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2015

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t watch the Trump debate, I am Canadian and barely allowed to cross the border in the US, but I did watch another day of my life slowly disappear and another one slowly appear, as I come closer to my inevitable end, which could be the same thing, but the Trump debate sounds more entertaining..

On a sidenote, I got a few unsolicited anus pics, which reminds me, that you may not be able to buy a private jet with anus pics, but who needs anything when you have anus pics…

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Ana Braga in a Swimsuit
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Topless Micaela
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Miley Cyrus in Avacado Face
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100 Years of Men’s Swim
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Mariah Carey Getting her Hollywood Star
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Sean Penn – Soul Sucker
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Mirror Selfies…
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2015

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is funny how ridiculous these billion dollar social media platforms work…by making people think they need these social media platforms to be relevant, it’s like preying on their insecurities, making them work hard for you, to make you money…while all they do is just waste time on your stupid platform…that you probably laugh about…at their billionaire hangout retreats…just a group of internet nerds winning after growing up losing…

It’s not quite as funny as how I’m not one of them, despite being on the internet for the last 12 years with this stupid site..

But still funny, in an I’m a Loser, kind of way…

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Karlie Kloss is Going to College
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Some Chick in her Calvins
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Katrina Bowden Legs…
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Victoria Silvstedt is Awesome in a Bikini
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Reese Witherspoon Panties
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Champagne Bottle Throwing Fail
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Beyonce is Lame
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Renee Olstead Big Tits
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Cops Save a MotherFucker from Sudden Death
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Celebrity Social Media Bullshit
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Brad and Angelina in a Movie Together
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Brandi Glanville Has Tits
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Justin Bieber is Still in a Bikini
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Rihanna Twerking..
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Natalia Skye Bikini Slut…
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This is a Weird Fucking Video…
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Weird Fashion…
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Ass Flash of the Day
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Sean Penn’s New Pussy
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Thong Ass – Under Boob SMoking Weeds…
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Hilary Swank in a Magazine
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Slut of the Day
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Gigi Hadid Tits
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2015

06

Aug

Stella Maxwell Nipple for Love of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits?

Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…

And Stella Maxwell likes feeding her CAKE!

Because it helps build up her profile…as a model, as a relevant act, as a Victoria’s Secret reaching the fake hipster tumblr feminists….in this generation that is just oversexed…because they want to sell them over priced, cheesy, mall brand panties…and this is the way to do it…

Throw her at Miley, throw her at LOVE magazine, throw her at Terry, show the world her tits…make Stella Maxwell get noticed, because I guess Cara Delevingne was over it…

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2015

06

Aug

Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day

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A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Aug 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT

So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother..

Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2…

I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex…

Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me.

(for all you haters, my boots are faux ????)

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2015

06

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product…

So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior…

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2015

06

Aug

Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day

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Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is…

I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”….

But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success..

Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers..

Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into…

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2015

06

Aug

Karlie Kloss Delivering Glamour Issue of the Day

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I generally hat these promo videos for magazines, award shows, pretty much any branded content to generate some buzz about their shit, now that the internet is one massive advertising unit, used to brain wash the already retarded people who consume this content. It’s like everything we are fed is marketing crap to us, but unlike TV before the internet, most of this branded, consume as much as you can, brain washing is done secretly…

I guess what it comes down to, is that 90 percent of the world is owned by a handful of people, and 90 percent of models are owned by Taylor Swift…

Karlie Kloss being one of the leaders in her “sisterhood”…”girl power”….bullshit..

Well, Karlie Kloss is in Glamour this month, and she participated in a viral video of her delivering issues of the magazine, like she was a delivery girl, and although not a revolutionary idea, it’s better than a being in studio idea, and I approve…

Here are the pics from Glamour..

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2015

06

Aug

Lana Del Rey New Signle Tits of the DAy

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I don’t hate Lana Del Rey or her music. I think it’s dark, catchy, fabricated, manufactured, even bullshit…but I can still handle it, where as other pop stars are just fucking intolerable…like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, that shit just rapes my fucking face like I was some back alley prostitute just trying to find money to buy my baby formula…

I do hate a lot of her fans, who are these bullshit feminist lies, who are from the internet generation and don’t understand that they are just consumers perpetuating everything they claim to hate, but marketers are just more clever than them…

That said, Lana Del Rey has a new song coming out, like she was Dr Dre, she’s also got great enough tits for me to look at – cuz I like tits…

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2015

06

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Picking Paddleboarder of the Day

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People call me racist for a lot of reasons, one of them is making fun of generalized stereotypes about various races, even though I don’t hate other races, I just think it’s funny to piss people off, usually of other races when I make the jokes…I think all people are equally garbage…

That said, one of the people I make fun of is Michelle Rodriguez, I call her an ape like money looking bitch, something that I didn’t ever think was race related, it’s not like she’s black, she’s lantina…and really, it’s nothing to do with her race that makes her look like an ape…it’s nothing to do with her lesbianism…or broad thickness…it’s really just all because she has no neck….

I mean…just look at the picture…of her doing her monkey moves..it makes me laugh…and I hate laughter…but when everything’s a joke…it’s hard not to…

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2015

06

Aug

Kirsten Dunst’s Cleavage in Town and Country of the Day

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In case you were wondering what happened to Kirsten Dunst…

She still has scraggletooth…

And that’s about all she really has…

Full discretion…in the late 90s, I jerked off to her fat tits on her skinny body…because that’s what was in at the time…and tits are timeless, but her face is fighting the clock…

More pics HERE

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