Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers…
Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager…
Look!! More low level actors or aspiring actors who booked one campaign in their lives trying to do the Emily Ratajkowski by getting totally fucking naked…
It is not really naked people, it’s art beause she’s posing in obscure poses, cropped tight, holding onto dried flowers / cut flowers…in a brightly lit space…which for the record isn’t art, it’s just an attempt to stylize nude pics in a boring fucking way, with a hipster to match her hair type prop, in efforts to generate some buzz about her and to make her feel as though she’s working towards her dream…
Apparently it works…because all it too was these pics for me to know who Carly Foulkes is. Now, I can assure you that I’ll forget her name in 3-5 minutes, but right now, right here, right this second…here’s another girl naked, not spread eagled, to get noticed. It’s a trend….a trend I don’t hate because I like seeing every girl naked…but a trend that makes naked not as exciting as it once was….
The best thing in all this is that if you asked her, she’d say this is a feminist movement…because she’s got hairy nipples…and bush…I’m good with that…even if it does the opposite of pay equity, seeing as models used to get paid 75,000 dollars from Playboy to do this…..and this girl probably got a free uber, if that….maybe a free lunch…she probably provided the fucking flowers…but look at all this press bottom feeding sites like mine are giving her….it was worth it…
This is her in 2011 when she PEAKED..
THis is her INSTAGRAM and it turns out she did pay for the shoot – because she is part of the photography team that created this hipster bullshit “art”…..
I wonder how long it will take them to get me to take it down because they are pussies and can’t take some constructive mocking..
For the record – my mocking of hipster naked for no reason fake art fake feminism isn’t directed at her hairy nipples , although, I don’t love girls with Hairy Nipples…
Because I do love bush…and don’t think bush needs to be considered “feminist” movement or needs to be intellectualized…I just think all girls should have bush, the bigger the better because bald pussy is so fucking Kardashian…
If you read this site, you’ll know that bush is my thing, I’ve been advocating it since before I had a site, I’ve had conversations with girls and had girls I fuck or even sext grow out their bush for me, OFTEN, bald pussy is fucking dumb…and Kardashian….
I have also had fights with girls with armpit hair because they are just being trendy and spend too much time on TUMBLR….bush and armpit hair existed when girls didn’t have the right to vote so stop being an asshole about your hygiene you clueless twat….and just grow out the bush and send me pics of it…
The fact that any girl gets considered a brave warrior for growing out nipple hair or for being fat…is ridiculous.
So here’s the overhyped, highly criticized, controversial but not just because the Ghostbusters are now women, because who fucking cares if they are women, statistically, women are smarter than men, and better in school…since men are busy jerking off addicted to porn…
We get it, Women are the people who choose the movies people see, or maybe women are statistically the people going to movies since men are busy jerking off addicted to porn….
So every fucking movie in this Politically Correct, Inclusive, Diversity, Social Justice warrior is girl based. Who cares…
They needed to find an angle to remake an 80s Classic, 30 years after the original, for no real reason, other than that Hollywood is out of fucking ideas…and might as well make the girls Ghostbusters..right..
The real issue isn’t that it’s a vagina driven, vagina targeted movie. The world needs those, women need content produced and targeted to them, while men have better things to do with their time, like jerk off to porn….
The real issue is that Hollywood can’t come up or invest in new ideas….and ride on legacy of other successes….and it’s such a weird scramble…
If Hollywood can’t figure out how to write and produce and market an original concept, but instead want to re-issue Dan Ackroyd’s script he was writing when John Belushi had his drug overdose…I think it’s pretty clear why Hollywood is losing out to tech companies like Amazon and Netflix…
It’s like Hollywood’s been doing this for 100 fucking years…and aren’t even running the industry anymore…
That’s probably a good thing, based on this trailer…
I liked Hilary Duff when she was married to her baby daddy, billionaire heir thanks to his family owning a chain of Canadian furniture stores, and hockey player….because it made her the “hot” enough wife and mother….despite her thick mom body, a thick mom body I assumed she built in the gym with her husband’s trainers because it made her sturdier to pass around the locker room to increase team morale..
But now I just see a divorcee who gave up on her family, like why get married in the first place, it’s like your vows mean nothing. What was that “Til Death Do Us Part / Til we get bored and divorced / because we are rich cunts and we have options”..
I’m not a Christian man, I don’t even believe in god, but to see a girl with all this money, parading around social media like some kind of harlot, all recently divorced, like marriage ain’t a fucking thing…makes me sick.
Why get married in the first place, why take those vows, what are you a fucking liar….what else do you lie about bitch…maybe about having sex appeal since you’re built like a fucking tank…a tank in a bikini…what a fail, which is perfect for a failure of a wife and mother…rockin’ her rich person broken home…
Katrina Bowden has been releasing a series of pictures of her doing YOGA in her bikinis…
I talk to a few of these aspiring celebrities, aspiring model type girls, and they all struggle to have compelling social media, because jobs are all based on social media, so someone like Emily Rat Cow just goes full nude whore and has millions of followers, where someone like Katrina Bowden, who has been on TV and in movies, has less followers than my (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom)…because actors are lazy and really just puppets that don’t really deserve the jobs they’ve got, they just sort of happened…
The funny thing is that actors when paid on scale, make virtually dog shit, I mean yes, a movie has to pay you 60k, but this girl has done one movie in 10 years…so 60k in 10 years is far less than WELFARE….THANK GOD FOR RICH GUYS to allow her to live her dream…
So yes, this is her, trying to do the whole slutty on social media thing – with purpose…even though no one does yoga in bikinis, unless they want to be seen in fucking bikinis…I’m onto you Katrina Bowden and your subtle whoring.
For someone who doesn’t really have access to social media, because I’m in Facebook Jail, and facebook is the gateway to the fucking world….and who doesn’t have a TV….and who doesn’t leave the house…
I still manage to find ways to fill my day…I mean other than looking at the wall and that’s thanks to girls who let me masturbate to them without even asking…becauae I guess I’ve planted my pervert seed…after 12 years of doing this site and 18 years of internet trolling…
So Facebook is for boring people…the internet still has young, vibrant, lovely, freaks…
Not that you care about anything I say…
Here are some morning links…in the morning…
I wonder how many of these Tattoo Girls regret their tattoos CLICK HERE
It was a fail….because no one cares about Whoopi Goldberg on Wednesdays…but for some reason 8,000,000 people care about LEO winning his OScar on Oscar night….#blacklivesmatter you racists.
I guess people are more into humps than humpback whales…
Not that I am some virgin werido who still jerks off to Britney Spears, or any celebs or models really, but because I am a pervert weirdo who like the rest of the world, wants to see everyone naked, especially super famous people like Britney Spears, even though I’ve already seen her pussy….years ago…back when she lost her mind…before her parents go repossession of her…
I figured V Magazine is all fashion and pretentious and fashion and prentious has gone the way of everyone naked always..but she’s got kids and Christian fans to appease to, so I guess this is as racy as a near 40 year old, medicated, dancing monkey gets….
What it comes down to is that she’s still Britney…bitch….(I hate that I just wrote that)…
Here she is shopping like a white trash vision that she is..
TO SEE HER SHOPPING LIKE A VERY RICH HOOKER CLICK HERE
The barely interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s turning 40. That she’s a mom of a bunch of kids..
The actual interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…..yet the world thinks she’s the good old Christian girl.
She got knocked up on set of her first movie, got married, got rich and famous…not so southern, wholesome or Christian…but she plays accessible.
She’s married her agent, who together book her only the best jobs, and who together, are fucking the system….
I mean that and her cameltoe..that fucking cameltoe is professional pant eating pussy…
Her bikini tits aren’t bad either..for a 40 year old…but then again, even at 20 she was just fucking average….in fact at 20 she had a 40 year old body…and has been pretty constant with that…which is weird…but it happened…
