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2016

04

Mar

Ashley Benson’s Cleave for Golf of the Day

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I know there’s a fetish here. I’m not too sure what that fetish is because I’m not a golf player and I’m not a fat chick endorser, especially not when she exploits her tits for attention,, to divert from being a fat chick….

I know what you’re thinking, “you’re gay”, “you’re a faggot”, “you have AIDS from raw dog sessions in the bathhouse because you’re gay and hate yourself, probably because you were raped as a kid”….”You know Ashley Benson is rich, famous and has big tits, and if you think she’s fat you’re a fucking idiot”…

Well, for the record, I didn’t invite the BMI index, I didn’t invent body fat percentage, I didn’t invent ideal weight, and I didn’t invent “hollywood fat”…

Yes, if she worked at Walmart and/or was fucking you, she’d be fine…but as a famous actress, who may not have much of a career beyond a hit show, she’s still fucking famous…and I expect more..

I don’t think it makes me a gay with aids from the bathhouse for having eyes and seeing chubby bitches using tits to divert. I’ve been faces with this every time I leave my house – especially at bars – because this is what fat bitches do…tits..

I guess what I’m trying to say is Fuck Golf Golf is fucking stupid.

I mean – Look at this Neck Chin…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

04

Mar

Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

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Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot…

I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in.

I don’t even feel like further investigating this post….

I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought about it, mainly because of the contrast of orange against pink against white white skin….but something in my later years has become fascinating because in all the gross I’ve fucked…none have had orange bush…and I feel like I’m missing out on a terrible fucking experience…that is probably Karma from pointing and laughing at girls in high school calling them Fire Crotch, probably decade before Paris Hilton and her rich friends did it to LOHAN…because I guess they read the site..back when the site mattered….

Posted in:Amy Adams|SFW

2016

04

Mar

Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

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People get so mad at me when I shit on Charisma Carpenter…

I think those people are just the superfan weirdos who know who Charisma Carpenter is…because she’s nothing, a nobody, if you asked anyone under 40, most would have no idea who the fuck Charisma Carpenter is…except maybe a handful…of very weird dudes who watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and jerked off to her, which is coincidentally 90 percent of my audience, because people I know in real life, or “cool” people, or people with any social skills, are not people who check sites that make fun of celebrity twats, they’re too busy fucking real twats….

But the people who read sites like this, probably watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, over and over and over, probably have tattoos of the show on their chest, they are the people I write for, because why would anyone cool check in on this bullshit, so that is why I post this 50 year old actress in her bikini, even though you can see her naked in Playboy from when she was hot…I mean she looks good for 50…but she’s still fucking 50….

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2016

04

Mar

Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work.

There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits….

I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples!

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Posted in:Kristen Dunst|SFW

2016

04

Mar

Romance at the Bus Stop and Other Videos of the Day

McDonald’s Worker Falls into Boiling Oil….

Drunk Woman Crashes into Checkerts

Fireman Puts Out Man on Fire…

Light Pole Takes Out a Woman

Woman in China – Beat – For Sleeping with A Married Man

(more…)

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 19 in Facebook Jail

I read this interesting stat on the internet today.

“90% of sexual assault charges are committed by the girl lying about the sexual assault”

Interesting stuff…I wish I could cross reference it with my social network…but I’m banned…and I realize Facebook is bland…

Except maybe today, where Trump talks about his dick size, Ted Cruz picks his nose and eats it and OJ’s murder weapon is found, but he can’t be retried even if it links to him….

I’m sure everyone I don’t care about has so much fun to say about things I don’t care about….

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Cute Girls –
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Charlie Sheen – The Romantic
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Donald Trump / DUMPF on His Penis Size
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Caitlyn Jenner’s Ted Cruz Spokesperson…
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Abigail Ratchford – Whore
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Ted Cruz Booger Eater
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Katy Perry’s Cookie Dough Legs
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ANgelina Jolie Porn – That Is Just Her and a Bunch of Kids
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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This is Called an Aussie Roll…I would have assumed an Aussie Roll involved a drunk Aussie girl in Thailand back backing trying to get out of some stranger she just had drunk sex with’s bed…
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25 People Who Are Not Quite Awake Yet
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Bad Lip Readhing – Ted Cruz
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2016

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 18.5 in Facebook Jail

Instagram deleted a pic of a girl in a bikini cuz my caption was “I just masturbated to this pic”

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS PIC as a caption gets your picture deleted on INSTAGRAM

What the fuck kind of world do we live in. There is no fucking freedom on this internet shit..

Remember…Instagram is owned by FACEBOOK and they are out to get me…The paranoia has set in…they are watching me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing bras…
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Fat Ashley Graham VS Cheryl Tiegs
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Kate Compton – Black Thong
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Irina Shayk in Paris
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The Pink Foam Dick on Canadian TV
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Man in Crab Costume Dances…
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Female Ghostbuster’s Trailer
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Katy Perry Tits….
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Beyonce Sucks…
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Pam Anderson on Parenting with Tommy Lee
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Angie Jolie and her Army….
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Kid Gets a Hole in One
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Chopra Bitch on Set of Baywatch in a Tight Skirt
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Joanna Krupa Anti Wool Campaign…
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Jessica Alba Talks About Her Tits
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Amanda Seyfried – Hot Body
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Russian Dude Throws a Dog at a Polar Bear….Obviously Killing the Dog…Terrible
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Jennifer Garner Reads “Go To Fuck to Sleep”
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Taylor Swift Pregnancy Watch
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Patti D’Arbanville Topless..
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One of the Kardashian’s Bending Over Her Car With her Ass Out
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Katy Perry for Hilary
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Magician and His Tricks
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Bad Lip Reading – Ted Cruz
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Daphne Joy Tight Shirt
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Diane Kruger See THrough
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Juno Temple Scares Me
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Elle Evans is Amazing…
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Girls in Beanies..
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Emma Stone Hits the Gym
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What Happens When You Die
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Phoebe Price in a Leotard Fitness
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Who is Melissa Rauch
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Kaley Cuoco’s Implants…
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Who is Olivia Holt
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Katy Perry HAwaiian Porn
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Random TUmblr Porn
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101 Asian Strippers
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Miss Reef Ass
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Body Painted Girl….
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Cute Girls…
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Flashing Chick
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Foot Job!!
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Good Neighbors…
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Hot Naked Bruette
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Olivia Rose is Everything…
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Shae Summers Big Tits…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

03

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Why would I only do one Bella Thorne post today – when I can do two!!

I mean this girl works so hard at putting on bikinis, going to the gym and pretty much doing nothing all day but rocking her “social media” accounts…to help create more buzz around her, more celebrity, more fame….and most importantly…to convince us that she just turned 18…

I guess it’s working, because I’m buying into the lies she’s pushing because she’s normally half naked, but innocently half naked, half naked with purpose…for a very prolific acting career….she needs dudes jerking off to her…and I’m pretty sure she’s got that…based on my penis in my hand right now…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

03

Mar

Carolyn Murphy for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I like to think of life in terms of sex tapes…like whether I have see a girl’s asshole while a penis is inside her or not…and not just in posts I do on this site, but in everything I do.

I can’t even order a coffee without thinking about the girl serving me fuck…and whether I’ve seen her fuck or not..because with this whole feminist movement and tinder I can’t keep track of all the holes I’ve been in contact with the last decade…and some are probably even related to you, if not in your panties…

I’ve seen a lot of girls fuck..Including…Carolyn Murphy…who had a really weird sex tape when sex tapes weren’t as common…feating her dancing awkwardly before unprotected sex…I’ve posted that shit before, her lawyers have come after me, but I assure you, you can find it….if you type in her name on a site I hold very close to my heart that you would know if you like random porn tumblr updates…a site I don’t want to incriminate myself with but where I watched her fuck 3 times already today…this if of this as a Drunkenstepfather Porn Scavenger hunt…

I guess what I am saying is that Carolyn Murphy’s best work has been her sex tape, probably not the best paying because she didn’t do the Kim Kardashian, she didn’t even get paid for it, but as a model, whoring is expected and that kind of thing doesn’t fuck up your workflow..

TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Carolyn Murphy

2016

03

Mar

Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day

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Ariana Grande may be a bit of a brown Christina Aguilera cunt, trained by Disney pretty fucking hard and capable of really navigating this entertainment industry….

The fascinating thing about her is that a pornstar told me she was a fucking whore, like a really full fledged dirty sex fuck everyone whore,…because the pornstar shared a dude with her…and had scoop…and when a pornstar calls you a dirtbag…you know you’re dirty….and I guess you’d also have answers to why she exists, whether she can sing or not, a lot of people can sing and don’t end up where she is…and that’s annoying us in all she does, especially her song..

The other fascinating thing about her is that she called America as whole fat pigs as she raped a donut like it was her and she was a Disney Exec..

She shat on an entire fucking nation of patriotic people…and all she had to do was apologize and everyone – forgave her…

They didn’t slaughter her, destroy her career, probably because they also think America as a whore are a bunch of fat fucking pigs…

These are apparently promo pics for some bullshit new album…

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Posted in:Ariana Grande|SFW