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2016

08

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in a Magazine of the Day

Scarlett Johansson has always bored me. I understood her face, I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I’ve seen a bunch of movies she’s played herself in, with her raspy voice, and I just never cared about her pudgy, big tits, when there are so many amazing tits that are in my day to day, and the need to fixate on some actress tits I can’t actually pay to suck because I am not a billionare, is just dull…

The highlight of her public life was when her nude selfies leaked, just reminding us all that she’s a slut, which we knew due to her career choices…and now as a mom, washed up, old, dumpy girl in a superficial world where there are YOUNG girls around…we don’t need her, but I guess COSMO owes her PR team a favor or it’s part of an ad deal promoting a movie…but either way, she peaked 5 years ago…this shit’s dull…and I’ll post it anyway..

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2016

08

Apr

Sarah DeAnna in Lingerie of the Day

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So many models, impossible to keep up…her name is…Sarah DeAnna…I like her..even though she’s obnoxious and wrote a book called “Supermodel YOU”

Supermodel YOU sounds about as pretentious, or obnoxious, as it can possibly be…

From her site:

Definition of Supermodel YOU

Su·per – adjective \?sü-p?r\: Superior. Best. Superb. Outstanding. Exceptional.

Mod·el – noun \?mä-d?l\: A three-dimensional representation of a person or thing, to show the construction or appearance of something. Prototype. Design. Representation.

YOU: YOU!

Description: Aligning with a “super” model version of you to channel your higher self.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be a supermodel? To feel confident, beautiful, and empowered?

That’s what Supermodel YOU is all about. International model Sarah DeAnna teaches you the shockingly healthy habits that models use to maximize their amazing bodies, iconic faces, and confident attitudes. You’ll learn the Five Keys to channeling your inner supermodel as you discover how models really eat, dress, exercise, sleep, de-stress, travel, and stay gorgeous no matter what. As you adopt a supermodel mind-set, life will get easier, more glamorous, sexier, and a lot more fun.

Leave it up to a low level model to try to push her “super model” nonsense onto other people, even though she’s not even a supermodel, but if you write like you are one, or pretend that you are one, it’s only natural that maybe the world will follow..and why wouldn’t they, this book was sold in EQUINOX gyms…

But the good news is, along with a silly superficial book about how models stay skinny, so anti everything people pretend to be into today, which is awesome…while everyone is actually trying to be an instagram model…

The better news is that she models in her underwear and looks good..

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2016

08

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

08

Apr

Suzi Leenaars for King King No 1 of the Day

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Suzi Leenaars is a model. There are so many models out there it’s impossible to keep up…they aren’t that interesting, they aren’t all that hot, they aren’t all that tall, a lot of them are even fat, but I can guarantee they are fucking annoying, entitled, think they are important cunts….

But the good news is that if you’re the right guy / artist, you can shove pickles down her throat….you know for ART and FASHION….right?

I’m not against it…obviously this is what my life work has been about…

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2016

08

Apr

Ariel Winter Big Girl Bikini Porn of the Day

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Ariel Winter may be chubby, but she’s also 18, and 18 year olds are always good, especially when they are in bikinis…they can be as fat as they can be…old fucks will still smell their youth radiating off them…..

You know whether they are on TV or you’ve been jerking off to them as they went through puberty or not…they are still 18 and in a bikini…and anyone can look at that fat ass and think…it’s not too fat yet…it’s still 18….even if those titties are even after being cut the fuck off…

She’s an it girl, I still don’t know who the fuck she really is, you know who she is at her core – but she exists in a bikini, cheesy selfies, since even when you’re on TV these girls want instagram fame…it’s the world we live in.

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2016

08

Apr

Barbara Failho in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I like that Barbara Fialho’s name rhymes with feel a ho, when really you’re paying the ho to feel you…I guess it’s just that intimacy only rich guys can afford, the whole girlfriend experience all models who date / marry and try to lock down rich guys, which is actually their life work…while the whole modeling is like a few days a month that is really just “marketing” support to the fucking of rich guys…

Not fascinating, but I like that this one’s last name has officially labeled and identified her…in this world that likes being fed everything and not thinking for themselves..

All this to say, put a model naked in a puddle, and it’s Fashion for VOGUE, what a joke…

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2016

08

Apr

Old Heidi Klum in Fetish Pics of the Day

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Heidi Klum did a shoot for HUNGER magazine where she looked her age. All hard faced and GERMAN like she is…and I actually prefer when these vapid, superficial girls have a little authenticity to them, I just wish it was in the form of a GERMAN SCAT MOVIE with SEAL and his ARM sized dick filling her, rather than in some fashion shoot trying to be all dramatic, while really just being cheesy as fuck…it’s like when they put in the money to stage this and get this location didn’t they once stop and say “what are we doing, why are we doing this, what’s the point of all this, when you can just take a fucking selfie”…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2016

08

Apr

Model Kandy Showing her Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Her name is Kandy, which is probably a stripper you once paid extra money to get a happy ending from in some small town at least once in your life…because Kandy is the most generic of stripper names…it is up there with Jenna, or Crystal, or Brooklyn, or Tiffany, or AMber, or whatever….only this stripper is not the traditional pole dancing stripper…she’s the kind that does it in fake magazines…pulling out her tits that aren’t all that impressive not because they are small, but because they are boring, all this shit is all the same, interchangeable, repetitive, just this whole hipster fashion weirdness, that I am just glad is tall and skinny like models are supposed to be…and they’re still tits..