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2016

21

Jan

Paula Bulczynska Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

Paula Bulczynska is another one of these nothing models who isn’t even a model but who is hot enough and doing the rounds of fake publications for fake ad campaigns for fake photographers to grow a instagram audience that is pretty much fake because dudes just like following babes who get naked.

This is low level, softcore porn shit, but at least she’s doing it. We’d live in a boring place if girls didn’t get naked to get ahead…you know empower yourselves, own yourself as a sexual being.

It’s a feminist movement…that gets benefits the photographers and magazines that publish her for free..because it’s free…

Fake shoots for fake campaigns trying to make herself real. I support it…

I don’t even know if she’s Russian, but that name is ethnic enough for me to assume she’s trying to live the American dream anyway she can..

I do know what her tits look like and that’s better…

All these shoots are the goddamn same….

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2016

21

Jan

Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day

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I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy….

But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true…

Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area…

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2016

21

Jan

Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy

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I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter…

So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram…

It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy.

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2016

21

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day

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Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now…

Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits….

What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad….

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2016

21

Jan

Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day

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Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap…

You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out..

Well…

We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves…

With Love,

Jesus Martinez…
DrunkenStepfather.com

Posted in:Originals|stepGIRLS

2016

21

Jan

Disturbing Erotic Show and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Survives an Avalanche

Thief Dies of Heart Attack When Robbing Store

Little Kid Almost Dies

Lion Reacts to Selfie

Bull Fucks up a Woman

Cat Rescues Itself

THai Soap Ad

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night, and really every night, was when I tried to convince at least -3-5 girls to come over and let me cum inside them to make them babies..

I know I’m impotent and can’t knock them up, but figure if I find the right desperate girl, who’s bio clock is ticking, pushing 40 even though that’s gross, I’ll be having weak orgasms inside them in no time…

Unfortunately, even the most disgusting…thinks I’m too disgusting..

Slutty DJ of the Day
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Chef Does Coke on TV
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Some Soccer Trick Shots for the Faggots Who Like Soccer
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Penelope Cruz Oscar Tits
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Guy Challenges an MMA Fighter – Saying MMA Doesn’t Work
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Abigail Ratchford WHore
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Amy Schumer – Joke Thief
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More Fight videos!
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Sandra Kubricka in Lingerie
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Hannah Ferguson’s Got Tits
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom is a Whore…
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Jamie Lynn Sigler has MS
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Man Carrying 2 Fridges
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Dark Hair Light Eyes
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2016

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I am too drunk on tacos to even think about pussy…unless the pussy is the taco I am drunk on…then I can’t even think of tacos to eat because I am busy wondering how badly this is going to end up for me – will it be mouth sores, will it be lawsuits, will I end up divorced…I am not a primate who needs to spread his seed to perpetuate my DNA….so that’s probably why I generally like to stick to sexting…pussy pics all day and the only sadness they bring is when I need to face how pathetic I am as I beg strangers to spread a little more….as they tell me to fuck off and die…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Booty
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom is Fucking her Husband…Maybe…
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Chloe GRace Moretz Midrifff
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Penelope Cruz Topless in a Movie
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Manliest Man of Men Carrying 2 Fridges…
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Katie Holmes Doesn’t Feel Like a Woman She’s Robot…
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First Look from Wonder Woman is here…
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Heidi Klum Braless
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New Suicide Squad Trailer’s Pretty Crazy
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Dree Hemingway by Angelo Pennetta NIPPLES!
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Pam Anderson’s Old Face at an Event
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Zac Efron Shits on MLK
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Bai Ling Ass in Shredded Pants
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Penelope Cruz Boring in a Magazine
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Trying to Look Like Kayley Cuoco’s Shirt
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Brazilian Model Pussy Flash…
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R.Kelly Defends Bill Cosby
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Reality Star Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini on the Beach
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Bai Ling Pussy Lips
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Micaela Schafer – Slut
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Medieval Weirdness With Swords
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Tara Reid in Public
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Lisa Maffia Big Fucking Tits
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Plumber Apprentice Fail
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Hannah Ferguson Big Tits…
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Some Spring Break Pics…
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Adriana Lima at Some Event..
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Penelope Cruz in a Black Dress
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Amanda Holden Pokies…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs…
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Aubrey Plaza in a Photoshoot
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Bella Hadid in a Shitty Magazine Shoot
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Hilary Duff’s Thick Legs
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Lots of Underboobs
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Track and Field Tits..
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Fucked in the Dressing Room….
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Extreme Foot Fetish
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Nude Sushi…
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Some Chick With Zero Inhibitions
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Sexy Belly Dancing
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Twerk!
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Nudes in Room Service…
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Some Trashy Playboy Chick
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Sluts of Naked Selfies of SLuts – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

20

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I know Gwyneth Paltrow is an overrated rich kid, turned celebrity, like a Kardashian before the Kardashians, who thanks to her director dad, got jobs. We call her the Tori Spelling of movies, put into the right parties…and right places…and her vagina filled with the right cock…and throughout her career she’s been interesting once, in Royal Tennenbaums..

I am more into all the hate she gets with her lifestyle brand, on some Oprah shit, where she gets all preachy as a rich cunt who can afford these alternative diets and lifestyles, totally unrelatable to most, but inspiring to some rich career women, all about the detox, and other treatments…

But I am only into it because it’s typical ego driven famous person lies…because if her diet was so great, and her excercise program so good, what does it look like her mom ass is cellulite ridden and even melting…fucking yuppies..the worst.

These pics are so gross…but you’d still bury your face in it, and the sad thing is so would I….

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2016

20

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day

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I posted some of these pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini yesterday – where I said:

The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

I didn’t re-read my post, but if I said it, I stand by it, especially if there are fat jokes, mom pussy jokes, and even her dad being a homo despite being a Jesus freak..jokes…

I still think her spread leg pussy flash is the most important work she’s done to date…

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