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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the Day before New Years Eve….which means I shouldn’t be updating the blog, but it also means that lonely girls everywhere are looking to bed someone on New Years Eve to start the year out with a bang…..which reminds me that last year I listened to a girl I sext fuck her boyfriend on speakerphone…and it was a preview of what 2015 ended up being for me….so in 2016…I am going to be the guy doing the fucking…

Here are some morning links…

Fat hot Round Fit Asses To Fucking Cum To
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Billa Cosby Got Charged – But More Importantly – Rob Kardashian Has Diabetes
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Daisy Lowe in Some Big Titty Bikini Pics
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Kelly Bensimon in a Motherfucking Bikini Motherfucker
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Family Driving by Somilar Fire
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David Lynch on Donuts…
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Team USA Chronic Masturbator
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Honest Trailer of Die Hard
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A Raccoon Stealing a Donut
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Disney Invents Wall-Climbing Remote Control Robot Car
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Hot Girls in Flannel For Winter
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Space Debris over the Past 60 Years
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Glee Cast Busted for Child Porn – Kill Him
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been asking every girl I know how her “Slut Hole” is doing today…most are offended, don’t answer…only one asked if I meant “her mouth or her pussy”…she’s a keeper and another offered to show me, but only in person, because I guess she knows I’m not getting off this couch to look at a pussy…I have the internet and have a lot of access to “slut holes”

Yes…this has been the highlight of my day…it’s the holidays, I’m a reclusive, what the fuck else should I be doing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Tugging on their Clothes is Apparently a Fetish
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Glee Actor Got Arrested for Child Porn
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Ryan Phillippe is Marrying his 24 Year Old Girl
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Rita Ora’s Pussy Flash in a Black Bikini…
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Annie Ericson in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Fan girls
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Russell Crowe Got in a Twitter Fight
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Bella Hadid and the Weekend Split Up – Even Though He Was Banging Chicks I Know in Toronto their Entire “relationship”
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Baby’s First bacon
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Kate England Nipples Pop Out
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Throwback Chrissy Teigen Nudes
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The Gym as a Wildlife Show….
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Slut of the Day
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Hilary Duff is Popular…
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Suki Waterhouse and her Sister…
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Terrifying Neck Trick
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Tina Majorino in Annex Magazine
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Throwback Miley Nude
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Indians Sue Urban Outfitters
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The Rita Ora Hard Nipples
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Vahina Giocante Naked in 30 Beats
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Some Terrifying Chopping Machine
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Kat Von D and Steve O are Fucking
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Katie Cassidy is Still in Skin Tight Bikini
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Britney Spears is Hot in Concert
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Taylor Schilling in a Bikini
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Page 3 Girls…
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Gym as a Wildlife Show..
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Girls Do a Really Good Car Twerk for their Black Boyfriends…
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Big Tits in Christmas Lights
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Man Steals Butt Plugs…
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Talented Pussy
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Cam Girl Cuts Off her Shirt
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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I am Guessing this Strip Club Experience Happened in Thailand…
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Prolapsed Anus Licking
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Public Masturbation
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Hot Chick Skinny Dipping
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Rihanna is at her 30 million dollar house in Barbados, which is probably more than the country makes a year in tourism, even from Simon Cowell who goes there to fuck dudes, as the Bajans don’t judge him for being a homo….

This is a big upgrade from the shanty she lived in with her father, before becoming a teen sensation – sent to America…but you know what, she deserves what she’s got, with her huge fan base, that has probably made a lot more people a lot more money with her name than she’s made herself, that’s how being a puppet works…a puppet in a bikini I am pretty into…because she’s edgy and angry…and comes from a pretty humble place…because there was a time when the industry exploited poor people from other countries…instead of just promoting kids of rich and famous…

What I’m getting at is that all I want for Chritmas is to suffocate on Rihanna’s vagina…new years resolution because that’s the kind of slut hole I want to die on…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess it’s New Years Eve, so all these people are in bikinis wherever they are going to be partying, and Rita Ora has chosen, or has been hired to perform, in Miami, where we can assume she’s hanging out with rich industry people who like her tits, whether they are producers or label owners, or not, she’s working it as hard as she can because she’s getting older, and still hasn’t replaced Rihanny, no one even knows any of her songs because she just doesn’t matter, but she is ethnically ambiguous, she is chipmunky but most importantly, she’s got these tits, tits that I am convinced account for 98 percent of her career….as they should be…this nipples are “FIRE”….and you can make out her pussy definition in her white bottoms too…

This is a fucking win for her…or maybe it is a win for humanity…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Alexa Vega Shits Out Rainbows of the Day

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Here’s a fun picture of a girl you’ve probably jerked off to when she was in Spy Kids, like you were Robert Rodriguez, in a “It’s Ok In Mexico”…Roman Polanski defense, but more poor, trailer part, forced to watch Spy Kids because you had kids of your own and your life fucking sucked…and still does..

Well she’s 27 now, I think she’s a mom, or maybe just married, but don’t really keep up on Alexa Vega shit, I’ve never seen Spy Kids and only know of her from famewhoring half naked on social media the last few years….and not from her prolific acting career on shows like Dancing with the Stars as one of the contestants…

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2015

Dec

Elena Satine Nipple of the Day

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I saw these pics of Elena Satine yesterday and just assumed she was some kind of fame whoring instagram model, or LOW LEVEL water model, or really these nobodies in LA and Miami who are friends with the paparazzi and semi-cute enough to feature in bikini, since bikinis get published, since you’re all a bunch of perverts….

It turns out that Elena Satine is some Russian American actress, who is a regular on the show Revenge, which I think is a big show, but wouldn’t know since I don’t watch TV…

So now all of a sudden, because of her “fame” or acting career, her nipple is more important, has more value, because there’s agents and big pay days involve…

Don’t blame me girls pulling out your tits, that’s just the world we live in….

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2015

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water….

She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space..

I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits…

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2015

Dec

Brittny Gastineau Old Washed Up Nipple Slip of the Day

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It brings me great joy, thanks Christmas, that Brittny Gastineau looks like an old, washed up, dumpy pig of a girl in her bathing suit….

She is still strategically fame whoring, pulling her nipple out, trying to be like her friends, who probably aren’t her friends, but who she wanted so much to be, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton….only they pulled it off, while Brittny Gastineau got a few paparazzi pics over the years…that never worked out for her…she even had a reality show no one cared about….and that was before she was old and fat and sloppy…..

But here she is now…old and fat and sloppy….If you’re wondering why I get joy out of failed fame whores…because I usually don’t care about anything or anyone…it’s because Brittny Gastineau was a cunt to me. I don’t remember what she did to me, but there was something that made her the enemy, and I guess she’s self destructed. They all do…these girls have a window….they all sluts…with broken slut holes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Daria Malygina by Igor Oussenko for Treats! of the Day

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TREATS!

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2015

Dec

Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s…

Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one…

But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP….

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