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2015

31

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin was entertaining when she was 17 turning 18, because for some reason everyone became quickly obsessed with watching her on social media…but no one got obsessed with giving her modeling jobs, something that should probably be as hurtful as your dad screaming at you on an nationally played answering machine message calling you a troll, or whatever he called her…

It’s like every celebrity daughter gets a modeling contract and work, why can’t she…

But at least the rain is on her side, that dark cloud in her soul isn’t memeories of young love with her surfer boyfriend, or her black angry molested lesbian girlfriend, or even her celebrity upbringing, living in her family shadow, or more importantly, with a Baldwin head, never quite establishing herself, even though she was working it hard for a while…

This dark cloud, is one that surprises her with rain, perfect for paparazzi pics, like the stars aligned…

As a pervert, I fucking love surprise showers and the nipples they bring…and for that…it should carry us into the weekend…let’s hope for some flash storms on tight t-shirts…

Here’s Hailey Baldwin and Red Carpet with some Dude… CLICK HERE

Here’s one of them tonguing..
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2015

31

Jul

Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is 17.

Kylie Jenner should not be promoting Butt Enhancing creams…

If anyone has ever been 17, they’ll know the girls they knew at 17, are already naturally enhanced, or as enhanced as their asses will ever be…

Not to mention, Kylie Jenner at 17, may have plastic surgery, and that’s ridiculous, bitch is at her fucking prime…

If she’s using butt enhancement cream, which she isn’t, she get paid millions to do this, and if any other 17 year olds are buying it…because Kylie Jenner endorsed it, these idiots are fucking doomed…cuz their booties have peaked…and no cream can save that..

That said, Kylie Jenner is going to be in Montreal for her 18th birthday…let’s turn that Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream to Kylie Jenner anal sex porn for the internet…cuz she’ll be legal…and will pay more than Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream…

HEre are some of her snaps:

Her sick with Syphilis cuz she fucks dirt

Her getting a shot for the Syphilis

Here Lips…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

31

Jul

Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day

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Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome and able to turn her back on Canada like it was Poland, to live the life of luxury that she’s living…and really, I think most people would do the same thing…turn your back on the place that saved you, with my TAX dollars, you unappreciative twat…go live your sugar baby life…doing photoshoots…getting naked and slutty…all because of my people…disgusting…but not overly disgusting that I wouldn’t want her to ride my face, but I would definitely, have a stern talking to her pussy before I dove in…it’s the Canada way to deal with conflict…

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2015

31

Jul

Avril Lavigne’s Lyme Disease Tits in a Pool of the Day

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Do you ever wish that Lyme Disease was AIDS, or something more terminal and sexually transmitted…and I’m not talking airport talk…I’m talking Avril Lavigne being the fucking worst, embarrassing, 30 year old who thinks she’s a 14 year old mall rat skater from the 90s…who is married to what you’d assume is the single worst thing created in Canada….Nickelback…and although Avril is a girl, and cute enough that I don’t really wish anything too aggressive or violet upon, but her vagina, the one Nickelback pollutes, is a good murder weapon and if she was a martyr, and brought him down for the count, the world would be a better place and she would finally be the source of good…not evil…music…right…

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2015

31

Jul

Some Babe for LastNightsParty of the Day

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In 2006 or 2007, I met Bronques from LastNightsParty….he was this nomadic character that traveled the world, going to all the hottest parties, taking some of the hottest pics at those parties, creating a brand of real life, documentary of these party girls, often times involving them posed, flashing, naked, being amazing…

He was a master director, would get girls who weren’t models posing, and looking amazing, and over the last 8 or 9 years I’ve run into him all over the place, I’ve seen girls I know naked on his WEBSITE – LastNightsParty.com …and today I got these pics in my email from his mailing list..and I was just like “OMG BOOOBS, I LOVE BOOBS”…

You see, posed photoshoots aren’t my thing, but real life snapshots of girls…showing off their bodies, of all shapes…is my jam…so follow LastNightsParty everywhere…he’s one of the originals…

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2015

31

Jul

Ariana Grande’s Booty Shake of the Day

Here is unappreciative, back pedaling, American Hating, but not American hating when America turned on her and she had to explain that she’s young, and has some learning to do, please don’t cancel her tour, she’s a cunt, she didn’t mean what she said, she just said it, because she didn’t know she was on camera, and after knowing she was on camera, had to spin it…

So based on who she is as a person, she probably wants to be wiping her ass with the flag…but instead she’ll just be cute about it…and I’ll support any booty shaking…

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2015

31

Jul

Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day

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I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is..

I just know that she’s on the Emily Ratajkowski school of girls who don’t look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

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2015

31

Jul

Shay Mitchell’s Side Tit of the Day

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Here’s Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own exported cunt who thinks she’s famous, because she is famous…

I like her subtle “OMG Look at these flowers’…side tit pic…that you know is a side tit pic, that she knows is a side tit pic, but that doesn’t want it to be an obvious side tit pic, because that would be slutty and despite being slutty, no one wants to come across as desperate slutty…even though when anyone is an actor, we’ve figured it out that girl is pretty much a hooker to begin with, so just post your tits already you ethnically ambiguous jerk.

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2015

31

Jul

Katharine McPhee Pool Lesbianism of the Day

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American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about..but that probably wasn’t fucked by Simon Cowell literally, he was too deep in Seacrest, but possibly fucked by him figuratively, because he’s got a God complex and signs all these idiots to his label, so that any money they make, he makes his fair share on…smart business I guess…

Well, she’s gone onto TV, but more importantly, some of the most boring pool lesbianism you’ll see today…but also some of the best pool lesbianism you’ll see today…because I don’t know who you think you are, but I doubt someone who sees daily pool lesbianism…

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2015

31

Jul

Micaela Schaefer has a Nude Calendar of the Day

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Micaela Schaefer is a nobody and has no business having a calendar….unless you consider a girl with bolt on fake tits…you know the shitty plastic as fuck, what the fuck were you thinking in getting those terrifying things when you have options to get tits that aren’t bolt on…even if they are all the rage in your germin Berliner weird fetish sex clubs fueled by the same ideologies that created Nazis 75 years ago…

Anyway, you don’t know this fame whore, but she attends every red carpet in germany and gets naked, because naked gets noticed, and noticed feeds ego, and possibly finds you rich boyfriends, and possibly, a job…better than working bottle service, but even if you work bottle service…you’ll get bigger tips, cuz you’re the bolt on tits from the tabloids on the red carpet…

This is apparently from her Calendar shoot, which reminds you everyone can have a calendar…

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