more LEGENDARY….an Icon…who will never go unnoticed!

HERE SHE IS NAKED PROMOTING THE ONE AND ONLY PHOEBE PRICE’S HATS…

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2016

12

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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There is something magical about Josephine Skriver, and that magical thing is that she was genetically modified in a lab as an embryo by a gay biologist, before being bred into a what one could argue is the hottest models around…thanks to science…Weird Science…funded by Victoria’s Secret to save on the million dollar a year salaries they have…

That’s not to say she won’t die young from some horrible cancers from the procedure of being test tube, it’s just to say she’s not dead now…and while not being dead…she’s half naked and WOWing the crowd in her Panties for the evil made in china mall brand…that has redirected their styling to be “Instagram Filter” vibe..becaue Victoria’s Secret has taken on instagram….or maybe because the world is conditioned to be into instagram…either way…boring…but still hot assed cyborg robot non humans in underwear…

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2016

12

Apr

Upskirt Filming Pervert and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Fight Video of the Day

Thugs Tied Up and Forced to Run Down Street Naked

Old Dude and His Best Friend Dog

Dude Pours Boiling Water on Co-Worker

Brother Convinces Sister of Zombie Apocalypse

Road Rage in China Karma

Cat Gets Stuck in a Lamp…during a Girl’s Hair Tutorial Video…

Man and in a Bra…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I offended a girl the other day, I don’t remember what I said, but I remember her response being “I’ll piss on your face”….

Yes, that’s the kind of girls I hang out with, real fucking ladies, and the funny thing in that is that the girl was actually hot, white trash comes in all shapes.

The problem with her approach of threatening to “piss on your face”…was that I totally wanted her to piss on my face…so I spent the next hour trying to convince her to piss on her face….

Needless to say…she didn’t piss on my face and that this story has no point, no climax, no resolution…other than a reminder that women will always disappoint me…with false promises…like they were my neglectful mom.

So girls, if you are trashy enough to threaten to piss on a guys face in anger, go through with it…even if you know that punishment is more sexual fetish feeding….

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Hot Busty Girls Pulling on Her Clothes Slutty
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Bikini Model Touches Toes While Old Man Watches
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Kate Middelton’s Nasty Feet
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Man Throws Alligator into Wendy’s Drive Thru Window
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Ashley Graham – Fat Chick in Lingerie
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Space X Launch
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Posh Spice in Vogue China
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I am Still Watching – The Vince Neil Nic Cage Drunken Vegas Fight
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Belarus Yodeler…Weirdest Performance Ever….
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Woman Pulls Out a Gun to Defend her Husband
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a Sports Bra
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People are Loving the New Suicide Squad Trailer
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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again – With Third Child – Despite Divorce
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2016

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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When trying to convince a girl to have anal sex….do not do it by telling her you want to measure your dick in her poop hole…

When trying to convince a girl to insert household objects in her vagina…and she’s open to the idea…do not start off suggestions with “butcher knife”…

When a girl buys you a drink in a bar…do not accuse her of trying to date rape you in efforts to spin you’re trying to date rape her….because she won’t buy you another drink…and free drinks are everything

Those are some words of wisdom of the day…I don’t remember anything that happened this weekend – but can assume it’s better than these words of wisdom.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lots of Big Fucking Tits
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Mother Shoots Her Kid’s Phone…
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THe Queen Almost Flashes her Vagina
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Teacher Lost Her Job for Spring Break Activities
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece
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Daisy Ridley is Very Tall
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Kerry Washington Likes Photoshop
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Alexander Skarsgard White Panties…
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Shanina Shaik Cleavage and her boyfriend
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Kendall Jenner Adjusting her Leggings…
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Pool Manager Gets Swarmed By Muslims
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Jessica Biel’s Big Tits
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Cara Delevigne Looks Terrifying
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Jennelle Evans Titties in a Dress
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Lindsay Lohan Big Boobs…
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Manny Pacquiao Boxing…
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MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…
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Tom Cruise Completes Final Phase
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Imogen Thomas in a Purple Bikini
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Tara Reid at Nice Guy….
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Britney Snow Cleavage…
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Ashley Greene Cleavage
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Woman Sets Gas Station on Fire
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Burger King Gets All the Windows Smashed Out
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I like thigh gaps – I saw at least three today
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Female MMA Fighter’s Cauliflower Ear Explodes….
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Lizzie Cundy See Through Outfit
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More Lizzie Cundy See Through…
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Iggy Azalea Tight Shorts…
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Funeral Parlor Thief – CRAZY
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Caitlyn Jenner Tits…
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Khloe Kardashian is Over Saving Lamar
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Arsonist Gets 20 Years for this Video…
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Aria Giovanni Tits for Old Times..
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Crazy Springbreak Girl
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Crazy Bitch on Spring Break…
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Vibrating Ring Mistaken for a Bomb…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Tessa Big Tits
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Cuckold Fail of the Day
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Mechanical Bull Riding…
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Teen Masturbating…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

11

Apr

Irina Shayk Tits with Brad Cooper of the Day

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Nothing like a romantic photo of a beautiful loving A list couple, living the life of celebrity and luxury, on the beach….where the only thing that really matters is in frame…no, not the cuddle…the tits…Russian tits…tits that have got themselves out out of communism, onto red carpets, into the mainstream…tits that are hot, but in her defense, all of her is hot, Brad Cooper, the womanizer was probably too self conscious with his face in the pic….because Hollywood dudes are pussy, feminine, bitches…who practice their lines in the mirror…crying…like a bunch of teen girls..

He was probably like “baby, I didn’t get my Botox, I don’t want to lose my next gig because of this – just post your tits”…to which I say…KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK…these tits…are everything..

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2016

11

Apr

MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

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MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…at least I didn’t care.

I wasn’t invited, I don’t like award shows, I don’t watch award shows, I don’t even have cable in an era where cable barely exists. It just isn’t interesting.

I know these awards are all “advertorial”…you know sponsored content from the film companies, and the actors who attend are nominated, even though the awards themselves are meaningless.

In the mid 90s, I can understand why MTV and their bullshit awards was a thing, but they’ve lost hard to YOUTUBE and now the only thing they can be proud of is TEEN MOM and JERSEY SHORE….

This is just one big commercial, but then again, I guess everything is designed to sell product, get snapchat followers, and all that other bullshit that is media…

I wasn’t going to do a post on this, but figured it was a disservice to you, my one reader…because you live for these sluts, dressed up, ready to attend events you aren’t invited to…but I hate it….all of it…unless there’s vag or tits…it’s garbage…

Cara Delevingne….

Charlize Theron….

Daisy Ridley

Farrah Abraham…Porn TiTs

Ariana Grande – Dressed Up…

Halsey

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Fat Jessica Chastain Tits…

Kat Graham Ass…

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Brittany Snow Cleavage

Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Leg…

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2016

11

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits…

She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models…

Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me…

Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt.

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