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2016

Mar

Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these Surfer Girls are but they have their wet suits bodypainted on.

The dude behind the body painting is ROUSTAN and this video is going pretty fucking viral – for a reason I call naked girls….half naked girls…pretty much naked tits bouncing like they are naked…because they are naked…on the beach…doing something we’d all like doing if our idea of surfing…wasn’t cruising the internet for girls like this who are actually living…

I guess what it comes down to is that girls are better when they are naked, half naked, or painted…

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2016

Mar

Nude Woman Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

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Cheater Escapes Married Woman’s House

Knocked Out By Fast Food Employee

Shoplifter Gets Stripped…

Crazy Old Man Attacks Painter….

Woman Gets Scared By Toy…

Beer Truck Destroys Bikes

Casper the Octopus

Stick Fight in Internet Cafe

Mom and Daughter Vs Shopping Cart..

Asshole Pulling His Donkey

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 22 in Facebook Jail

When I was fingering a 20 year old with her pants off as we drove down the highway and through residential neighborhoods this past weekend, I didn’t once think “wow I really miss posting on Facebook”…

I guess there is more to life than Facebook, like fingering 20 year old girls with their pants of while on the highway…..

Seriously.

Here some morning links…because this stuff matters!

Girls Who Fish…
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Dolphin Chasing Dachsund
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Priyanka Chopra’s Tits on Fallon
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Beyonce Performs Whitney Houston Because She’s an Egotistical Cunt
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Bella Thorne in Fur
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Getting Robbed in Brazil
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Abigail Ratchford is Half Naked
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Kirsten Dunst Nipples
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Dude Robs the Wrong Store
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Kit Kat Implanted into a Chocolate Bar
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Two Grannies – One Lamborghini
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Cat Becomes Spiderman
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Elvira Bach is Hot
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Kids React to Trump
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Cyclist Chased by an Ostrich
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 19 in Facebook Jail

Don’t tell a girl who sends you nudes that you’d be more upset if you heard a hamster got raped than a dumb college gir…because the hamster won’t go on and on about and because the hamster is cute and doesn’t put himself in situations to get drugged…needless to say it caused a roadblock I was very capable of naviagting around…because she still sent the nudes….

Don’t tell a girl you fuck who has a rape fetish that if you’re going to rape anyone, even for sport, it will be someone who would never fuck me…especially not at a bar, where the bartender comes up to you and asks you to leave because they are a queer space and a safe space…

Guess what ethnicity she was…lesbian..

Facebook Jail has given me a lot of time to think!!!

Here’s Madonna’s Back…

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A Bunch of Girls Getting Dirty
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Ozzy Fucked the Nannies
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Mel B – Big Tits…
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Katie Holmes is Not Engaged to Jamie Foxxxxx
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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings
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Luke Skywalker – Might Be Gay
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Watch Trump in Michigan where the Car People Hate Mexico…
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The Faces of Kate Upton – Because Kate Upton’s Face is What They Like
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What Do Pornstars Tell Their Parents
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Giant Blackhead
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What Happens When You Put Marshmallows in a Vaccuum
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Sluts Try to Distract Basketball Players
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Renee Olstead’s in Drag
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Miley is Becoming a Housewife
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The Crazy OJ Story
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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Crystal Reed – Hard Nipples
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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The Evolution of the Disney Princesses
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Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Girls in Slutty Selfies
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Stella Maxwell’s Topless on the Beach for Victoria’s Secret
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Norwegian Kids Surprise Old Man – Interesting Premise….
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Dude Hikes from Mexico to Canada
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Margot Robbie’s Cleavage
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Whole Foods Sells Pre-Peeled Oranges in Plastic – Because Organic Orange Peel Aren’t Pre-Packaged Enough
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Gigi Hadid Tit Flash…
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Obama Blesses Chrissy Teigen’s Unborn Kids
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Drive Thru Aligator Prank – This is so Dumb….
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Kirsten Dunst’s Pokies
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Justin Timberlake Sucks Up to Jessica Biel
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Crystal Reed – Hard Nipple
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Lil Dicky – A Rapper People Love – Doesn’t Spend Money
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Piggy Ariel Winter Hiking
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Carrot Top Cold Sore of the Day
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Freakishly Skinny While Pregnant Bikini Wearing Fitness Model
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More Kayley Cuoco in Cosmo
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Amanda Seyfried is Awesome
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YOu’re Never Too Old to be a Sugar Baby
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Emmy Rossum is Such Garbage…
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Pervy Things that Bounce
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Denny’s Waiter Tipped With Blowjob
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Brave Woman Stops Robbery
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Some Fat Chick Naked in a the Snow
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Dude Teaching Girls How To Squirt / PEE
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Threesome of the Day
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Hot Girl Taking Shower
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t even like Bella Thorne. I don’t find her hot…but for some reason, a reason I call everyone hyping her up as she HYPES herself up, all day everyday, I am following the storyline…it doesn’t mean I like the storyline, I mean I watched the entire FULLER HOUSE Series and hated every fucking episode..doesn’t mean I’m into it…it just sort of happens…

Yes she’s got a nice body, that reminds me of a 40 year old more than an 18 year old, she’s in the gym all the fucking time, she’s got a booty….because all she does is fucking work out..but she’s so fucking desperate, trying so fucking hard, cockteasing everyone intentionally, and for that, we should hate her, cockteasing to get ahead is the basis of strippers, and that makes them the worst…taking advantage of us and our weaknesses …it’s the equivalent of men sexualizing women…because the women are sexualizing themselves to get ahead,…making us weak and possibly punished for the boner they gave us…

Point being, it looks like she’s on the bottom feeding bikini shoot for the paparazzi because sites like bikini pics desperation….

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2016

Mar

Kendall and Gigi in their Underwear of the Day

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God these girls are annoying…trashy, attention seeking reality stars, who think they are working, when they are really just

The highlight of this video is not Gigi and Kendall in their underwear, where GIGI talks about her tit size during her period, or Kendall Stuffing her tit with chicken cutlets, but rather when Kendall Calls her Dad – Dad….

Topless Kendall massaging Gay man sounding fat chick Kim Kardashian….or all these idiots fawning over themselves in a “you’re so great”…no “you’re so great”…nonsense..

The sick thing in all this is that these people think what they are doing is actually of importance…stupid vapid, spoiled, coddled, overrated, overexposed, lazy fucking no morals, all that is wrong with vain America, the reason for Reality Stars running for president, a bunch of fucking retard Bra Stuffers…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld See through Outfit of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a big girl…but people, mainly perverts and teen girls, who apparently are into the same thing, are into her…

She’s 19, and I remember a time when she was considered Jailbait, up there with all these other young vapid girls who pretend they are 17 to be as whorish as possible for the perverts who love girls being whorish at that age. It makes them feel naughty to jerk off to them or some shit…

That said, Hailee Steinfeld, annoys me, I mean all these people annoy me…but Hailee Steinfeld really fucking annoys me…and not even being I find her a big girl, or unattractive, but because….in 2010 she was nominated for an Academy Award….

Not that an Academy Award matters…but she was nominated for an Academy Award 6 years ago…and she’s gone onto be in Pitch Perfect and is now peddling a pop career, because singing is so fun I guess, why else do all these cunts do it, oh and because with good production it requires no real talent, and they just love when people watch them dance awkwardly on stage…but most importantly, it pays more than Movies…

She could have gone onto to do great roles, inspired young girls, or even get an education that leads her to change the world…

Instead…she wants to be a vapid popstar and she’s not even good at it..what’s really fucked up is that people are into it..

Here’s her annoying snapchat story…

Here she is performing a song about masturbating…

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2016

Mar

Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simplier, maybe just when Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….

I think I probably think movies were better back then, because I was naive and they were all we had….but the reality is that acting as a whole is stupid, falling into a 90 minute story is just lazy of us and even cheesy….when social media and real storylines are playing out.

I think that’s part of why VINE is working for people, we don’t give a fuck but we’ll give you 6 seconds….and why these TV series on Netflix are working because it gives us 10 hours to like a character or hate a character or get sucked in by a character…while standard movies are just old school..

I guess it doesn’t matter, what matters is that Mena Suvari still has a round ass…a constant the last 20 years in the business..

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2016

Mar

Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…she’s my kind of puppet…she did PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE shot by Mario Testino, who has a weird behind the scenes fetish for girls he shoots in Towels, which I guess Britney participated in….despite it being one of the dumber fetishes or even “artist” projects for a photographer with this kind of access…but it’s become a thing…

I am more interested in better fetishes but photographers are weirdos, even though they don’t really exist anymore thanks to instagram, where perverts who call themselves photographers get girls naked after loosening them up with booze…all for fun…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…it must be…t’s all over instagram, lure young girls for followers instead of money, even though followers dont’ pay the bills until you have a lot of them, and getting naked on the internet for free is just dumb…with the whole “let’s make art”….stupidity…

Here she is doing the splits….more interesting than the towel…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

Mar

Emma Roberts Bra of the Day

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Emma Roberts is lovely…in her see through shirt showing off some fashion bra that is I guess more of shirt…because that’s the way she’s wearing it…and I am into it but only because I am into Emma Roberts…She’s got this hipster, fashion vibe to her…and she’s had a lot of fucking success…thanks to her natural born talent and by natural born talent I mean her aunt…who pretty much knows everybody…

The only thing that really upsets me about EMMA ROBERTS is that she comes from this broken dude Eric Roberts, you know an addict so self involved he self destructed after winning his Oscar….and I thought some of that unstable, broken home shit would trickle down to this one, where instead of being Hollywood, she’s be more sex tape….

But I guess bra is all she’s giving us today…

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