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2015

24

Sep

Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day

I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks..

I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from…

I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring..

But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner..

I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote…

Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles…

What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had..

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Posted in:Claire Danes|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day

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Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit…

So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves..

Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos..

When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose.

This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit..

What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day

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Fuck all these garbage people…

I don’t know why I distract myself reposting pictures of Selena Gomez trying to get attention to herself in this saturated world….of too much noise….but it’s probably the same reason you do it…it’s better than working a regular job and it’s become an obsession…even though you don’t actually care about these people, but feel like if you don’t post on them, you’ll fade away into obscurity…even though you’re already obscure and no one knows who you are…

That’s why you look at Selena Gomez’s chimpmunk pudgy face and possible fake, possible fat, possibly on the pill cuz Bieber knocked her up and she miscarried that’s why she hates him…tits……isn’t it?

All This to Say – I Wonder How Many Harnesses She Has On to Give her this Waist to Hip Ratio..

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Katie Holmes Dressed Like Super Mario of the Day

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Katie Holmes is Super Mario brothers, which is a natural progression or evolution from being a fucking robot for Tom Cruise..It’s always the robots that turn into video game characters….becuse they speak the same binary code…and when trying to get dressed this android’s files get all mixed up…because Cruise stopped funding her development and since the divorce she’s had no software upgrades….leading to her bugging the fuck out…

Or maybe she’s just wearing some fucking overalls, and didn’t plan it out, because she’s lived in a fucking cave for all these years before being released…

Either way, where is the real Katie Holmes?

I love the way these overalls pull her pants up into her ass accentuating her middle aged mom body…so fucking hot…

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Posted in:Katie Holmes|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Holland Roden from Teen Wolf of the Day

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Holland Roden is 28…

She’s from a show called Teen Wolf, that I assume doesn’t star human vibrator Michael J Fox, but is a show that sounds like a good place for weirdos who go to comicon type events to hang out…and well..jerk off to Holland…

I don’t know anything about her, or about this shoot, but she’s in a bikini and has a strong rib cage..and that is all we really need to know…

Check out these implants…I bet she makes for a great instagram model with a low level acting career that is going no where..

Posted in:Holland Roden|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

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I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime….

I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN

It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day

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UK model Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Kate Moss. We can safely say this is her idol, because both are from the UK, and Cara Delevingne, rich kid, is a hipster, who we can assume grew up on Kate Moss, and wore the Kate Moss T-shirt as hipsters do, and has crafter her party, lesbian, I don’t give a fuck, s pretty much a photocopy of her existence…so now that they’ve been put together in a campaign, they’re now best of friends, because Kate Moss, hasn’t changed since she was 20, and still parties and gets fucked up, and probably likes being around the youth, the it girls, because it makes it seem OK..

This is a lot like how Ryan Seacrest used to fuck Dick Clarke up the ass on his death bed…only the model version…and I guess Cara in her trying hard to be cool and not caring…involves giving herself street cred by posting a topless / censored pic Kate Took of her, and one I guess she took of Kate…and the whole thing….bores me…but is more interesting than other things going on…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kate Moss|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is boring…

But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit..

This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit..

Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2015

24

Sep

The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day

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Here’s Miley Eating her Panties to talk about how Miley was named spokesperson for some Mac Campaign over a year ago…meaning these pics came out over a year ago…and now the ad is being talked about again…because it was almost banned in the UK, which sounds like a strategy to squeeze all they can out of this campaign…like a fake publicity stunt…

Advertising Standards Authority rules overall message of posters for cosmetics company was sexually suggestive, but rules it was not enough to cause widespread offence

Thank god that worked out…..

It’s safe to say that MAC cosmetics paid Miley a ton of fucking money to get Miley to endorse them…we’re talking million dollar deal..

It’s safe to say that they wanted to get their money worth in terms of visibility and exposure..they didn’t spend millions of dollars on Miley to not be seen or noticed.

It’s safe to say they paid Miley millions of dollars because they knew she’s open and willing to masturbate on cam for Fashion Magazines and attention, to perpetuate her bullshit scam that works because America is stupid..

It’s safe to say that this is hardly scandalous, and this “Banned in the UK” story…is a lie or a massive inflation of the actual story..

It’s safe to say the only offensive thing about this ad is Miley Cyrus…she’s the worst….but not really..because at least she’s not Taylor Swift…