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2023

24

Apr

Mena Suvari Old Lady Tits of the Day

The alien invasion may be happening, assuming that space is real, which I don’t assume, since I am of the school of thought that it is fake and gay, hence the whole never going back to the MOON because they lost the technology FARCE….

The alien invasion is probably from some microscopic parasites doing weird body snatching of the powers that be making this whole world pretty comedic and dopey, but that could just be that the worst people are in charge, like High School, it was never the cool kids who ran for student government and if it was, they made a teen comedy about it.

Mena Suvari, who was a big deal many years ago, arguably a hot bootied, weird forehead super star from American Pie….and now she’s old…but with cleavage…old but with cleavage…like visiting granny at the old folks home and staring at the tits..

Update: That is a pic of herself on the wall, topless in a blazer becasue she can’t get enough of herself, she probably does Cum tributes on photocopies of that picture, you know for when there is no mirror for her to masturbate in front of….these narcissists are real, they are also trash, yet there are just so many of them…

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2023

24

Apr

Natalie Alyn Lind Cleavage of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is cut from Hollywood Royalty cloth….

Her and her sisters are part of the most important family in Hollywood….the Alyn Linds.

Their mom, who paved the way from them by spreading her legs and taking a load from their fathers, is a celebrity in her own right, she was the mom on the Honey I Shrunk the Kids TV show, because why be in the actual movie, when you can be in some weird low budget spin-off I am sure you all watched as young perverts…..

This Alyn Lind wa most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky about Human Trafficking in Montana, which is probably not like Human Traffickin in LA, where parents sell their kids off to producers and are transported around on private jets, yachts and luxury cars with drivers….but that doesn’t mean her art doesn’t imitate her life in the land of sleazy perverts with too much money…..

I haven’t watched enough of that show to really appreciate her big tits, but I guess I don’t really have to watch her show for her big tits, because she’s brought them to social media in her own self-produced shoot where she’s looking like a solid candidate for as a Playboy model, if Playboy still existed in the way it once existed, instead of just being an OnlyFans platform for trash.

What I am saying is she’s got a good look for men to jerk off to, and that’s what it’s about people…

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2023

24

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Monday’s are a solid day for that fresh start, for that rebirth, so why not look at some blown out ladies who have already given birth, because in order to re-birth, you need to alreay have birthed, right?

I guess you can also celebrate the whole NEW WEEK, NEW ME, but pretending to be the penis that these ladies decide to REVERSE BIRTH, which I guess would mean just entering their twats from the outside, not being thrown out of their twats from the inside.

It’s all so confusing, but you know, MILFs are people to, and just because they’ve gone ahead and had sex to completion, doesn’t mean our boners for them should be any less, even if they are a little more angry, in a “WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO GROW THE GLOBAL POPULATION LIKE SOME SORT OF CLIMATE CRIMINAL”….unless of course you like the whole trad-wife thing, which I do, but made better when they add a little modern to the trad-life, like getting nude or half nude for perverts like you to jerk off to them on the internet.

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2023

24

Apr

Phoebe Price is On TikTok of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a pretty amazing creature sent from heaven and I am pretty mad that I basically forgot that she existed, because she’s a fucking phenomenon.

Before there was social media, where these lazy ZOOMERS could get famous from the comfort of their own homes, from streaming or podcasting or taking pics of their buttholes, there was a unique breed of fame that I would say Phoebe price dominated….

It’s that she ever became a household name, but that didn’t stop her from thinking that she did, while actively seeking out the paparazzi in the paparazzi era to capture her in some ridiculous outfit.

She basically was trolling the people, or maybe that’s just her big personality, doing what she could to get noticed, shot, published in the tabloids like she mattered….and it made for pretty entertaining low level content.

She didn’t really translate to social media so well, but she was doing this 5 minutes or 15 minutes of shamelessness for a decade before the platforms even existed….

Now that she’s come to terms with social media, it seems like she’s mastered the platform to the best of her ability, taking that wanting to be famous to her content, putting it out to the ether, hoping to be found, noticed or at least watched the way she obviously thinks she deserves to be watched.

I think the whole thing is delusional and I don’t even believe in mental health as a concept, I think it’s fake….unless she knows she’s not really anyone and just does this to keep the dream alive…

Either way, she’s not hurting anyone in the process, except maybe her dog who she kicked in one of the videos.

It’s just so fucking weird and nostalgic….so perfect!

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2023

24

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Some of you sick fucks may still jerk off to childhood memories of sucking on your mom’s tits, you know since it was the last time you sucked a tit because the hookers you hire find sucking on their tits too intimate and prefer you to just take them from behind until you finish, because looking at you makes the whole transactional sex worse…

Some of you sick fucks may still jerk off to childhood memories of watching your mom breast feed your siblings, but that’s probably more to do with a mommy issue, where she let you down along the way, or loved you too much which didn’t prepare you for the world of female neglect. I’m not a shrink, I don’t know how these things work.

Some of you sick fucks, may be like me and into staring at women who breast feed in public, now more than ever thanks to social media activism empowering them to pull their tits out in public, which never really seemed to be an issue, since tits have been breast feeding in public as long as I can remember, but sure, we’ll let them do their whole FREE THE NIPPLE thing, why the fuck not, I’m on board.

It’s just a little weird when the girls breast feeding, who you used to sexualize, which would make them mad….licking your lips with erection in pant while they do the most human / mammal thing they can do with their spawns…are now sexualizing the shit, like using it as an upsell…or a paywall on their exclusive sites…

I guess the world is distorted when women pretend to fight to pull the tit out to feed their kid like nature intended, when really they are just using the kid as an excuse to pull the tit out, because they like being jerked off to.

What a world….of perverts!

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

24

Apr

Deep Yoga Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Under tit drummer….

Ice Bath

Lingerie Yoga

Bike Stunt Girl

Flexible

Leggings

Hulla Hoop

Mermaid Bitch…

Ridiculous Dance

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend, which means you have all the time in the world to change your fucking life.

You can get started on all those projects you’ve been dreaming of to break free from your shitty existence…

You can go collect those cans out of the trash and fight with hobos over who was there first….

You can street busk, doing awkward dances for tourists who feel sorry for you because they think you’re a retard….

You can get a job at a rub and tug giving handjobs to the gays or closet cases into that firm grip of another man.

You can start a business, write a movie, write a song, choreograph a dance, or jerk off strangers….

The world is your oyster….

Or you can just get drunk and lay on the couch streaming shitty content and eating shitty food the way nature, or the evil forces that control us want you to…

Either way, it’s the weekend…and here are some stepLINKS…

Bella Thorne’s Red Hot Look
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Britney Spears Pokies!
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Gracie Hunt Practicing for her SI Swim Shoot
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Lara Bingle’s Swimsuit Pokies
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Cats Sitting on Glass Tables
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Paige Spiranac is Banned for Being Too Sexy
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Malu Trevejo in a Bikini
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Rita Ora’s See Through Bra
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Carnivore Caterpillar Attack
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Smashing Mirrors with Different Objects
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20 Nightclub Pics to Cringe To
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Golf Influencer Bri Teresi Goes Viral for Quitting Lingerie Brand
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber in the Kitchen
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Christina Milian’s Latex Outfit
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Drake Bell’s Wife Files for Divorce
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Stray Tire Smash
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Man Makes Furnished House for his squirrel
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Sidney Tilton is the WAG in a Bikini
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Lourdes Leon for Fashion
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Cutting Bottles into Spiral Art
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People Jumping Out of Buildings in a Hospital Fire
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Facts About Hilalayan Pink Salt
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Trump Releases a UFC Video
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Madison Pettis Racy Mesh Outift
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Cat Gets Mad at the groomer
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Asking People to Pound Prank
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Woman and her Beluga Whale
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Scary Hockey Match
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Brazilian Soccer Star has a Hot Pregnant WAG
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Avril Lavigne in Concert
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Rachel McADams Hairy Pits in a Magazine – So Progressive
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Madison Beer Slutty Outfit
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Phoebe Tonkin’s Weird Lingerie Shoot
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Toni Garrn in a Leather Jacket
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Melissa Berrera Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde Fitness Gear
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Lourdes Leon Racy Outfit
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The SLUTS of Coachella are Real
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Chloe Sevigny in Pantyhose
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Elle Fanning at an Event
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From stepSMUT!!

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Pretty Boobies Being Pulled Out
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That Natural Look
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Girls on All Fours
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What’s Up Japan
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Tewrking on the Dildo
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Milf Tits
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Garden Hose Girl
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Flight Tits
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Random Shits of the Week
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Cucumber Salad
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Reddit Amateur
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Sadie Gray in Morning
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Elevator Girls
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Chicks in Flannel
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Short Skirt
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Fight Night
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Keely Rose Naked at Home
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Shifty Shifter Girl
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Stella Cardo Naked
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Pool Pussy
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Lacerta is Slutty
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Skinny Dildo Ride
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OMG Bro
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Pussy Spreader
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Wake Up Sex
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Stool Rider
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Sauna Girls
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2023

21

Apr

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Joey King was ever marketed as a sex object. I’ll assume that she was behind the scenes because that’s how you make it in America, unless you have industry parents, but even then they are likely already so destroyed on a spiritual level, too narcissistic to bother, that they’re selling their kids off to the perverts in the industry as part of their duty.

I didn’t watch Joey King as a child star, I just saw her as a freakish Gyspy Rose Blanchard all crippled before killing her mom….which I guess was hot to some people….since she was playing some wheel chair bound pervert who used her pussy to get a dude to kill her mom….which is serious pussy power….especially for a bald weirdo….but I get it, it was just a series…

Since seeing the series, I realized she had tits, and I guess that’s what makes this moody bikini pic worthy of being stared at.

The sexualization of the nerdy, awkward childstar as she takes on more adult roles….ok.

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2023

21

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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It’s nice to see respectable young ladies just giving dudes what they want. That’s such a rare experience for most men, married, in relationship, single or incel.

That’s where all the bitterness comes from…lack of sex and too much complaining or standard level woman crazy.

We’re simple creatures, where all a woman needs to do to keep us happy is shit like this…non-verbal gifts of nudity.

We’re perfectly happy not listening to complaints, but instead staring at pictures of them clothed vs them unclothed. That’s all we need.

The reality is, part of a girl’s mission is to make our lives miserable, so we’ll assume the girls in these pictures make plenty of men miserable in their day to day, but we don’t need to worry about that when getting what we want out of then.

Modern day heroes fighting for the reputation of women everywhere in a “see, where not all bad, some of us know our purpose and role in this life”…..

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

21

Apr

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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Demi Moore may not look like a corpse, but I assure you that she is a fucking corpse….

Ask any necrophiliac, they’ll tell you that with the the right make-up and procedures….you can maintain the integrity of the corpse for a long fucking time….which is exponentially longer when there’s a significant budget behind the process.

It’s the insides that are harder to maintain, you know that liquify and fall on the floor with every thrust…

So keep as far from her orifices as you can….they’ve soured.