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2023

26

Jun

Katie Price 16th Boob Job Tits of the Day

I appreciate Katie Price Jordan’s consistency all these years….

Before social media, there was Katie Price Jordan’s clown-sized tits, which were either a social experiment, social commentary about a tit obsessed shameless world…this was 20 years ago, way ahead of her time, because now we’ve got 1000s of social media girls trying her same hustle…

Through her ups and downs of crazy, she’s landed on and reconnected with her purpose, her goal, her legacy, her vision, and she’s trying to reclaim her position in the world, despite being older she’s also more experienced and this game…

Apparently, this is her 16th set of NEW tits, and guess what, they’re hilarious, which is what you’d want out of clown tits, the kind of thing to life our spirits in this dark times, PATCH ADAMS…right.

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2023

26

Jun

January Jones Backyard Bikini of the Day

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January Jones is channelling Anne Heche during the Ellen years in this shameless bikini selfie, that’s really not as bad as it could be since she’s a single mom in her 50s, but I guess she’s put some effort into maintaining her body since she’s a TV star and there are expectations and requirements from TV stars…

I don’t really like middle aged bikini selfies for attention, but I guess there’s a bunch of January Jones fans who still jerk off to her tits, some of those people may be some of the men we assume are the sperm supplier in her single mother venture…

Maybe my hate for January Jones is that I resent single mothers whoring on the internet to get by….or maybe it’s because I’ve never watched her TV show and lack that emotional connection to her vapid and fake actor existence that we’ll assume used those tits properly on casting couches in the early years to matter….and this is her now.

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2023

26

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess there’s a handful of bored moms out there who aren’t super stoked about being moms, it is not their identity, even though it probably should be, since it is seemingly the only thing that should matter to a woman, it’s kind of their whole point, but not in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, because in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, they need to pretend that they are still hot and still got it, like a bunch of single college aged girls at the club with two drinks in them, so naturally pulling their tits out and making out with each other for the dudes they plan to accuse of date raping them at a later date….

It’s the level of desperation that I guess should be appreciated, because at least they are trying and trying counts when it comes to self produced smut….

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2023

26

Jun

Caroline Vreeland Sloppy Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland was an LA hipster on instagram back in the early days of instagram, she was able to leverage her last name, that may not even be her actual last name on her birth certificate, but one of her relatives was a big player at VOGUE for a decades in the early days, so it was an angle that could be used for some self pushed NEPOTISM, rather than organic nepotism….

It’s basically the kind of nepotism that requires you to walk around with your DNA tests, family tree and a portfolio case or powerpoint presentation that you can use to explain to everyone who you are related to, why you are important and why you deserve the VIP…

Couple that self starter, self promoting approach with some GIANT FUCKING tits and you’ve got a recipe to win…..

Despite having all it takes to win, she ended up doing OnlyFans, while still doing fashion while moving to Canada from LA…and well….that works better for me, cuz the fashion industry is trash, but not trashy enough to jerk off to….but titty content, especially sloppy titty content may be….especially since she’s preggers and the tits that started out giant are far more giant…wild.

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2023

26

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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If you want to be a modern Medical Worker, it seems like the supervisors and managers at the job will be also training new bitches in the field to get herself nice and naked as a sideline business, since it keeps people excited at work, which is otherwise super boring at souless, especially in the health care industry, where helping people survive and thrive, at least in theory is way too selfless when we’re all self involved narcissists…..it’s the world of LOOK AT ME, and changing diapers and administering catheters is thankless even when getting overpaid for it, because the money you make on nudes is way more and you get a bunch of lame ass losers begging to buy your panties…a third revenue stream…what a joke…

I like it though, into the whole whoredom of the world validating everything I’ve always KNOWN…

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2023

26

Jun

Dakota Fanning Skinny Dip of the Day

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Dakota Fanning has creeped me out the entirety of her career, since she started as this creepy kid they would tour around the talk shows, it was a different era where you didn’t have to jerk off on social media to get noticed, which I guess worked out for Dakota Fanning, since she was just a little kid, so the whole touring the talk shows was still weird, but NOT that weird.

Anyway, the point of the fucking story is that she was creepy adult acting child, then she turned into an adult and the cuteness that probably excited the creepy producers casting her pretty much evaporated, like it did with Haley Joel Osment and she’s now fully troll looking at least in the top LEFT picture below….HOWEVER she’s in bra and weird panty-shorts and more excitingly, she’s running into the ocean with her ass out and it may not be an exciting ass, a great ass, but it’s an ass running into the ocean on some huge celebrity, who may not be as big a name as she was, but still a big name because of what she was….unfortunately, her ass isn’t quite as big…

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2023

26

Jun

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX, who sold her soul during the Pandemic, you can tell because she was a relative nobody who had a record deal but who no one gave a shit about, but quickly became the host of a series on the streamers, rich enough to buy a 30 million dollar home in LA, and all this other insanity when you’ve known this bitch and her big tits have been trying to be a big name forever.

I don’t think she’s officially a big name, but money was made and here she is in a red bikini selife, the face looking a little like a bull dog dumpy, the body looking fine from this angle, but if she was to give us a side profile, she’d probably look bloated or pregnant or like a beer drinker….

As it turns out, try hard, fame whore, famous or not…I appreciate a bikini selfie…

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2023

26

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I guess there’s one school of people who find the whole idea of a full lactating tit to be something beautiful and amazing, one of the wonders of the natural world….you know the species existing because of breast milk because they don’t have chemical ridden formula in the wild….

But because we’re all wired to want to suck on tits from birth for survival, we’ve all managed to turn that obsession around and sexualize tit proper, so it only makes sense that a lactating tit is the level-up of perving on tits because we’re wired to want to be fed by tits…so let’s go.

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2023

23

Jun

Denise Richards Ass of the Day

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Denise Richards continues her humiliation tactics, which in this specific image or case is hardly as offensive an embarrassing as her previous OnlyFans work has been, but it’s still weird….

I don’t know if she just decided to do OnlyFans because her daughter went that route and as a good mother, she must navigate those waters first….

Or as a cash grab from the losers of the internet because she loves money or needs money.

Maybe she does it for validation, like she was once a whore and can still be a whore just you wait and see.

Maybe she does it because she likes to feel sexy and get jerked off to, or her husband is a cuck who wants people jerking off to her, hence marrying Denise Richards a personality who has been jerked off to….but it’s all pretty fucking weird…since she has a legit career, she has Charlie Sheen money….

It’s just all so fucking weird, but I’ll still look at her ass in bed being old and flat and sad and weirdly lit….like a boomer with access to social media she is….

Here are some pics of her daughter, OnlyFans model that momma is trying to compete with or support, like when you see old hag moms in the grocery store dressed in sluttier outfits than their slutty daughters, it’s a thing…competitive bitches…

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2023

23

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off baby….

We’re in a society where we are not going to need the On/Off pictures to get what we want out of clothed women on the streets.

I usually angle this as some dystopian social credit scare passport that we will be able to access with the chips in the brain, but when you go outside, you’ll see so much near nakedness, that eventually, they’ll all just be wearing sheer plastic dresses you can see the cunt and titties through…..either that, or there is going to be a moral revolution and everyone finds god, goes prude, and the lewdness ends….but I think we’ll have naked walkers amongst us before that happens, since we’re pretty much too far gone thanks to all the dicks these girls take on the regular, there’s no turning back for them, or their assholes that probably struggle to contain their feces….

Point of the story, I appreciate these old school bitches taking the time to crop their outfit of the day to their nude of the day….masterful and brilliant

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