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2015

12

Jul

Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey..

But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic…

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2015

12

Jul

Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day

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THe question is….

Does Taylor Swift collect people she has respect for. You know she wants to surround herself by people she is impressed by or who she finds interesting….or does Taylor Swift collect people so that from a marketing perspective she looks important….like the person to be friends with….or does Taylor Swift collect people because she didn’t have friends going out and now she can have any friends she wants….and the exciting thing about these friends is that she can manupulate them like real life barbies…

Or…does Taylor Swift want to be a model, and likes showing off her legs against the legs of all these Victoria’s Secret models… Or are these people just latching onto Taylor Swift because she’s famous and increases their profile?

She’s the focal point / centre of attention amongst people that the media talk about…making her more important….she’s got the #squad everyone wants to be part of, and she’s the most powerful act right now…so this is all marketing…if she wanted to be a model, she could be….she just wants to be the most relevant, talked about person…who gets more money than any model ever gets to endorse product..

I don’t have the answers, I just know Lena Dunham, or trying to understand what species Lena Dunham is, distracts me from Taylor Swift’s cameltoe…it must be intentional…

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2015

12

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

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We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true…

Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty…

She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off.

Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end…

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2015

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

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It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world…

She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her..

Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention.

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2015

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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If Midgets were like fat chicks, there would be a lot more midget models…protesting how the world it made for tall people, giving unrealistic expectations for the midget, as the midget can never amount to be someone over 5 feet tall, no matter how hard they try…

Because midgets aren’t as annoying as fat chicks…\

But the good news is fat chicks are just angry because dudes don’t treat them with respect, we just take the blowjob and run, unless we fuck up and get locked down with one…who is either disguised as a skinny chick before getting comfortable…or a pushy fat chick, as some are, because not all are the shy, broken fat chick you want them to be..

That said, go out there this weekend and get a fat chick and remember, I am an institution not institutionalized…

I am still devastated by the end of Ed Hardy, but brought hope by Kylie Jenner’s identity crisis…trans is a family thing…all smeared in Feces…not racist cuz she bangs black guys…making black face ok…

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Sharks in an Underwater Volcano
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Ariana Grande’s Apology….
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Jared from Subway Said “Middle School Girls are Hot”
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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The Next UFC Champion Chick
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Fame Whore Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Ass Flash
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Jen Selter’s Ass
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Sienna Miller in a White Outfit
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Hot Asians
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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UFC Chicks by the Pool
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Selena Gomez in Shorts
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Natalia Vodianova in L
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100 Years of American Men’s Fashion
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Karrueche Tran’s Ass in JEans
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Elsa Hosk Tits
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Seven Unexpected Ways to Chop an Onion
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Demi Lovato Cleavage
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Elizabeth Gillies Whore Photoshoot
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Not Single
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Dog Steals Hose and Sprays Owner
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Scary Amusement Park Fail
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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Man Mad About his Wife’s Sex Toy
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Jennifer Lawrence Comicon
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Kids Taste Kimchi
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Monica Cruz’s Bikini on Vacation
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Slutty K-Pop Looking Act of the Day
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Asian Girl Tortured by Sea Food
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Pammie Lee Hot Trimmed Bush
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No Pants Dance
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Shark Tries to Eat People
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Crazy Bitch Jumps into Croc Enclosure
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Midget of the Day
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Boyfriend Can’t Handle Piercing
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Girl Eats a Popsicle
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Unhappy Mail Man
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2015

10

Jul

Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was on the beach…she wasn’t wearing a bikini….But her friend saved the day by having big tits and a cameltoe…

Good enough….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

10

Jul

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in a Bikini of the Day

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I would say that Emily Ratajkowski has figured out that the more bikini pics she posts to social media…the more likes she’ll get…the more relevant she’ll remain…

But as a girl who’s career is based on her getting naked in a music video, I’m pretty sure she’s realized that one…and that the last year has been her trying to figure out how to distance herself from being the naked big tits…like Kim K does with her sex tape…only with less public penetration…Emily Ratajkowski is a lady and only does that behind closed doors and her boyfriend’s back for jobs…I mean he was (rumored to be) Ben Affleck..right…that warrants a “Hall Pass”…

As you fade into obscurity…you gotta bring back what works..and it works..because she’s got a great fucking body…that you don’t deserve to be looking at…but she’s getting paid thanks to you to looking at it…so I guess you do…

All this to say…I still like looking at her….pics….she looks good….and that’s enough for me in this empty life I live…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

10

Jul

Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I once wrote, but you didn’t ready, that I always laugh when I see Natalie Portman, only because she’s got so many gold stars of David next to her brandname…

The first being Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand…

That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy….

The second gold star of David is that she’s also done Star Wars…which is just a WTF..set for life…fanbase forever situation…

Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar…

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2015

10

Jul

Denise Richards Hooker Leg of the Day

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There are a lot of rumors that Denise Richards was one of Heidi Fleiss’ escorts that Charlie Sheen hired…and even made his wife…because every escort wants to legitimize their career as escorts…by focusing on the public image of her as an “actress”…married to an “actor”…even though we know the truth…

Charlie sheen loves the dirtiest of hookers and porn chicks who do the dirtiest of things..

She is the one who tamed Charlie Sheen for the media…which means….she probably does the dirtiest of fucking things…

I don’t even care that she’s a hooker, or rumored hooker, as I know actors and models who are also hookers…as are bottle service girls, strippers and actual hookers…

People are lazy, people like nice things, people like to get paid to fuck…especially when they are fake tit, fake face, hooker-looking girls…who were married to hooker lovers…right…

Well here’s her leg, only because it’s the most powerful paparazzi pic I’ve seen in a long time…so mysterious, someone get this guy a Vogue deal, it’s better than deporting his immigrant ass…

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Posted in:Denise Richards|SFW

2015

10

Jul

Hanna Davis for SI SWIM DAILY of the DAy

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I don’t know why I post these shitty pics of shitty girls for Sports Illustrated as part of their marketing campaign…

I actually hate the pictures and everything they represent…they are boring…and the girls in them aren’t real models..

They are just hookers and this is me giving them more exposure so that they can charge more by the hour…

All while not giving a fuck about these pictures or this girl…

I am not jerking off to this, and you shouldn’t be either…this isn’t what I’m into…this isn’t interesting…she doesn’t even look good..

Yet here I am…feeding into it..because I have a problem I call updating this site everyday when I should just stare at the fucking wall..it’d be more rewarding..

Garbage…

Posted in:Hannah Davis|SFW