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2016

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

People are so uptight and I love making them feel uncomfortable…to asking a girl working a coffee shop what her favorite ethnicity of coffee is, to which she said “ethiopian”…but realized she may be misunderstood and she may be seen as a racist and she froze, freaked out and got awkward…so I told her I was transgendered to secure the deal, and she shut the fuck down…people are so boring because they are scared to publicly acknowledge race, gender, or being offensive…and/or fun…

Here are some more LINKS…..

SLUTS in Car Selfies!
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Kardashians Getting Sued for 180 Million – HOPE THEY LOSE
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Amy Adams in Bikini Bottoms
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A Couple Sluts…from Germany Being Sluts
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Daisy Ridley
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Jessica Alba Busting Out
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still a Whore
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Adrienne Bailon in a Bikini
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Topless Motocross Racer
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Margot Robbie wants the Oscar Playing Tonia Harding
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Evolution of Batman
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Karrueche Tran Tits in Tube Top
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Drunk Driver Interview
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Miranda Kerr Hard Nipples
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Orlando Bloom is Katy Perry’s Official Boyfriend
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Kristin Cavallari – Huge Mom Tits
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Cocktail Chemistry
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Lindsay Ellingson – Potato Photoshoot….
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Catherine McNeil – Slutty Lesbian
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Crushing a Hockey Puck with a Hydraulic Press
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Toochi Kash in Lingerie
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Prgrammable Magnets
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LeAnn Rimes in Shorts Cuz She’s a Homewrecking Whore…
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Terry is a Daddy
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Lucy Hale in Shorts..
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Sluts in Bikinis…
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Support Long Distance Sexting!!
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Stripper Drinks Beer with her Vagina..
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Naked Breakfast
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Playing Snooker with a HOOKER
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Girl in a Shredded Dress
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Mar

Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day

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Here’s some Kristin Cavallari posting a breast milking picture on the internet because she’s a mom, with tit milk, who breast feeds, and that needs to be celebrated in this oppressive social media world we live in, because social media thinks breast feeding is porn, and I guess it kind of is because you get to see nipple when it happens, but the whole baby latching kinda takes away from the boner…because of the whole baby and anyone who is breast feeding erotica loving…is straight up weird…like me.

Fascinating…for someone from the Hills, this is all she’s got going for her…

In more interesting – totally irrelevant cunt news, here’s Chelsea Handler trying to get some attention – FULLY NUDE…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways..

Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back 🙂 I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..?

Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is older than the airstream she’s posing in…but she still looks good…I guess….I mean if botox on leathery cleavage is your thing..

There’s this thing called aging gracefully, where you age gracefully, and you don’t come out of the woodwork to show the world you can still model, we know you can still model, it’s not like being a model is difficult, just let us keep the memory of you…

Maybe I just hate watching women age because it reminds me of my own mortality….yeah that’s probably it…it’s got nothing to do with preferring grapes to raisins in an era when I can also just reference the gapes…using google search..to look at her old pics, I don’t need her to prove shit to me – she’s Cindy Crawford.

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Gigi Hadid’s Mom’s Nipple of the Day

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The shameless famewhore, money grubber, overrated brat doesn’t fall far from the tree…

This nipple is what probably didn’t feed Gigi and her whore sister, but it did create her to guarantee lifetime financial security for her model mom, and it did set up her PR machine that created her and made her a top model, but that doesn’t mean she’s not garbage, just another bootleg Kris Kardashian…because she is, it’s the Vapid LA dreams..

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2016

22

Mar

Chemotherapy Selena Gomez Demonstrates the Side Effects of Chemotherapy of the Day

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This is just like when you see those Bald Headed kids who ACTUALLY get chemotherapy going to Disneyworld before the premature death…you know because Selena Gomez has a terminal disease called Lupus, and last year decided to exploit her Chemo because she knew it sounded dramatic to boost sales and garner sympathy, a TAYLOR SWIFT marketing tactic…garbage..

Only in Selena Gomez’s case it involves partying at her cousins party, and throwing up in an elevator, you know side effects of Chemo are rough…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Courtney Stodden is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of my life was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party back when she was the 17 year old bride who was actually 40 at the time, using an angel people bought, like she was Bella Thorne….but now, Courtney Stodden is not a funny novelty, her age has caught up to her, her plastic surgery has failed her harder than her sex tape, and her shameless attempts to promote herself with any angle that sticks, in this case TRUMP, is just pathetic….but I still think she represents the American dream, which may be terrifying, because it is…so graceful and harder faced that Shauna Sand and her dick..

Here’s a video from her social…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Megan Irwin is Amazing of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking “I wonder if Megan Irwin is Steve Irwin’s daughter, you know the Crocodile Hunter, because that would be amazing, that guy was great before being dead”…

Because that is the only Australian Irwin I know, and you work by associatio because you’re half retarded and don’t think rationally that another Irwin could grace this earth..

Then you find out that this Megan Irwin, the most incredible looking model I’ve seen today, is actually Australian and assume that they must be related, that’s how she got into the industry, through ZOOLOGY, because Australia is an island populated by criminals from the Europe, leading to a limited depth in gene pool, but then why are all Australians so good looking, drunk, and a good time…if incest was really as bad as the hicks in the Ozarks make it look…

Either way, Australia or not, I’d still fuck her if she was my sister…that’s what this is about right? Megan Irwin being the future or something? Right…

BONUS – She’s one of the babes in Mario Testino’s Vogue Australia Shoot

Posted in:Megan Irwin|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Eliza Cummings Tits for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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Eliza Cummings is a 25 year old model who has never heard anyone make a cum reference to her name being cumming especially when you factor in how fucking good she looks, especially topless, like all models pretty are and should be, as that is their sacrifice to the world, their nipples, so that they don’t have to live a normal 9-5 life where they actually work, but rather get to focus on the important things in life like free hand outs, social climbing through sex, and finding rich guys to marry or get knocked up by, especially if they don’t start out rich.

She’s with a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to won the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies…but she likes him for his kindness.

Either way, here are her tits for David Bellemere, the hardest working man in the luxury, high end, tits photography…

I am pretty sure these are old pics, recycled, but tits are still tits…so tits.

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2016

22

Mar

Em Rat Cow is So Busted of the Day

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I didn’t want to post this pics, or endorse or support Em Rat Cow more than I already have, not because I hate her, I just think she’s overrated garbage that belongs in a strip club, unless her parents are rich, in which case dancing in the bottle service booth with other rich guys she fucks…

I don’t think she should be in movies or TV, because some misguided (word of the day) producer fucked her, likes her tits, or thinks Hype means dollar signs…even if the hype is just social media hype, not real hype, or talent or compelling anything, but tits…

Sure tits have historically got girls so far ahead, but we are in a world where we have options and just because these tits got millions of followers by being tits, doesn’t mean all the other tits out there don’t matter…so next time you see some tits, tell those tits you care, and that Em Rat Cow and her shitty face, even if she’s not a shitty person, but probably is, isn’t the only tits in the world, despite what Em Rat Cow is trying to say…or thinks…

She’s just like TILA TEQUILA from myspace, millions of followers, give her a show, let her ride hight 2-4 years, before self destructing because bitch never had it, it was all inflated lies…

She’s Had her 5 minutes – give it to someone else goddamn it..

THAT SAID…she’s got an amazing body.