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2015

Jul

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini…of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is in a bikini… who is Kimberly Garner? Who cares…she’s in a bikini, working the paparazzi, so that people look her up, or remember that she was on some UK TV show…and who at one point in time was desperate enough to follow me on Twitter, so that I’d notice her, and if that’s not bottom feeding, it’s even lower grade than that….but it’s fucking bottom feeding. off the bottom feeding..then she blocked me…because that’s what cunts like this do. They are out for themselves…using you as far as they can, so jerk off to her and forget her name..because we can’t feed into this..

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2015

Jul

Julia Lescova for Treats! of the Day

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I don’t know if I am saying this because I am jealous that these Treats! dudes out of LA get all these aspiring models and instagram models naked for their rich investors at their parties, paving the way for a constant flow of sugar babies to a sex obsessed group of rich men….you know always recruiting the hot girls, who think it’s the hot place to be, so that they can live that LA life being hot…and I’m not invited…

But I find all these hot girls posing like assholes for no reason boring, stupid, a waste of time, uninteresting, uninspiring, garbage..

Yes they are hot, so many girls are hot…some hotter than others, but so many girls have enough of what I need to get off…a vagina…

So seeing these idiots posing like they are fucking selling product, or doing the Vogue, or who the fuck knows, just constantly makes me laugh..

It’s all over instagram, it’s like do you not realize you look like an asshole trying to look hot and amazing…

It drives me fucking crazy…just stand there, pump you booty out, bend so you look like you have a waist, what’s the post of this again? Oh right, because we like naked chicks…

It’s just so dumb…but I’ll still look, because it is stll naked chicks, but I think it’s time people dig a little deeper than these cheesy fucking shoots…we get it, you can pose, or you can push a button on a camera…but what’s the fucking point…creating disposable bullshit art? ok..showing off tits…ok….

I expect more out of these millionaires….but Julia Lescova is still naked, at least she’s naked, if she wasn’t naked these photos would be real fucking dumb…

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2015

Jul

Emily Osment’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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I have a theory that I have written about pretty much every single time I’ve written about this Emily Osment character…

The theory, although probably just a figment of my imagination, that is a more interesting place than Hollywood, is that Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…like he was Bruce Jenner…because Bruce Jenner is a sensationalized clown…and Hayley Joel was the kid from the Sixth Sense…

So, my thinking is that he went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars….because he was at one point nominated for Oscars…

Like so many boy actors before him, being fed that he “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

But then he grew up, and no one cared, forgotten….which is probably rough on your self esteem, so rough that you turn yourself into a chick, because you know…tits get hits and as long as you show them off…people will be blinded by the tits..and that’s all you care about and all you need to have a career…

Or it could be his sister…but where’s the fun in that.

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2015

Jul

The Hottest Nina Agdal Has Ever Looked of the Day

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A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jul 23, 2015 at 5:59pm PDT

I am pretty inconsistent in my opinion of people, because I don’t know these people, they aren’t my friends, or people I hang out with or even know anything about, it’s not like we go to the same high school, even though it seems that way because I post their nonsense all the time, when really at my core I don’t think any of them matter…whether it is a low level model like Nina Agdal, or a higher paid instagram model, or even Jennifer Lawrence after leaking her nude pics…it’s all just fucking bullshit…

I just make fun of how overrated they are, like this one, I call big and awkward drunk with a shitty face who looks inbred or downs syndrome, because maybe whatever country she was imported from by some rich guy who finances her life, is into fucking your relatives…

But today…she looks good….so I guess I’m seeing what that rich guy who imported her saw all those years ago before she became a Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t get paid to be in Sports Illustrated…none of them do…but who has managed to keep the train of rich dudes coming..in her, on her, but not enough to get her pregnant yet because she still wants to pretend she’s a model, you know maybe one day she’ll finally hit..

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2015

Jul

News Eye Witness of the Day

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1 Minute in..This woman broke the internet..

Sure it wasn’t in a Kim Kardashian way…which I don’t consider breaking the internet, they just told us they were breaking the internet in part of their brain washing….when really the only thing Kim Kardashian should be breaking is the chairs she may be sitting on, or the hopes and dreams of anyone with talent..who has to look at her and ask “why is that a bigger star than I’ll ever be”….maybe breaking morale for young girls in school who see her half retard antics and aspire for that shit…maybe even ruining a generation of girls…while creating an ass implant industry for all these idiot cheesy club girls….

Either way, why does breaking the internet make me think Kardashian…when nothing should make me think Kardashians…ever…

And everything should make me think of this girl, talking about her Cousin burning down her house, because he can’t get with her – since she’s married…

Something you’d want to keep off the news, unless you’re just the ultimate troll…or an inbred retard..

Who knows…it’s good.

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2015

Jul

Irina Shayk in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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A photo posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Jul 23, 2015 at 10:01am PDT

23 Hours ago…

Irina Shayk posted these pictures of her in a dress…that was a little revealing…but not as revealing as her pissing for some paying client on a webcam in some webcam girl warehouse owned by the Russian mob she is supposed to be working at…

But I guess with the whole Russian Billionaire thing, she managed to escape the communist wake that has made so may of these souless babes…like serious fucking babes…turn to that life…

While instead running off to date celebrities and famous soccer players…because when you’re hot, in the right circle, run the right PR around yourself, all the rich guys want inside you, like buying a ferrari…a used, passed around, Russian, only it it for your money…ferrari..

But these rich people don’t care, they just want the best of everything, and she’s packaged herself like that…

She’s also packaged herself like a toilet papered house at the Frosh or Halloween..

She’s also looking pregnant, or bloated, on her period or knocked up….because you can’t live a life as a sugar baby properly without child support checks…the stupid 20k a kid kind…otherwise, she’s gotta operate as an escort with access to credit card..and escorts have no independence…something Russians who have been oppressed for ever don’t like…it reminds them of their past…but they do like money…

Who cares…she’s hot..that’s what matters.

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2015

Jul

Just a Girl and a Bull and Other Videos of the Day

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Driver Sprays Gas Station Guy with Gas – Lights it and Get Burned…

Electric Unicycle Explodes to Teach Owner a Lesson

Rickshaw Driver – Charges People 200 Pounds for a 4 minute ride…

Robber Shot By His Own Gun During Robbery

Teens Save Old Couple…

Vintage NASA Crash Landing

Naked Cowgirl for Trump

Rescue of the Day

Door Kicking Angry Sean Astin Impersonator….

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2015

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you are trying to have an after party with a couple of random drunk 20 year olds you met at some party…

Do not try to rope them into the hang by telling them that you’ll pay a homeless man to fuck a big mac then eat it, for the big mac….because homeless people don’t need money they just buy drugs with it…

Despite being freaks, who like being choked and spat on when tied up, these 20 year olds all perverts….

That was more fake commercial non-GMO meat than they were willing to chew…

I should have offered to do it with something more vegan….

Fucking 20 year olds and veganism….

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2015

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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So NASA found life on another planet….

Get ready for HUMANS to be destroyed…

OR maybe…for new travel destinations for the rich…

But I’m more into Humans being destroyed….I feel like the planet needs a reset and that I’ll survive…

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2015

Jul

Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

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Like I said…

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam…

Just keep getting naked girl…I got you.

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