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2016

Mar

Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day

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Stella Mawell is the hipster Victoria’s Secret Angel, who makes very little sense to any dudes who browse through the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but then again, any dudes browsing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog are probably weird, considering there’s an internet with a lot of porn, and this shit is boring, yet familiar, like a masturbation wife you’ve been in a long term relationship with…

I guess she’s the answer to the hipsters, reach the youth, was pitched really fucking aggressively to the team at Victoria’s Secret by her agency that has other Angels as being the next big thing, all sexually ambiguous, queer and used to fuck Miley Cyrus trolling the media kind of model….

Well, in being true to being a hipster model, here she is topless in Malibu for Victoria’s Secret, a prestigious gig to models, where she’s being used as the “hippie” “free spirited” hipster tits…people like those…even in this era of every bitch naked…

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2016

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day

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Anyone who knows anything about the paparazzi, know that these girls call freelance photographers who work for the photo agencies, they meet up, shake hands, then do the cheesiest fucking poses in as slutty a way as possible – hoping all the blogs that are basic, starved for content, looking for babe content will post them….

It’s really the only reason a girl like Charlotte McKinney has a career, or is known, or gets featured on anything. She hustles.

I don’t know if she’s the first nobody to book a show called “dancing with the stars”, but she wasn’t a star when she booked the show called “dancing with the stars”…and she sure as fuck isn’t one now…

But her tits, have got her noticed, have been milked and probably also covered in a lot of cum throughout her 5 minutes of fame…which is saying a lot, because her face makes me think she was destined to be a Florida cocktail waitress but instead…she’s doing deep stretches on the beach for the paparazzi like she’s Jacki Onasis or some shit, only far more ghetto, thirsty, pathetic….and BUSTY…busty is what matters…even though she’s trying to show off her ass…

What a joke..a joke that works…because tits get hits…

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2016

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day

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I know that Jennifer Lawrence was paid 5 million or more dollars by Dior to promote their shitty sweatshop made purses.

I would argue that Jennifer Lawrence won’t sell 5 million or more dollars of purses for Dior, it’s not like she’s a Kardashian.

I know how this shit works, and it’s a big picture concept to book an Oscar Winner as part of a campaign, so that the big brands with big money have something to spend their money on and the agencies they hire…keep getting that big money..where the execs can get excited because they’ve heard her named thanks to all the press she’s had…as an A-Lister they’ve created….because they need A-Listers to keep budgets high….

This is a big picture play, you know to give a lifestyle to the brand, not focused on campaign driven product like she’s a Dior purse AVON lady, but she’s so fucking average, and I’ll never understand why she’s so celebrated.

I am also the kind of person who doesn’t believe that actors have talent, and that they are just a level of pretentious, arrogant, confident, egotistical, vapid and delusional….where they feel comfortable acting like fools on camera…because it pays them stupid money, makes them stupid rich, gives them a stupidly amazing life, that they can sit on their stupid rich person soapbox and preach their stupid out of touch politics….Garbage…

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2016

Mar

GUESS? Swim of the Day

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The models are:

Bojana Krsvmanovic, Liz Turner and Denise Schaefer

The song is:

The fucking worst…

The pics of half naked – relatively trashy – instagram looking models who you know will fuck if you have enough money, it’ kind of been a consistent theme will all Guess Models…remember Anna Nicole Smith? Exactly…

But in Guess? defence, the owner is some pervert who likes chicks with big tits, has made a ton of money off of them, and has probably banged out all of them, because that’s how these creepy company owners do, just strategically, so they don’t get charged with rape – since everyone is so quick to call rape these days and have no really concept of VICTIM…entitled bastards…

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2016

Mar

Emma Stone’s Killer Fitness Pose of the Day

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I think this is probably the best picture I’ve seen of super famous, not quite sure why, mainly because of the weird thing she does with her mouth when she talks, that I’d call a lisp, but that virgin loser comic book fans are too busy masturbating to to notice…

The reason this is probably the best picture of her…is because her average looking face isn’t in it…

That’s a fit fucking ass, squeezed in nicely by her leggings, because all this girl has to do to fill her days – is hit the gym, count her money and read scripts she’s already got the job for, to decide what the best way to Oscar is…

Actors are fucking lame, but this one’s won some kind of lottery, so I appreciate her, because I can tell in all her roles that she’s thinking “why the fuck am I here, how the fuck did this happen, I just did an indy movie and WTF, I went viral”…and viral, at least when it comes to pussy is all I know…

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2016

Mar

Woman Stabbed in Elevator In Philly and Other Videos of the Day

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Gas Station Dreams in Dalla

Scooter VS Car – Road Rage

Brilliant Driving

Fish Vendor VS Customer

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2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 17 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty happy that I was blocked on Facebook during “super tuesday”…because as a Canadian, the only thing super about Tuesday is the promos they run at my local strip club, a strip club I didn’t end up going to, because it works against my hermit troll lifestyle, but its still super knowing it is there…

In conclusion….facebook is a total waste of fucking time, and thinking of all your pictures and thoughts I am missing only depresses me because I shouldn’t even know you exist, and at my core of who I am….the pre-social media, when the internet was anonymous, I’d only want your pics and statuses to use against you to try to help have a breakdown, because I am an asshole, and I will not let this social media, seeing your dying grandma, or your engagement, TRUMAN SHOW shit, give me compassion for you….at least not for the next 13 days…that I am banned from Facebook…

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The Romance on 50 Shades of Grey is Garbage and Awkward –
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So Much Underbooob – It’s Still a THing – And As Long as There are Tits – IT WilL be…
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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McAffee Explains How to Crack an iPhone the FBI Just Wants to Track America….
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16 Year Old Kid – Wins 30 Day Hotel Stay with a Pornstar – Amazing
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Porn Star in a Bikini
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Super Tuesday at the Strip Club – See I Told You It’s a Thing
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CHarlotte McKinney has Tits
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Offensive Pregnancy Announcement for Canadians
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This sister farting Video is the Fucking Worst…
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Scroll Down for Some Cleavage…
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This Disney Produced Hacker Video is Good
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Giant Cock
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 16.5 in Facebook Jail

Everyday is Super Tuesday where I’m from….

Probably because I am still in Facebook Jail, still no one notices that I am in Facebook Jail, because Facebook isn’t real life and is more of a self involved, selfish situation, that people are too busy talking about themselves….

Or maybe I’m just irrelevant(I am)….But I am irrelevant in everyday life, and if I was to die…I can assure you that people would notice…mainly my neighbors…due to smell.

What I am saying is it is better to die in an apartment building than on facebook..

Yay! Super tuesday.

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Big Tits Busting Out
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10 Amazing Paper Stunts…
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Henry Cavill’s 19 Year Old is Alright
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Porn Star Kate England in a Bikini
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Why Would this Girl Fart on the Internet? This will ruin her
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Jamie Foxx Says Leo is Black…
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Katie Holmes Creepy Serving Ice Cream
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Jennifer Lopez Tits
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Kerry Washington’s Slutty Dominatrix Dress at the Oscars…
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Ashley Graham’s Tits in a Bra Top
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The 10 Most Common Sexual Fetishes
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Kendall Jenner’s Weird See Through
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Korean Gameshow Insanity
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Burger King Incorporates McDonald’s Into their Brilliant Ad
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Emily Ratajkowski Has Huge Tits…
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Some Girl in Lingerie…
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J.Lo Tits Still Mad at Ben Afleck
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Talking BJs with Chicks…
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Biggest Asshole in the Parking Lot
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Jennifer Lopez in NYC…
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Lara Pulver Tits in a Movie
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Jessica Alba’s Hard Nipples Don’t Excite Me…
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This 90 Year Old Said Fuck Cancer and Went on a Cross Country Road Trip. Awesome!
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Aussie Teen Goes Hand Crabbing
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Leo’s New Bitch Roxy Horner
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People with No Shame!
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10 Forms of Propaganda by Government.
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Eva Amurri’s Husband is Up to No Good
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Legends of the Hidden Temple Redone
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Russian Photographer’s Pictures of Fucking Babes
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Naked Cleaning Fetish
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Girls Kicking Guy’s Asses
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This Naked Bitch Faye Valentine is Everything!
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Amateur Girl of the Day
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Momsterbation
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Big Tits on some Chick named Ashley Adams Dressed Like a Genie!
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2016

Mar

Britney Spears Porn’s Up V Magazine of the Day

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The other day, Britney Released a bunch of mom in her panties dance videos to her social media, ( TO SEE HER PANTY DANCE VIDEOS CLICK THIS HIGHLIGHTED HYPERLINK – THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED – HYPERLINKS )to which I said “damn, I’d like to K-Fed that Like I was K-Fed, even though when K-Fed K-Fedded Her she Was Hotter”….because girls in their mid 30s just aren’t hot to me, especially when they all try to stay young with caked on make-up and botox, especially the rich ones, and with their fake tits, and faces, it becomes this porno look, and I hate porn, but then again, I like down on their luck hookers, who also look like this….because even good surgery is bad….

This is just the cover, but it looks like it may end in spread ass pics!

I mean she’s been sexualized since she sucked off Mickey Mouse in the 90s, this is all she knows, so being a veteran, well paid sex worker / sex doll, puppet to her family…getting sleazy…sees so good…because it is.

I guess what I’m saying is – I don’t want to leave Britney Alone.

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2016

Mar

Katy Perry Sports Bra with Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I always wonder why people get excited by the penis that any popstar is putting in them….

All these people cycle through the same people, which is probably why herpes are rampant.

So whether Katy Perry is fucking Orlando Bloom or Taylor Swift or Diplo or whoever else she’s dated that I can’t think of…oh right Russell Brand…they’ll all be at the same parties, in what is just one giant, horrible, rich kid high school….you know since they have the maturity of a 12 year old thanks to being rich and coddled…

I guess the media just hypes it up, and people don’t actually care, since they don’t even really want to fuck Katy Perry or her big sports bra tits…I mean they would if they were there to be fucked…but tits on snapchat and instagram are far more appealing…and accessible…

You know, celebrities…fucking suck. They aren’t cool or interesting…so let’s hope one of them gets AIDS…but not Hollywood AIDS that doesn’t kill you…80s New York Gay Aids….just to eliminate what the world doesn’t need…which is more of this noise, coming out of more of these assholes…

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